Kansas University Weekly. Editor-in-Chief: WALTER. J. MEK, - - Associate: R. M. EMERY Literary Editor: E. H. MCMATH, Local Editor. NORMAN McGILLIVRAY. Associates: B. F. MOORE, JAS. A. DEVLIN, GOR. L. DAVIS, CLARENCE HINDMAN, A. W. WILSON ESTELLE RIDDER, H. FELIGAR PORTER FONES GUY HARSNARGER WEBSTER WILDER Society Editor: ANNA WAHFIELD. Managing Editor: EARLE MC.SHEA, Shares in the WEEKLY one dollar each entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the secretary and reassurer, Geo. Foster, the managing editor, .or at the WEEKLY OFFICE. Subscription price 50 cents per annum n advance, single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to E. McShea, 1003 Tenn. street, Lawrence, Kansas. Entered acte Lawrence Postoffice cs second class mail matter. LAWRENCE, KAN., SEPT. 29, 1900. The WEEKLY is anxious to keep in touch with the Alumni. They are the ones on whom, the record of the school depends. The college paper is always glad to give them mention. If your nametags not on the subscription list, put it there, and let us hear what you are doing. Among the exchanges this week were the first numbers of the Baker Orange. The Oven from Emporia, Silver and Gold from Colorado, and the Knox Student from Galesburg, Ili. The first number of the WEEKLY was printed two weeks earlier than any of these. From our exchanges we learn that the seniors in many of the universities have already ordered their caps and gowns. The plan is a good one. If a class expects to have gowns it should have them for appropriate occasions throughout the year. It is expensive and almost useless to buy caps and gowns late in the year when they can be worn but once or twice at most. The University is exceedingly grateful to Mr. A. Monroe for his gift to the chemistry department. For some time Prof. Franklin and Mr. Krause have been experimenting with liquid ammonia. As early as last year letters of inquiry and congratulation on their work came to them from Russian universities and elsewhere. Their experiments have been watched carefully at home and abroad. It is such work that makes our University famous. Just at the time when it seemed that the work must be discontinued because of lack of funds, Mr. Monroe generously gives $250 to the department, and the school will not soon forget his kindness. The WEEKLY feels that it is not properly supported by the professors of the University. To be sure the most of them are on the subscription list, but when anything unusual happens in their departments, they usually take pains to let the down town papers know, without ever giving the WEEKLY a single thought. The next Saturday they pick up the paper and complain about it not having any news. This is not true of every professor, we are glad to say. Some of them willingly grant us interviews and volunteer information. We wish there were more such ones. The WEEKLY is not ideal, we are sorry to say, but one thing is sure, it can never even approach the ideal if the faculty is unwilling to give it University news. Football tickets are now on sale, and before the game this afternoon every student who can possibly afford it should have one. It is worth your while to have a vote in the Athletic association. You will want to go to all the games anyway, and a ticket will save you money. Help the management and the team. Be byal to K. U. For these reasons buy a season ticket: The complaint has been made that the WEEKLY is only a republican organ. Those who are reading the paper know the charge is entirely untrue. The Bryan club received no write up last week simply because it had not organized. We are anxious to get all political news at the University, and space will be given to either side. The charge is so foolish that it scarcely deserves a thought. One of the Weekly board recently received a letter from home with this question, 'Is there any one in Lawrence who dyes?' It may have been a misunderstanding that resulted in the following letter: Dear Ida:--Your letter came yesterday. You asked me if I knew "whether there is anyone who dies in Lawrence." Yes, dear Ida, several have died here during the past year, several died the year before, and if the city records are to be depended on a great many shook off this mortal coil even before that time. In some years the mortality has been frightful, in others several months have passed without the reaction of a single tomstone. People are born, live and die in Lawrence as in any other town. These seem to be habits which are almost, if not universal. People are accustomed to die here, but I don't think that they do so more than in other towns. At least I have never heard of any one dying more than once. At present I believe neither the democrats or republicans have committed themselves on the issue. But I am sure the populists are 'agit' it, and I believe they could make a good paramount issue out of it. One thing is certain, those who come out or rather go out in favor of dying, wouldn't be able to stuff the ballot box Perhaps, Ida, you would like to ask why people die in Lawrence. As to that, I frankly admit that to a great extent I am in total darkness, and perhaps many of them are too. Some die of old age, some of over-work, and some because they are tired of this cold world, I might presume to say, where some have goe be to but many it would seem I had overstepped the bounds of delicacy. I confess, Ida, your buestion is rather startling, but I am yours to serve.