Kansas University Weekly. Editor-in-Chief: LYMAN L. HUMPHREY, Associates: GEO. L. DAVIS, GEO. BARCUS. Literary Editor: WEBSTER WILDER. Local Editor. E. S. LINDAS. Associates: H. H. TANGMAN, D. W. WOOD, E. H. MCATH, R M. EMERY, JAS A. DEVLIN, J. CLARKE SWAZY, FRANK MARCYV, VIRGINIA McCROFT Society Editor: ESTELLE RIDDLE. Managing Editor: E. M.CHEBA, Associate: WALTER, J. MEK, Shares in the WEEKLY one dollar each entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the secretary and treasurer, Geo. Foster, the managing editor., or at the WEEKLY OFFICE. Subscription price so cents per annum n advance, single copies 5 cents. Address: all communications to E. McShea, 733 Miss. street, Lawrence Kansas. Entered at the Lawn ce Postoffice as second class mail matter. LAWRENCE, KAN., MAY 5. 1900. It is indeed unfortunate that the immense boulder placed on the campus by the Engineers could not have been allowed to remain. It was an innovation at K. U. and added considerable to the looks of the campus. It was quite an undertaking to get such an immense rock up the hill and the short time it was allowed to remain evidently did not repay the Engineers for their work. Kansas university has met with signal success in every contest this year with her old time rival, Missouri university. On the gridiron, the diamond and the debating platform the result has been the same. It is very gratifying of course to us Jayhawkers to see our school come out ahead but at the same time it should not be encouraging to the Missourians. They have made a commendable effort in every contest and the respect has been particularly close in two of them. They are all the more determind to win next year, and we admire their perseverance. The M. S. U., Independent comments as follows on the result of the Missouri-Kansas debate: "Kansas has once more been successful in lowering Missouri's colors in debate. The defeat was not decisive, however, one of the three judges voting for Missouri. The debate was lost on April 15, but on Marco 16th, when the side that each university should have was determined Kansas will visit Columbia next year and we should prepare to retrieve our honors by administering a signal defeat to her. "And still they gazed and sull their wonder grew, How one small head could carry all he knew." The above is very applicable to the all-wise editor of the State Normal Oven, who takes upon himself the responsibility of judging things that he knows no more about than a hog does about Sunday, with due apology to the hog. The Oven man has somehow got a queer idea into his cranial cavity that he knows something about running a newspaper. We can't imagine why he thinks so, but he evidently does. The last issue of the Oven contained the following: "And now K. U. is posing as a great Christian institution and has got out a "Sheldon edition" of the Weekly with Harry Tangman at the head. He and his staff have made a brave effort but the whole thing reminds one of the time when Mark Twain gave an address to the students of West Point. Mark had never seen a body of men in battle line or heard a cannon shot off, but he told them all about war and its tactics. The K. U. editors are alright but they have nothing in their school to talk about in such a paper." It seems to us that the Mark Twain story applies very forcibly to the Oven man who is continually giving advice about how to run a paper when he does not know the first principles himself. Almost every week he runs some news items in as editorial and his continual attempts to be "funny" are very tiresome. A few weeks ago he took up three pages of his paper with the constitution of the athletic association of that school which was indeed very interesting. It was so much better, however than the usual stuff that fills the columns of the Oven that he should be encouraged to republish it. The May pole "scrap" this year was as good natured a class contest as has ever been held here. Several of the participants came out with slight bruises, tar smeared faces, disheveled hair and torn clothes, but that is what they went into the contest for and they were prepared for it. No serious injuries of any kind were sustained. and no ill feelings engendered. It was simply a genuine class contest. It stirred up class spirit more than a dozen mass meeting could have done and class spirit is something that needs cultivation at K U. Of course such a thing would be objectionable if of frequent occurrence but as it only comes once a year, it certainly is a good thing. Prof. Franklin will deliver the annual address of the Nebraska section of the American Chemistry Society at Lincoln, Nebraska, this month. His subject will be 'The Properties of Liquid Ammonia." E E Brown office stenographer is at work again after a short lay-off on account of rheumatism. Now is the time for boating. Take advantage of the unusual opportunities open to K. U. students. Some proof sheets of the new catalogue have been received from the state printer Treasurer Folks went to Chicago Wednesday on business. M. U. recently added 1300 new law books to its library. Owen Smith