Kansas University Weekly. Editor-in-Chief: FRANK POST. Associates: VIRGINIA MCCRORY. GEO. BARCUS Literary. Editor: E. M.CHISA, Associate. WALTER. [J. MEER, Local Editor CORA M. PEEK. Associates; W. J. BAUGARTNER, FRAKN MARCY, R. W. SMITH, L. L. HUMPRISEM H. H. TANGMAN, D. W. WOOD, FREDERICA BULLENE, O.-D. HALL. Managing Editor: JOHN H. KANE Associate: F. P. PRATT Shares in the WEEKLY one dollar each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the secretary. N. G. Bennett, the treasurer, Frank Gray, or at the WEEKLY OFFICE. Subscription price 50 cents per annum n advance. Address: all communications to F. P. Pratt, 720 Ohio street, Lawrence, Kansas. Entered at the Lawrence Postoffice as second class mail matter. LAWRENCE, KAN., DEC. 9., 1899. The athlete association should not forget to get sweaters for the "ever victorious" '99 team as a slight token of appreciation. Now that the football season is over, let's push basket ball. Manager Russell is getting up a good schedule and the prospects are for a good team. Push it along. W. C., McCroake, '95, now of the Kansas City High School, has a clever little article in the High School Record for November on "The Freshman at K. U." The Record, by the way, is a fine little sheet for a high school paper, and one the students may be proud of. The editor of the paper called "The Kansas Lawyer" grows wrathy, tears his hair and uses violent language because the Weekly dared to assert that the Laws were not "the whole thing." The editor of the "Lawyer" should control his temper and not allow every little casual remark to cause such an abullition of wrath. It's bad taste. It is very evident that the sporting editor of the Kansas City Journal ought to take a day off and learn the game of football, since neither Wilcox or Krebs are given any mention in his All-Western team. If there is any man on the Missouri valley who is ahead of Wilcox as a tackle we should like to see him. Mr. Washer "of Kansas City" is not so many, in suite of "Coach" Arthur St Leger Mose to that effect. We are really sorry for Missouri. According to their latest press notice, all that Missouri need is a coach. Well now, how about Mr. White of Cornell, who played on Cornell three years, and held track records galore? It seems that he won't do. Therefore Missouri will ask a state appropriation for football. Just think of it. A state university, in the great state of Missouri, asking the state to put up for its football team. Weep briny tears for poor Missouri, but we feel that they are of no avail. Kansas is almost sure of a game of football with Michigan in Kansas City next year. The Kansas City alumni of the two schools have offered a guarantee of $1,300 which makes the game almost assured. The thing for everybody to do now is to work for that game. It will be a great boon to Kansas foochall if we can meet at least one good team next year. The Varsity team next year will be as strong if not stronger than it was this year. We had an eleven this year that would have given Michigan or Wisconsin a mighty close rub if it had had the opportunity. In fact it is a shame that we could not have at least one good game this year. The prospect of this game will bring out more men and create greater interest in the game. Kansas ought to be able in a few years to cope with the big schools in football and will if we can just start the ball rolling. Let everybody help to get the Michigan game. Holiday perfume at reasonable prices, LAWRENCE DRUG CO., 711 Mass. Stree Nice line of holiday goods at G, C Wolf's, 917 Massachusetts street. He was only a poor, dejected looking tramp, who had stopped about two hundred yards from the railroad track to eat his nooddy meal. His baggy brown tweensers, his shoes, hit hat, were all worn and shabby, and hardly seemed to be protection enough against the biting north wind from the river. His coat alone was good, but it had evidently belonged to a smaller man than the tramp, for the sleeves barely reached below his his elbows, and it was unfastened across his breast. By his side lay the conventional red bandanna bundle fastened to a stick. At last he got up from the stone where he was sitting and hunted up and down the ditch until he had gathered a small handful of dry sticks. In a sheltered spot of the ditch he then lighted a tiny fire, and as it crackled and burned brightly, he