Kansas University Weekly. Editor-in-Chief: FRANK POST, Associates: VIRGINIA McCRORY. GEO. BARCUS. Literary., Editor: E. M. SHEA, Associate. WALTER, J. MEEK, Local Editor. CORA M.PECK. Associates: W. J. BAUMGARTNER, FRANK MARCY, R. W. Smith. L. L. HUMPHREY, H. H. TANGEMAN, D. W. WOOD, FREDERICA BULLENE, O. D. HALL. Managing Editor: JOHN H. KANE. Associate: -F. P. PRATT. Shares in the WEEKLY one dollar each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the secretary. N. G. Bennett, the treasurer, Frank Gray, or at the WEEKLY OFFICE. Subscription price 50 cents per annum n advance. Address. all communications to F. P. Pratt, 720 Ohio street, Lawrence, Kansas. LAWRENCE, KAN., JAN. 13,, 1900. Entered at the Lawrence Postoffice as second class mail matter. Topeka Capital; Another blow at the rights of women; Cleveland High School girls have been forbidden to play football. We suppose that if guns are allowed to the University for military drill the Freshman's cup of happiness will be overflowing next year. From the general appearance of the new Chemistry building as it now stands, it will be a welcome addition to the fine group of buildings which adorn our campus. The Emporia High School News is a pretty good paper, but it rather imposes on its readers when it publishes on the first page a synopsis of the plot of "The Devil's Auction." We are pleased to note the number of good High School papers which are coming to our exchange table. This is a good thing and helps to keep the University in close touch with the high school's. Let us have more of them. It was a graceful thing for the Athletic Board to make acknowledgment of Coach Yost's services as it did. He had received that approval from the student body and it was the right thing for it to be made official. Again we wish to urge that sweaters be given to the football team. It is only a slight recognition of their services which has always been granted in the past and it would seem that we could certainly do no less for a team which has made such a record as the one this year. The Glee Club trip this year has shown that it is perfectly possible for a fine musical organization to go out from the University, and has given every reason for making this an annual affair. It is impossible for the best results when the club goes out only once in two or three years, as has been the case lately. Every one was willing to come back and go to work again after the pleasures and recreations of the holidays. Maybe fome of us are not quite recovered from our celebration but we're glad to get back and have made lots of resolutions about our work—in fact the end of the term is drawing near and resolutions come in real well just now, The remarkable showing which the University of California made against Carlisle on Christmas day has completed the destruction of the theory that the east is the home of all good football. Chicago and Wisconsin have upheld the honor of the middle west against the crack teams of the Pennsylvania, Yale and Cornell, and new the Pacific coast has produced eleven men who could keep the victorious red men of Carlisle from crossing the line. Kennedy of Pennsylvania (formerly of Kauas) admits that Chicago is the equal of any team in the country, and Kansas will be up in the same rank before many years. THE TWENTIETH CENTURY OUESTION QUESTION In our last bunch of exchanges we notice that several college papers speak of their next issue as coming in the twentieth century, and they seem to be supported in this opinion by some of the leading dailies. It is a hard matter to decide whether the first year was called the year 1 or the year 0. There is no one now on the earth whose memory can reach back far enough to solve the perplexing question, and unfortunately the scientists of that time did not have enough regard for their descendants of the nineteenth and Twentieth centuries to leave us any information on the subject. Our own personal opinion is that we will have to wait about 333 days before we enter the new century but Emperor William of Germany says we are already in it, and he is authority, according to William. We would ask however that no one should take exception to this article and try to convince us of the error of our way, for we can argue it out either wav quite satisfactorily. Iowa, by shutting out Illinois and pling up an astonishingly large score, considering the strength of her opponents, preserved her recode of an uncrossed goal line and maintained the proud distinction of being one of the four unbeaten college teams of the year. The University of Iowa and Indiana have been voted members of the "Conference Colleges." Iowa, at least, by its excellent football record this year seems to have won the right to such recognition — University of Chicago Weekly. And there are others! What's the matter with Kansas? SNOW HALL NOTES Mr. Syd Prentice is making a large colored map of Kansas showing the different rock formations. The map will be placed in the lecture room. Prof. and Mrs. Haworth entertained the members of the Mining Journal at their home on Tuesday evening. A small motor has been placed into the basement. It will be used to run the machine used in grinding thin sections of rocks and fossils. During vacation Prof. Barber arranged the plants collected in Oregon and Washington last summer. A