COMING EVENTS. 28. Medics - Pharmacies, McCook. May 1, May pole scrap, Campus. 4. Freshmen-Sophomore, McCook. 5. Senior-Feculty, McCook. 11. Spring oratorical contest, Frazer Hall. 11. Winners of games of April 27 and 28: 11. K. U., WEEKLY election. 12. K. U.-Washburn. 12. Winners of Arts games. 15. Field meet, McCook. 19. K U-K S A C, McCook. 19. Winners of games of May 11 and 12. 22. K U-N U, McCook. 26. K U-O U, McCook. 26. K U-S D U track meet, Sioux City. 29. Senior play, Opera House. June 2, K U-K C A, McCook. 5. K U-Alumni, McCook. THE LAST NIGHT. Bow Literary Society Will Adjourn for the Yee. Saturday night, May 5, will be the last meeting of Snow Literary Society for this year. The past year has been a successful one from any point of view. There has been a good attendance and good programs. On this, the last night, the following program will be rendered: program will be rendered: Music, Quartette, Oration, Chas Meyer. Music, Miss Haynes, Reading, Mrs McCullom Smith. Debate, "Resolved that the scattered religious element is justified in the non-participation in politics," Affirmative, W J Baumpartner; negative, E H McMath, Music, Quartette. Paper, Miss Lesley, editor-in-chief; associates, Messrs Emery, Harshburger and Miss Lyon. Original Poem, Miss Goss. Essay, Miss Brewster. Tableau, Moses Davis and Ellsworth. Farewell Address, A S Hirschler. Reading, A J Ruth. Music, Quartette. The meeting will be public and every-one is invited to be present at this, the last meeting for the year. ADELPHIC LITERARY SOCIETY. The Adelphic Society met on Friday evening April 21st with a good audience. The program was interesting and carried out as follows: Current Events, W, F. Mowry. Impromptu, Curry. Recitation, Miss Jaedicke. DEBATE. Resolved: That Woman's Suffrage Would be a Success. Affirmative, Miss Fox. Negative, Miss Shore. AMUSEMENTS "QUO VADIS." BOWERSOCK OPERA HOUSE. "When the public pay their money to see a good play, it is my firm belief that they should be given its value, said Manager Brady when complimented upon the merit of his production of 'Quo Vadis' the grand religious play which is to appear at the opera house on May 3rd and to that end I have endeavored to fulfill my obligations to my patrons, by mounting the play with necessary scenery, costumes and engaging a competent company to properly present the work." If more managers would reason the same way, the theatre going public would show its appreciation by attending in greater numbers, the ordinary theatrical attraction. Thursday. May 3. H. H. Brady's Big Sicent production of HENRYK SIENKIEWICZ'S FAMOUS HENRYK SIENKIEWICZ'S FAMOUS NOVEL. Quo Vadis. THE BEAUTIFUL STORY OF THE DAW! OF CHRISTMAS IN THE DOWN- FALL OF PAGANISM. Presented by powerful company. Elegant Design and Powerful Secury. Beautiful Electrical Effects. Beau! 50 People on the Stage-50 The Only Original Company Seats on sale at Dick Bros. Prices, 25c, 35c, 50c Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens The fountain of pen satisfaction. A gift of never ending usefulness and a constant niggas reminder of the giver. Made in endless variety of styles, sizes and at prices to meet every requirement. Offered for the student trade. For sale bn all leading stationers, jewelers and specialty houses. L. E. WATERMAN & CO. Largest Fountain Pen Manufacturers in the world. 157 Broadway, New York, N. Y Evolution of Comic Art. Which is the older of human emotions? Did man first weep or laugh? The pessimist would answer that he wept for sorrow at being created; the optimist would say that he laughed at the absurdity of it all. However so far as the nations have expressed themselves in art, laughter and tears seem to be about equally ancient. The Egyptians, Greeks and Romans may not have had a Punch, Life, Fuck, Fliegende Blatter, Journal pour Rire, but their frescoes and statues show that they had a keen sense of the ridiculous, at times healthy at others degenerate It has been the same through all ages. With modern nations as with the ancients comic art has in certain epochs become ribald. There is another curious similarity between the comic art of all ages in the subjects made jest of. The mother-in-law figures in the most ancient frescos and in the latest number of Puck which I have before me. Then as now it was the province of the comic