—E. SMILES The flower of the family is often a blooming idiot. Miss Skinner—Compare ill. Miss Killam—Ill, sick, dead. —Purple and White. —Ex "The lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine," So warbled a maiden with zest quite divine: Then retorted the man with the wickedest slee. "The girls that kiss poodles shall never kiss me." Mr. Newly Wed—"You used to say I was a 'nongarral among men." Mrs. Newly Wed—"Well I still think you are a very small type." 'He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not—he is a freshman; 'help him.' He who knows not, and knows that he knows not—he is a sophomore; 'pity him.' He who knows and knows not that he knows,—he is a junior; 'honor him.' He who knows and knows he knows—he is a senior; 'reverence him.' "—Ex. — Judge. If your feet hurt from climbing the stairs, just stick them out of the window and the pane will all be gone.—Independent. "Take away women," shouted the orator, "and what would follow?" "We would," shouted every man in the audience. —Ex. Girls often go to church, not so much for the sermons as for the hymns.—Ex Who never to himself has said, * as he stubbed his toe against the bed, -* —† † —º §¨ —? —? †*? - Ex. Breathes there a man with soul **so** dead. Ladies' and Gents' Underwear, separate garments and union suits. MILLER'S RACKET. Kappa Alpha Theta girls entertained their friends with a dancing party Saturday night in I O F Hall. The evening was cool, the music fine, making the dancing especially fine. Three girls wore the black and gold for the first time. They were Anna Harrison and Mauds Bates of Topeka and Mary Boaz of Lawrence. The Thetas with their guests were: Mr and Mrs Walter Howe and Mr and Mrs Worley; Misses Havens, Rice Rankin, Warkenite, Moore, Sexton, Warfield, Everingham, Boaz, Calboun, Baldrich, Hafer, Hazen, Harrison, Bates, Graham, Bowen, Brown, Riddle, Flintom, Wagstaff, Barnette, Alder, Cross and Frazer; Messrs. Shaler, Goddard, Cross, Learnard, Silvers, Hayden, Fletcher, Edwards, Simpson, Campbell, Joanes, Tilford, Davies, Sutton, Barnette, Toby, Thompson, Summerfield, Morrison, Baxter, Sallee, Merrill, Bradford, Doverex, Day, Oldham, Osborne, Doowlittle, De Leon, Davis, Ad Housh of Oskaloosa, Maurice Alden of Kansas City, and Frank Curry and Frank Barkley of Topeka. SOCIETY ITEMS. Last Friday night the Kappas gave a pavilion party in honor of Marie Morris of Hiawatha, who has been visiting her friends in Lawrence for the past week. About twenty-five couples were present. The Misses Haynes, McCoy, Kilgore, Ellsworth, Lasley, Miller and Mentzer entertained their boy friends last night at the home of Mrs. Willis on west Lee. Phi Kappa Ps1 fraternity will give a hop in honor of their new men Saturday night. Saturday night the Pla Phis will give a farewell cookyshine at the home of Miss Loren Leslie in honor of Miss Elizabeth Ayres. Miss Mary Burwell of Kingfisher, Oklahoma, and Miss Margaret Sprague of Horton, Kansas, have donned Kappa colors. The dancing schools will open for the season Saturday. Anna Harrison, Maude Bates, Mary Boaz, Helen Calhoun and Winifred Ewingham have pledged themselves to Kappa Alpha Theta fraternity. The Phi Delta gives a hop Friday night in Journal Hall. It is in honor of their newly initiated men, who are: Alfred Seddan, Robert Scott, Harry Dunlap, Albert Newman and Piet Crandall. The Pi Phis are wearing colors for Eva Olin. Mrs J W Green entertained at cards Friday afternoon in honor of Misses Elizabeth and Lucy Ayres who leave soon for their new home in Canon City, Colorado. Last Friday night the Betas initiated five men into the mysteries of the fraternities. They were Frank Burford, Lee Baxter. Myron Humphrey, Roll Lindburg and Edward Bliss. Jean Piatt has invited guests for Monday afternoon in honor of Mary Giles of Abilene. Cards are to be the feature of the entertainment. Friday night the Pi Phis will initiate their pledglings, who are Joanne Ware, Olive Gundry, Rae Wilson, Inez Plumb, Mabel McLain and Mary Kellog. Dea F O Marvin and Mr. Hood spent the latter part of the week in Topeka, attending the good roads convention there. The Sigma Chis have pledged two new men: Ben Heglar of Guthrie, Oklahoma and Harry Braden of Washington, Kansas. TO THE FRESHMAN. Don't get mad. It only lasts one year. Keep a stiff upper lip. You'll see mama at Christmas. Don't think you can slide through the University just because you have been sliding down the winding steps. Don't talk about "inalienable rights" but watch out for the Sophomores. at Christmas. ___ Don't rock the boat (Don't try to work the Profs. most of them have been here longer than you have). Snow Literary Society has adopted a resolution that all members be assessed the sum of 75 cents and receive therefore a copy of Roberts' Rules of Order. Any member already possessing a copy can secure a remission of 49 cents by presenting his copy to the secretary