number of specimens were sent to Harvard. Prof. Hunter was in Topeka Friday, lecturing before the State Board of Agriculture. On next Thursday he will lecture before the farmer's institute at Seneca. The medical depar-ment has fixed up room 4 for dissecting purpose. The members of the medical school began work on the 'stiff's' Wednesday morning. During vacation Prof. Comstock and wife stopped off to visit the museum on their way to Leland Stanford. Prof. Comstock has charge of the entomology department of Cornell and gives a course of lectures in Leland Stanford. Mrs. Comstock also gives a course of lectures on Nature Study at the former University. She is an excellent artist and makes all the wood cuts used in illustrating Prof. Comstock's books. On Tuesday at 4 o'clock Senator Campbell of Oswego addressed the Biological club. His subject was "The Evolution of the Universe. His theories were new and interested his audience very much, yet some of our geologists and some others would like to see some "of the proofs" of the theories advanced. Baseball. All baseball men are requested to meet in room g, Monday noon. Temporary organization is to be effected immediately, and plans made for the spring. Manager Nichols is arranging for several eastern games and a splendid schedule at home. A second team is to be formed, a captain elected and practice to be begun at once. The selection of the players will depend entirely upon ability and no preference is to be shown the last year's men. A coach will no doubt be employed to develop the unusually large amount of good material on hand into a winning game. The Sigma Chis held an initiation on Thursday evening. Their new men are Messrs. Will ams and Edwards. SOCIETY. The University Glee Club will give its home concert Thursday evening, January 25 at the opera house. This will probably be made a society event and several box parties are already being talked of. The season of important society events has indeed begun and from now until commencement the annual spring parties will follow each other in rapid succession except perhaps during Lent. Most of these affairs will be given in New Eldridge Hall and will be managed by Mr.Malcolm Conn. The first party of the season was given Friday evening by the Betas. The others will come on the following dates: Jan 19, Zenda club, masquerade; Jan 26, fifth of Eldridge house parties given by Mr.Crnn; Feb. 1, Phi Delta Theta, Feb. 9, Kappa Kappa Gamma; Feb. 16, Pi Beta Phi; Feb. 21, Sigma Chi; Feb. 23, Pi Gamma Delta; March 16, Theta Nu Epsilon; April 13, Signa Nu; April 20, Phi Kapsi Psi; May 4, Kappa Alpha Theta. The young men of the Y. M. C.A. house on Kentucky street entertained very pleasantly Monday evening in honor of Mr. W, B Sutton who has given up his work here and has entered the law office of his father in Kansas City. Kan. The west Lawrence High Five club met Wednesday evening with Miss Olga Bar teldes. Mr. Landers substituted for Mr. Frank Pratt. The highest score was made by Miss Sarah Piatt and Mr. Maxwell who received very pretty prizes. The club will meet next week with Miss Mabe I Prentice. Prof. Haworth entertained the mining engineering students very informally Tuesday evening at his home east of town. The young ladies of the Kappa fraternity will give their second annual banquet on January 27 at the Elridge house. Dancing school every Tuesday and Friday night, at Heymann's. Reduced rates to students. The young men at the Y.M.C.A. house entertained Friday evening for Prof, Ellis of Washburn. A WORD TO THE WORKERS. Oh, come, ye lovely co-eds. and listen to my song; I hope it won't be very sad, and I know it won't be long. I have something on my mind— (Don't miss! I haven't.) Don't say that I am joshing. Or only making fun. But as I roam these college halls, But as I form these college bards And not a man in sight, With many co-ed's all alone, I think it's hardly right. So I tell you how to do 'em, I've for I've been there you know. When you catch a pretty Freshman, As you work him, do go slow. Don't work him to a finish. In some attempts to hide." Don't work him to a finish, In your attempts to "do." But work him rather gently, And he'll last a year or two. Just watch some of your sisters, See how they do their part: They are so smooth and simple— I tell you, it's an art. For a fellow really likes it, As long as he don't know, But if you take too anxious, Why then—away he'll go Don't say mean things abut me, But listen to my talk; And lots of you'll be riding— Where now you have to walk. —Silver and Gold King of Games and Game of Kings Mrs, J. R. Hague will be glad to fill your orders for cut flowers; fashionable custom solicited; mail, telegraph and telephone orders personally attended to. The finest flowers. When in the city call, 812 Kansas Avenue, Topeka; telephone 602: residence telephone $602\%$. Also a full line of the famous Rookow pottery. For fine roses and carnations send to H. Hulse, 120 West Eighth street, Topeka, Kan. Telephone 458. THE- Played by the educated classes of all ages and all nations. Both pleasure and profit will follow the use of THE WHITMAN {Chess Checkers} A perfect pocket companion for expert or student. Price $1.50. G. F. GODDING Whitman Bros Wm. BEAL. P. O. Box. 2295, N. Y. City. 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