artist to ridicule public men, politics, the foibles of women. Egyptian comic art especially directed its shaft at the last. Ganarii the discoverer of "Les sourbouries de femme!" Evolution in comic art? Has there really been an evolution? Yes, but in manner and workmanship rather than in matter. The ancient draughtsman was more direct, broader, and coarser than the comic artist of today. But by today I do not mean the modern era or even this century as a whole, but a more limited period. For in its highest expression comic art now is refined and beautiful—it being the scene, the situation, or the subject which amuses; not the grotesqueness of the figures or the coarseness of the suggestion. Antiquity may have had Hogarths, or even Nasts and Kepplers; but it required the nineteenth century to produce a Du Maurier or a Gibson. * * * The early examples of comic art in this country are rare. One does not usually associate Benjamin Franklin's name with art, yet he was the first American caricaturist or comic artist. In 1754 he devised the picture of a snake severed into eight pieces, representing as many colonies. Out of the serpent's mouth issued a scroll calling upon the colonies to unite, tight and conquer. The title of the drawing was "join or Die." Class rivalry is still intense, though the old manifestation of it in hazing is dying out somewhat. Still the annual cane rush or spree is general, and many customs, more or less local, keep up the spirit. An amusing example is shown by the use of the word fruit at Yale. The fruit of a freshman is the tag of the shirt where the laundry mark is usually placed; the Sophomores endeavor to remove the vii et armis, and preserve them for trophies as Indians did scalp. * * * * * * Finally, the custom of co-education gives a large and sometimes amusing vo cabalury. From the institutions for females alone only a few terms came which were not in vogue elsewhere. These are all words pertaining to eating, with one exception, swain, from a girl's boarding house meaning a male acquaintance. But the institutions for both sexes give many words, most of them, of course, referring to the tendency of young people to fall in love and get married, which manifest itself wherever they may be, perhaps no more in college than elsewhere. The female student is known as co-ed. This word serves as noun and adjective; the verb to co-educate means to converse with a person of the opposite sex. Hen is a common term for the females student. It is used in various compounds, such as hen-medic for a female medical student, hen-roost for a dormitory for women (quail and quail roost are common variations); at Cornell, Sage College is the name of the women's dormitory, and an inmate is a sage-hen, while a male student who calls there frequently is a sage rooster. Calico or calicu is a sort of generic term for the female sex and is used in various connections; e. g., to *fake calc* is to escort a lady to a place of entertainment or social function; a calico course is a course which is much attended by "heens," or in their presence makes the social element prominent; this term is also used figuratively for a firtiation or love affair more or less serious. A co educational walk is one made of two planks with rough stones between them, far enough apart to prevent too close proximity of two persons using them. A cushioned window seat (or sometimes a hammock) is known as a spoon-holder. A cottage course is the term when a young couple leave college, before graduation, to get married. -The Chautauquan. The two little books recently prepared by Prof. Carruth, called "Kansas in Literature," are the fifth and sixth numbers of a series of Kansas books now being published by Crane & Co. of Topeka. Kansas in Literature. It has long been the wish of Kansas publishers to put into more attainable form the literature of Kansas, or at least to publish a more adequate list of it. There have been many partial attempts at such an undertaking, and during the past year or so these attempts have assumed more and more a definite form, as interest in them has been manifested in many ways. This interest is due in a measure perhaps to the work of so many of our newspaper men, some of whom are literary men of high standing. E W Howe of the Atchison Globe and of late years William Allen