stretched out his hands toward it for a moment as if to warm them. Reaching into his pocket he brought forth a small parcel of coffee and emptied a portion of this into an old tomato can by his side. As he placed the can on the fire he noticed that the blaze was getting low and leaving it for a moment he went away a short distance to pick up a few chips and chunks of coal near the track. Just at this moment two well dressed boys came down the railroad from the opposite direction. They were not small boys but were at least sixteen or seventeen years of age. They were probably high school boys but they might possibly have belonged to the Freshman class of the university. They were walking along the iron rails, pushing one another, laughing and joking and as soon as they espied the tramp's fire one of them said something in an undertone and then a well directed stone from his hand sent the tomato can rolling over and over just as the tramp returned to the scene of action. Half in anger, half in disgust he gazed first at the forms of the retreating youngsters and then at the overturned can of coffee. "I'm a bum," he muttered "but I've got a boy back in Vermont and if I heard of him doin' such a trick to a man in my fix I'd walk all the way back home to give him a horse-whipping." ADELPHIC LITERARY SOCIETY. The Atelephic society met in regular session on Saturday evening November 18 and a program which was unusually interesting was rendared. The attendance was good and much interest was taken by the members. The date of meeting was changed from Saturday to Friday evening the change being made in order to have the advantage of the heat which is shut off on Saturday nights. No program was arranged for the week because of the holidays. The following is the program arranged for Friday evening December 8th 1980. for Friday evening December 8th 1899. Recitation, Gaba. Recitation, Calvin. Oration, Cook. Select Reading, Mitchell. Declamation, Hyatt. Paper, J. T. Bots. Recitation, Rice. Vocal Solo, Chas Hogue. Recitation, L. E, Schall. Stray Thoughts, T. J. Karr. Instrumental Music, Calkins et al. Essay, Sump. Reading, Mrs. McCollom Smith. Instrumental Music, Miss Criss. Debate: Resolved—That a property qualification ought to be one of the requisites to the right of franchise. Affirmative Trespor and Torrance. Negative Gilin and Morgars. SNOW LITERARY SOCIETY. The program at the society last Saturday evening was successfully carried out and was both entertaining and instructive. Roll call was answered by a hit-or-miss Thanksgiving story. Each member gave one sentence of the story. Mr. Morscher produced the climax in a five-minutes talk. The debate was on the question; Resolved that we should recognize the Boers as belligerents. Mr. Hirschler and Miss Ellsworth represented the affirmative, and Miss Devlin and Miss Lyon upheld the negative. The judges decided that the Boers should be recognized as belligerents Mr. Rabb and Hirschler sang a duet in German, which was heartily encored. The ladies had charge of the parliamentary drill. Miss Brewster directed the work. They organized a second society and went through each step from the choosing of a temporary chairman to complete organization. Mr. Chas. Meyer gave the best part of the program in his onation on "Bismark" Mr. Myer represented Winfield College last year in the inter-collegiate contest, and will no doubt be heard in the contest again Mr. Devlin was selected to represent Snow Literary in the executive committee of the Oratorical Association of the University. The program for December 9 will be the "Riley Evening" published in last week's WEEKLY. year. The ladies of the faculty will give a reception to all the young ladies of the University on Saturday afternoon, December 16 from 2 until 6. The reception will be given at the home of Mrs. James W. Green, 621 Tennessee freet. SOCIETY. Miss Mary Ladd Smith entertained very charmingly at dinner last Monday evening. Her guests were Misses Margaret Thompson, Inez Chapman, Mame Scaeammon, Myrtle Collins, Messrs. Lewis, Osborne, Fred Ide, Frank Post, Porter Fones and R. C. Russell. The Pi Phis gave a very jolly Cookey Shine Saturday evening at the home of Miss Z illah Smith. The affair was the welcoming home for Miss Laura Poehler who has just returned from a two years' trip in Europe. Mrs. S, B. Pierson and Mrs. Elmer E. Pierson have