OUR TEAM.
(Tune. Sweet Marie.)
Oh our team is hard to beat
Is K. U.
Other teams are all our meat
That is true,
When they meet us on the field
They are always forced to yield
And no tricks themselves can shield
From defeat.
Oh K U. good and true
Neer was beat, the red and blue
And we'll beat the M. S. U.
By and by,
For you may be very warm,
But we'll keep you safe from harm
Send you back onto the farm
Thanksgiving
But we quietly spoiled their fame Did K U.
There is Haskell full of gall Coached by Shorty.
But with us they can't play You can see,
Oh they had a puffed up name
(Chorus.)
Then came Washburn with hopes high
K. S. U.
Said they wished to do or die
K. S. U.
When they played an hour or more
Had not made a single score
They were feeling sick and sore
K. S. U.
(Chorus)
Next the Methodists came in K. S. U.
And we them at once did skin K. S. U.
On they weren't in our class.
(Chorus.)
Yes we laid them in the grass, Did K. U.
Next there came "pride of the west," K S. U.
The Drake it sent down their pest, K. S. U.
On McCook we had a mix
(Chorus)
Beat them twenty nine to six.
Did K. U.
Then we had it in for you, N. S. U
You had beaten us years two,
N. S. U.
You will not melt the snow,"
N. S. U.
All the birds that come and go
Sing that tune "well I don't know
N S. U. How do you do?
(Chorus)
How do you do, N. S. U?
We have triumphed over you,
N. S. U.
All the giants on your team,
Were like pigmies, so did seem,
And you wished it were a dream,
N. S. U.
When your little team meets ours,
M. S. U.
We will lay it 'neath the flowers,
M. S. U.
When the stars begin to blink,
Kaasas' health we'll drink and drin
And you'll beat us, I don't think.
M. S. U.
Horns at Hoadley's.
The Students Celebrate
The news of the great victory of Kansas over Nebraska last Saturday was soon scattered through the student body and as soon as the boarding clubs had turned out their members after supper, the students poured townward in a steady stream until there was so a large crowd upon the streets giving vent to the yell of "Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk!"
The band assembled and paraded up and down the streets playing "A Hot Time" and other soul-inspiring, enthusiasm-raising airs.
The students divided themselves into small squads and foraged the alleys in the rear of the business houses, gathering up empty boxes and barrels that chanced to be lying around loose, to feed the hungry flames of the roaring bonfire that had been started in the park. The fire was the biggest mass of flames that has been built by students since the victory of K. U. over the Denver Athletic Club in '96, and brought to the minds of the older students when enthusiasm ran high over victories in times past.
Taking everything into consideration it was a glorious jubilation.
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MORE FOCTBALL SONGS
(Tune—Hot Time.)
Come along and get you ready.
For there's going to be some fun,
When the Javahawks beat Missouri
When the 'aj hawks beat Missouri
And that's certain to be done
We have beaten Drake and Benedict
And lots of others, too.
And when Yost's men strike, the Tigers,
they are going right on through.
Then Coach White, you better had look out.
For the Kansas men are mighty stout.
You'll see the reason why
There'll be a hot time in the old town to night.
When you *hear* them yell "Rock Chalk K. U."
Then you know what Kansas means to do,
and we will do them up before the game's half through.
There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
(Tune: Well I Guess I'll Have to Tee-
graph My Babys.)
Well I guess I'll have to show them to play football.
They need a lesson bad indeed they do.
They need a lesson bad indeed they do.
Missouri thinks that she's the only pebble,
And we will have to touch them on a few
We've found the other teams were very easy.
This one will be the same,
Then we'll show them they are babies
And a never defeated team.
(Time to: She Was Bred in Old Kentucky.)
Do you Tigers chance to know
That you're made an awful blow
That you're going to beat K. U. or have the field.
Now we really thought you knew
For already you can see your doom is sealed.
You will tell the same old tale
While Kansas wins the laurels of the year
While we're yelling for K. U.
For the crimson and the blue
We will sing a song for Tigers far and near.
They were bred in old Missouri.
Where the blue grass grows so blu
They're farmers from the country
In their face and manners too They were heard in old Missouri.
Eat em boss, they mighty sorry That they got up against K. U.
(Tune. All Coons Look Alike to Me.)
They're all so very easy you see
That I can't tell which one the slowest will be.
All Tigers look alike to me
To know better you're old enough plenty,
Towered. Timer true.
Do play as you'll need about twenty
Such as you, as such as you.
They are in so very easy you see
They all look so easy to me
(Tune—Just One Girl.)
We'll spend their money free
They can't beat Kansas now
Though you think you're a great aggie galon
What care we, what care we?
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Go to Mrs. R Sachs, roc8 Main St.
Sun or rain, we are just the same.
Just one team, only one team,
There are others we know.
We'll take out your windy it flaits.
We've done it before, you see.
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DIRECTORY
Up Stairs.
Kent Club, room 9, Fra 12 Hall Friday,
4 p m, C C Calkins, president; J H Tolan.
program committee
Biological club, Tuesday, 4 p.m. room 7, Snow Hall, Prof Barber, president and program committee.
Of the Literary and Scientific Organizations of the University.
Snow Literary, chapel North College,
Saturday 7:15 p.m. E, H McMath president;
W J Baumgartner, program committe.
Adelphic Literary, room 27. Fraser Hall Saturday 8 p.m. L. E. McKnight, president; E W Earbart, program committee.
Chemical Seminary, lecture room chemistry building. Thursday 4 p.m. Prof Franklin,director and program committee.
Economic Seminary, room 15 Fraser Hall, Tuesday 5 p m, Prof Blackmar, president and paogram committee.
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Deutsche Verein room 29 Fraser Hall,
Friday 5 p.m. A S Hirschler, president,
Mr Sweezy, program committee.
Greek Symposium, room 22, Frazer Hall, Wednesdy 4 p m, Prof Wilcox.president and program committee.
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Mining Journal, basement Frazer hall.
Tuesday, 4 p.m, Prof Haworth, program committee.
Please leau corrections and additions at the WEEKLY office.
Daamatic club, North college, bi-weekly,
Thursday, 8 p.m. Syd Prentice, president
Prof Vickery, program committee.
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