White of the Emporia Gazette have done much to advance the name and fame of Kansas newspaper writers. Then many of the newspapers of the state have taken up the idea and have developed it in one shape or another. The Mail and Breeze has always a page of Kansas anecdotes, rhymes, and short selections called from exchanges. Last summer several newspapers had a corner for "Kansas Rhymes and Rhymers." At last Crane & Co embodied the idea in this collection, which is called a series of "Twentieth Century Classics," and is designed to present not only the best in Kansas literature, but also several volumes on the history of the state, and articles on her mineralogy, her geography, her natural history, and many other subjects of interest to her people. There is also a list, as complete as possible, of the best of Kansas publications. The managing editor of the series is Professor W M. Davidson, superintendent of the public schools of Topeka. It is published in the form of a magazine, which appears monthly, and the work is done by different men of the state. It has been put on sale at all book stores. The work for this year as regularly planned at first was divided into three heads, and under these, the different topics to be treated are: 1 John Brown of Kansas. 2 Jim Lane of Kansas. 3 Eli Thayer and the Emigrant Aid So society. 4 Territorial Governors of Kansas. Literature: 7 Kansas in Poetry and Song. 2 Selections from Ironquil. 4 Kansas in History: Nature Study Group: 2 Selections from iron $ _{2} $ 2 Kansas in Literature 3. Kansas in Literature 4. Kansas in History 1 Plants and Flowers of Kansas. 2 Birds of Kansas. The work has shaped itself more defi- nitively as the book have appeared. 3 Geography of Kansas 4 Minerals of Kansas 3 Geography of Kansas. 5 Kansas in Literature I. Poetry. 6 Kansas in Literature II. Prose. 1 Selections from Ironquill. six which are already here are: 3 Wyandotte Folk Lore. nitely as the books have appeared. The 2 Jim Lane (sketches) 4 Minerals of Kansas. These comprise what is called Volume I The next volume will be the final volume. 4 Kansas Birds. The next ones are to be historical numbers. Each number contains an introduction which prefaces excellently the work undertaken in the book. That of the volumes on Kansas Literature by Prof. Carruth, is a review of Kansas Literature from its first days, and much is told here that is not only interesting, but to many entirely new. The selections in these two little books are the finest to be found in our Kansas productions. 6 Kassas in Literature II. Prose. DONNELLY BROS. Wanted—Honest man or woman to travel for large house; salary $65 monthly and expenses, with increase; position permanent; inclose self addressed stamped envelope. Manager, 330 Caxton bldg., Chicago. Meat Market CHAS. L. HESS. 937 Mass. St. C Telephone:14. DONNELLY BROS. Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables. New Rubber Tire Ries. 860-716 New Hampshire Street. Telephone 100. New Rubber Tire Rigs. Capital $100,000 Surplus $10.0% Deposits $500,000 Discounts $300,000 UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY The security of depositors is in the integrity of the bank directors and officers. H. L. Moore, F. J H. Glashart, H. S. Hall, A. Henley, W. R. Williams R. W. Spart, F. A. Bailey, J. D. Bowersock. D. J. BOWEN, MCDOHLY R. W. SPARK W. L. HOWE, B. E. PRESIDENT W. L. HOWE, B. E. PRESIDENT other R. H, STEWART. Proprietor of. E TIPTON BARBER SHOP And Bath Rooms. No. 698 Mass St. Watkins National Bank. Capital $100,000. Surplus $18,600. --on approval to your address WITHOUT A CENT IN ADVANCE; SEND US YOUR ORDER, state where you wish you buy's or more J. B. WAIT, C. H. TUCKER, J. A. POSSIDIO, C. W. E. KUSHI, W. E. KUSHI, President. W. E. KUSHI, President. DIRECTORS. W. B.WATKINS, C.A.HLL, A.C.MITCHELL W. J.E.HAZEN, C.A.H. TUCKER, W. J.E.HAZEN, C.A.H. TUCKER, Tuesdays and Fridays. exchanges on all the pr'helpal cities of the world. Star Bakery. GERHARD BROS., Props. O--on approval to your address WITHOUT A CENT IN ADVANCE; SEND US YOUR ORDER, state where you wish you buy's or more We solicit the patronage of the people F. R. BARTZ, WEST END MEAT MARKET, Fresh and Salt Meats. Special rates given to clubs. Razors Honed, Ground and Exchanged. News and Cigar Stand, 734 Mass Street Weise's Barber Shop