issued invitations for a reception to be given Wednesday afternoon December 13. The card of Miss Babcock is enclosed. Miss Mary Copley entertained a few friends last Tuesday evening in honor of the Misses Miller of Denver. The young men of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity will give a dancing party in the New Eldridge hall on December 15. The new High Five club organized in west Lawrence met on Wednesday evening with Miss Katherine Zook. The highest scores were made by Miss Eugenia Piatt and Frank Pratt. The Short Grass club boys give a banquet and "smoker" Wednesday evening at 1336 Vermont street. The sun hangs high. His rays with sil- ry glow, The Betas will give their annual Turkey Pullin' on Saturday evening. December 16, at their chapter house. Lines to Our Football team. Came down to greet our boys below, Garden in their own home. Also stealved for the game. O'erhead The skies shine bright. The populace, in seats With piercing yells of the gay and fair. That make the blood run fast, and fill the air With piercing vells of the gay and And 'round, await the thrilling feats Aye, see them crouch, their eye on ball and ear Intent for the first word, and near They wait the foal alert, well fit to st Them wait the foe alert, well fit to stand The foe theater, stands The fray—they're off, a mighty band Of youths, who plainly show the work of one With skill—"the man behind the gun." And watch them play; no efforts crude they do Display, as quickly the go through ] The line of brawn and practiced skill that meets Them at each turn. seats! The hosts quick rise and give forth shouts that shake The pillared skies and seem to make Our boys with greater efforts teem! The goal Is reached, and o'er the vast crown whole Great pandemonium now reigns supreme. The palm is theirs, and it does seem here, Yet all is still, save but the flickering noise And our stretched hand. Yes, they are here, And it does seem That all ought meet them with a hearty cheer That's made by a loyal few. The joys Received are not commensurate with pain Pronounce it so. Yea. rouse your spirit faint Is spirit dead? Or has he lost her tongue? Has grim Formality crept 'mong Our ranks? Unchain thy fettered spirit low And do, as if a'da Rome—when th' djaw d'wae candle came rising in to give] the old Has grim Formality crept 'mong And scarred legions of the bold And fearless men. Print after And do, as in old Rome—when th' flow New hope, "Award to the wise"—you know. —Lornə E. Gardner Christmas is almost here. Don't wait until it is everlasting too late, before making your selection of Xmas presents. We handle the best and purest satchet powders; also toilet articles. Come and see them before purchasing elsewhere. G. F. GODDING CITY DRUG STORE. Raymond scold tablets knock a cold out in short order. Sold in 250 boxes. Chancellor Snow addressed the Kansas City. Mo., teachers Saturday on Educational Expansion Prof. Charles Vickery returned last night from Fort Scott. Wm. BEAL. Telephone 139 No: 812 and 814 Vermont Street: BEAL & GODDING Livery, Hack and Boarding Stable TROY STEAM LAUNDRY Always Open Lawrence, Kan Convenient for students to leave their laundry. University Agents-Nichols & Vinton. 1306 Mass. St. WILLIS, Photo Artist Photo Artist. 933 Mass St. Foot Ball. The game of football with the University of Oklahoma for December 9, has been declared off. The 'Varsity eleven disbanded in Kansas City Thanksgiving day, and of course can not now go as a team. The manager along with all the boys, was tired of the constant strain of work and decided to quit. Oklahoma would play only the 'Varsity eleven; the southerners did not want to play the Kansas Stars, The 'Varsity boys could not go as individuals because they would be branded professionals by a technicalifi in the constitution of the Athletic association. The whole truth of the thng is the boys have enough football, nad did not want to play any how. The election of captain has been postponed until Tuesday of next week. It was found this week that the constitution required the posting of a notice one week before the ejection. Owens and Wilcox are now the candidates. Both are splendid men and either will make an efficient ca-tain. There is a prospect for a game with Michigan next year in Kansas City. In fact the game is almost assured. 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