is spending Sunday at home in Topeka. There will be a golf tournament on the University links next week. F. R. Moulton went to Kansas City Tuesday. Go to Smith's News Depot for basebal goods. Boats can be secured at reasonable prices at the boat house. Fishing tackle at Smith's. SNAP SHOTS. Judge: "What explanation have you to offer for stealing this dress suit?" Prisoner: "Your honor, I was invited to a ball." From Our Exchanges Wanted—Honest man or woman to travel for large house; salary $65 monthly and expenses, with increase; position permanent; inclose self addressed stamped envelope. Manager, 330 Caxton bldg., Chicago. The men who of their good deeds beason, Are seldom those who do the most: For they who labor long and well, Lack time their own good deeds to tell. New Location. Corner Henry and Mass. Sts. Light store, courteous treatment. Welcome again if you don't buy. Clothing and furnishings to suit your purse. W. E. SPALDING One Way. One Price. SOCIETY. Last night the last of the fraternity parties was given at Fraser hall by the Theta. Some sixty couples were present, and the coolness of the weather which has prevailed for the past few days added to the pleasure of a very pretty party. The Hall was pretitially decorated with bunting in the black and yellow of the fraternity, while the Theta cat, without which no Theta party is complete, occupied the space above the arch. Mirrors were arranged along the north and south walls with palms and flowers and palms hid the musicians. The punch bowl was surrounded by a perfect bower of lilacs and the cosy corner near the stair-case was decorated with flowers. The guests were received by Mr and Mrs Howe, Miss Rachel Pugh and Mr Carl Warkenine, Miss Cora Moore and Mr. Carol McMath, Miss Maybells Wagstaff and Mr. Roy Henley. The short grand march was led by Mr and Mrs. Walter Howe. The programs were very unique. They were square folders of black cardboard, with a wreath and the letters K A O on the front, while the back had a yellow cat. The inside pages were of yellow paper, and bore the names of the dances. Guests from out of town were Miss Blanche Stasch of Paola, Miss Marjorie Perkins and Mr Maurice Alder of Kansas City, Misses Edith Davis, Charlotte Parkhurst, and Neal S Houch, and Messrs Guilford Dudly and John Harrison of Topsea, Miss Kate Stone of Leavenworth, Miss Kate Rising of Salina and Jack Harris of Ottawa, The Theta have issued invitations for a reception to be held at the home of Miss Isabelle Hazen's on Saturday afternoon, May 12. Y. M. C. A. NOTES. Sunday afternoon the Y.M.C.A. committee chairman appointments for 1800- or were announced as follows; J H Burress, devotional committee. O H Brown social committee. J Flickinger, Bible study. Howard Langworthy, missionary com- J H Felgar, finance committee. Edward Copley, music committee F H Smith' employment bureau. R J Montgomery, Haskell work. Alfred Barnet, census committee. John Devlin, membership committee. The associated charities work of the association will remain in the hands of Mr Brown through the rest of the year. Louie Sams was appointed musical director. Mr. Hirscher will continue as association pianist. Prof. Carruth's talk last Sunday was earnest and interesting as he presented the "Opportunities for Christian service in social reform." After the meeting, Mr. Carruth continued his talk internally with some of the boys who were especially interested. The first regular meeting of the new cabinet will take place Saturday afternoon. The principal business of this meeting is a match game of base ball between the officers and committee chairmen. The place of meeting will not be publicly announced, out of respect for the athletic association, who realize that this game would draw every one from the senior faculty game. Class pictures for the senior annual were taken this week. The freshmen at Blake hall on Wednesday, the sophs at Snow hall on Wednesday, and the juniors at the main building Thursday. Reliable man for manager of branch office I wish to open in this vicinity. Good opening for an energetic sober man Kindly mention this paper when writing Wanted! Cincinnati, Ohio. Illustrated catalogue 4 cts. postage. Fine Stationery. Tablets, 3c; Brown Pictures, Oval and Square Photo Frames, Poster Board. A. T. MORRIS G. C.WOLF 917 Massachusetts Street BROMELSICK'S University students who wish to economize when purchasing their wearing apparel will be given a chance at Browning, King & Co. "Economy Is of Itself A Great Revenue" Aside of selling the very best and most fashionable clothing, hats and furnishing goods at lowest prices.— We offer as a special inducement to University students A DISCOUNT of 10 per cent on every purchase. Money back if you want it. BROWNING, KING & CO. Manufacturers and retailers of Men's, Boys' and Children's Clothing at lowest prices. Main and Eleventh Sts. Main and Eleventh Sts. Kansas City, Mo., U. S. A. UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS. College of Physicians and Surgeons OF CHICAGO, (Opposite Cook County Hospital.) 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