WE DO ALL THE GOOD WE CAN
For this reason we keep calling attention to our
Stub heel, Coin toe Shoes in Kid and in Calf Skin.
For school shoes they are the best, the very best.
Faxon the Shoe Man.
Examination and consultation free by the
OSTEOPATHS
Every afternoon in their new quarters, corner of Warren and New Hampshire.
BIGSBY AND BECHTEL.
Young Ladies of the University are invited to call at
La Mode.
Sweeping reduction on all goods in stock and special reductions on all trimmed goods
Goods the best. Prices the lowest.
A. J. Griffin will continue to supply student the coal and wood at the lowest prices.
All kinds of fine stationery at 710 Mass., st.
Buy your Teas and Coffees of W. S. Everett, the only Tea and Coffee house in the city. 745 Massachusetts st.
K. S. U. Bouquet,
The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market.
For sale only at
Barber Bros., Drug Store.
Professor—What is the difference between idealism and realism?
Views of the University buildings, and campus for sale in the Basement.
Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street.
The Smith News Co. is headquarters for athletic supplies.
Go to Tracy Learnard's for School Supplies. Well selected stock. Low prices. 710 Mass., street.
'Varsity Girl-Idealism is when you contem plate matrimony.
Professor—Yes; and realism?
'Varsity Girl—You get that afterward.
— Ex.
See Keeler's holiday goods.
Typewriting, W. F. Laycock, 1032 Vt. st.
Holiday goods at Keeler's.
Copying on typewriter, W. F. Laycock.
Tracy Learnard sells quiz books. Freshmen, what are quiz books? Tracy will tell you.
Go to Smith's News Stand for your canes, late periodicals, etc.
Custom compels an Icelander in his native island to kiss every woman he meets. Now we understand why the men of Iceland never emigrate. -Ex.
Stop at the University Barber Shop for a first class shave, hair cut, etc.
If you want a suit or a pair of pants made by tailors only, no sweat shop work or connection with any factory, go to Wahlstrom and Parker's, 829 Mass.
Buy your Christmas presents at Keeler's.
Prof. R——. "Give the 'sentence, 'John flees,' in the present perfect tense."
Student: "I can't."
Prof. R.——,(much exasperated:)
"Why put a 'has' in it."
Student (slowly): "John has flees (fleas)."
Buy your "friend" a beautiful Brush, comb and Hand Mirror, or a nice box of perfume for Christmas! Woodward's is Headquarters for all such goods.
"I'm very fond of little boys," she said, as she tripped on a string streched across the the pavement. "I feel as if I could eat a couple of 'em, this minute raw." —Ex.
The following is a Freshman's reason for studying on Sunday: "Is not a man justified in helping an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath? Then, how much more justified is the ass in helping himself?"