for inspection. This applies to both old and new members and should be attended at once. Notice Wanted Active man of good character, to deliver and collect in Kansas for old established manufacturing wholesale house, $900 a year sure pay. Honesty more than experience required. Our reference, any bank in any city. Enclose self-addressed stamped envelope. Manufacturers, Third Floor, 334 Dearborn St., Chicago. ALL STUDENTS Are Cordially Invited to Attend NEW ELDRIDGE HALL. MISS PIATT'S RECEPTION THIS EVENING. Saturday. Sept. 29th. Wm. BEAL. Livery, Hack and Boarding Stable BEAL & GODDING. No. 812 and 814 Vermont Street. G. F. GODDING Telephone 139 Lawrence, Kan. ALL SHEET MUSIC AT HALF PRICE Always Open TO K. U. SUDENTS AT BELL'S MUSIC STORE NEW Plans for Rent. NEW Pianos for Rent. Y. W.C.A. Miss Rose Meredith is in Chicago this week attending a meeting of Y. W. C. A secretaries. About thirty-six new members were entertained at a fudge party last Saturday afternoon at the Y. W. C. A. house. This week a "mysterious party" was given for the Freshman girls. The membership committee is doing very successful work and presents an encouraging list of new members at each meeting. The meeting Wednesday afternoon was a missionary one and was attended by about eighty girls. Mrs Lane spoke on "The Need of Missionary Work," from her personal experience in China, and her earnest talk will be long remembered by the hearers. Miss Ewing spoke on the "Possibilities of Missionary Work," and Miss Weeks gave extracts from the life of a missionary in Hawaii. An authem was sung by Misses Walton, Stem, Platte, and Towsles, who will lead the singing each week. The committee on Bible study report classes so far organized as follows: Friday, at 5, in room 21 of Fraser hall, "Christ in the old Testament." Sunday, at 8:45, at the W Y C A house, "Sherman's Life of Christ." Another class for the same study will be held at the same place at 4:30 Sunday afternoon Sunday afternoon, at 4:30, at the W Y C A house, "Life of Jesus Christ." Sunday afternoon at 4:30 at 1318 Louisiana, "A Study of the Book of John." Monday, at 5, in room 21 of Fraser hall. "A Study of the Book of John." The Mission study class meets at the Y W C A house every Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock. The Tennis court at the house is gaining in popularity. A team will be ready for the tournament Oct. 20. The second cabinet meeting of the year will be held Thursday evening at 9:30 at the house. The policy for the year calls for bi-weekly cabinet meetings. Besides the usual reports at these sessions a paper will be presented upon some general theme to be followed by discussion. This will afford an education for the leaders of the work along the line of special problems of association work. The mid-week meetings have been organized and will meet each Thursday evening from 6:45 to 7:15 at the following places: Y M C A house. 920 Indiana. Other neighborhoods will be organized and reports made later. Miss Bess Penny of Hutchinson spent several days this week with her friend, Marguerite Wise. Miss Anna Graham is spending a few days with her sister Laura Graham. She is on her way from Peabody to Kansas City where she will spend the winter. Anna Hoisei Abel, '08, A M, 'oo, has been in Lawrence for a few days on her way to Ithaca, New York, where she will enter Cornell. Maurice L. Alden of Kansas City spent Sunday in Lawrence. Jim McKnight of Junction City is in Lawrence again and has entered the University. Prof. Blackmar was in Kansas Cit Tuesday. Prof Blake spent Thursday in Kansas City. Misses Ida and Stella Case were visiting in Lawrence this week. They were on their way to Chicago where they will enter the University of Chicago. They graduated from K U in '98. Do You Read Magazines Metropolitan Magazine Exchange. Topeka and Lawrence. Topeka and Lawrence. Can furnish any of the standard monthly magazines at less than one half the publishers' prices. Others in proportion. $ .00 Magazines - - at 45c Per Year. $3.00 " - at $1.30 " Others in proportion. Try our plan. Send your address to 1039 New Hampshire Street. Larwrence. The Metropolitan Magazine Exchange and an agent will call and explain the plan, Magazines to students for 6 to 8 months at pro rata. STUDENTS' HEADQUARTERS FOR COAL. J C. MEADOWS. Phone 277. 947 Mass, St. Gleaning, Pressing Repairing and Dyeing. Work Done Natisfa'corily and Promptly. Kaw Valley Steam Dye Works: 12 E. Berkley Street, J. DONNELLY N. DONNELLY Telephone No. 103. DONNELLY BROS. Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables All Rubber Tire Riggs 700 to 716 New Hampshire St., Lawrence, Kas. BOSTON TAFFY STORE Own Manufactory of All Kinds of Candies All Kinds of Candies. Prices to Suit Everybody. 838 Mass. St. A. E. PROTSCH, ARTISTIC TAILOR, FINE UNION WORK PRICES REASONABLE. Corner Warren and Mass. Sts. Over Meierhoffer & Wilder's. A. E. PROTSCH. Klock's Retaurant. 816 Mass. St. Is the Students' Down Town Boarding Place. Board $2.50. Meal Tickets $3.94. J. V. HALL, Proprietor. WALKING SKIRTS COMMON SENSE COMMENDS THEM FOR STREET AND SCHOOL wear. Prices. $3.98 and $5.00 for the popular sellers at WEAVER'S. 1