Lawrence, Kansas Agency for Kansas City Times, Topeka State Journal, Saturday Blade, Chicago Ledger, Wilder Bro. Steam Launch Boot and Shoe Maker, First Door West National Bank. Makes a Special Reduction to tuden E. T. ARNOLD, West End Grocery, 547 Indiana St. FANCY. AND STAPLE GROCERIES Club stewards should get our prices, Promp! deliveries. Telephone I. PHYSICIANS. F. D. MORSE, A. M., M.D. Residence 1421 Tenn. Street. Office, over Woodward's Drug Store.. DR. GEORGE W. JONES, PHYSICIAN DR. GEORGE W. JONES PHYSIOIAN AND SURGEON Office 73 Massachuetes St. Office 803 Massachusetts St. Office and residence telephone No. 8. A. W. CLARK, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEQ Residence 1224 Tennessee Street. Office over Woodward's drug store. Telephone 181. Tel. 266. Dr. Walter S. Bunn. Office and Residence 740 Mass. St. Office Lawrence, 717 Vermont St KANSAS. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. DENTISTS. A. J. ANDERSON DENTAL ROOMS, J. W. O'BRYON, D. D. S. Over Dalley's China Store. Lawrence, Kan. A. P. HULTZ, Dentist No. 735. Mass. St., Lawrence, Kan. Edward Bumgardner, M. D., D. D.-S. 809 Massachusetts Street. Tel. 201-3. Dentist, DENTIST. EDGAR WRIGHT. C.E. ESTERLY, Office] 743 MassachusettsSt. Lawrence, Kan. Office hours: 8 a., m to 6 p. m. DENTIST. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. Go to the Old Folkie Go to the Old Relfable Students' Shoemaker. JAS. E. EDMUNSON. 915 Mass. St. OMAR HARSHMAN. (The Deaf Mute.) Best Shoe Repairer in the City- Take Your Shoes to Him. Moved from 1017 to 1027 Mass. St. LARGESTANDMOSTCOMPLETEBUGGYFACTORYON EARTH WRITE FOR WRITE FOR PRICES AND CATALOGUE OUR GOODS ARE THE BEST OUR PRICE THE LOWEST PARRYMFG.@Indianapolis inc. MONTROSE BICYCLE SENT FREE SEND US YOUR ORDER, state whether you wish to buy a bike, glide car, height of frame and gear wanted and WE LET YOU SHIP. Please contact us at info@monroseautomobiles.com or email us if fully before you accept it. If it is not all and must be claim it fully before you accept it. If it is not all and must be claim it fully before you accept it. If it is not all and must be claim it fully before you accept it. The "MONROSE" Bicycle $16.50 at our Special Agent's sample price of $12.50 in a bicycle ever purchased for 16 or larger to any 48 wheel on the road that you do not find it on. We represent **EXCLUSIVE BIYCLE MODELS** from our 1990 MODELS. This offer of a sample wheel at this low price makes to order a **RIDER AGENT** in each town to representation. F REGIFICATIONS. Frame, 20, 30 or 40 inch baldes, 20 inch. Fresh water, brush joints, impaired eyewear container to fasten seat post and flush joints. Impact-resistant eyewear container for the easiest running known Record "A" tires, the best end and the easiest running known Ruger "B" tires, the best end and the easiest running known Hueyne Ruger helical pedals, footwear and accessories the least obstructive and most accessible blazed rubber on all bright part. Wear of material that goes into this machine. Our binding year's guarantee of material that goes into this machine. Our binding year's guarantee of material that goes into this machine. Sp Ice **SHEAR WHEELS.** We do not manufacture the cheap disparity of what we sell in such many new, supply houses advertise and sell as high grades. We do not ship stripped, or $75 to $120 complete. We do not guarantee not reordering or how much we can save you on the same machine. **BEFORE ORDERING**, we can save you on the same machine. **FREE** to any one contest the **$10,500 cash**. In full with order we will send you a free gift card. You can buy our **nine-inch** high floor door. Your money all back if 2 of us ask for it. UNABLE to BUY The UPCOMING TO BUY: Giftbringing our customers a few days before Christmas. In need of present惊喜. MONDAY, DECEMBER 26TH AT 10:30 AM. LINE IN WITH: MILLER BANK AT 800-275-9700. (Melissa McFarlane) We prefer the day after holiday season in Milwaukee, or the day before for an early arrival in Chicago. We will ship on the same day as delivery. Please contact us with any questions or concerns. Te Wa SEND YOUR ORDER today. This low price and these special terms of shipment without deposit will be withdrawn very soon. CP Give name of this paper. J. L. MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, Chicago, Ill. F