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Kansas University Weekly.
Once while I sat napping, napping,
Fortune came a-tapping, tapping.
At my chamber door:
But I kept on snoring, snoring.
Her attendance there ignoring,
Till her rapping, raping, rapping,
Ceased forevermore.
Ex.
Christmas Carols.
Long headed Customers take advantage of early buying for Christmas-instead of putting it off until the last hour.
The Best Place to buy Handkerchiefs Gloves—Fancy Articles, Silk Dress Goods and Coats is at INNES'.
American Club skates for ladies and gentlemen in all sizes and kinds, full stock on hand. Padlock Hardware Store, Chas. Achning, 822 Mass. St.
Professor. The chief charm in reading Horace is that you are taken soaring and then suddenly dropped.
Thinker (sotto voice). Yes, I've noticed that; but I would hardly call it a charm.
— Yale Record.
The Racket has purchased the samples of holiday goods of three large houses, and are selling them at fifty cents on the dollar.
Woman is not perfect, of course, but so long as man is, it doesn't matter much.
The Oneontan.
Jackson's Steam Laundry, Kansas City, Mo. If you send your work to us it will be returned to you Friday, in season for the entertainments.
ALVAH SOUDER,
OREAD PLACE, Agent.
Give your typewriting work to C. E. Rose, 716 Miss. street.
The Racket sells stationery and school supplies fifty per cent less than any other store in Douglas county.
Possesion.—"My own," he whispered soulsfully. As for the girl she acted like one possessed. -Detroit Tribune.
Barney & Berry skates for sale at Jaedicke's.
Barney & Berry skates for sale at Jaedicke's. Mandolin, guitar and banjo lessons given by Frank Robertson at Music Hall.
4,000,000 books are said to be drawn annually from the public libraries of Germany. Wesleyan Advance.
Go to Jaedicke's for skates.
New line of skates just received at Jaedicke's.
J. B. Shearer & Co. are offering any cape in their Store at just one half former price, what more can you ask, better come quick for choice and size. They are Leaders in Price for all kinds of desirable goods, give them a call.
If there is anyone who should be "rapped in slumber," it is the man that snores.
- Our Dumb Animals,
These cold nights unwrapping might be effective. —College Life.
The Misses Edmondson are making a sweeping reduction on all their millinery. (Over Faxons.)
A "prep." asks the question, "If a man from Portugal is a Portugese, is the boy a Portugosling?" —Ex.
Barney & Berry skates at The Racket for 33 cents.
A. J. Griffin will continue to supply students with coal and wood at the lowest prices.
Offices: 1007 Mass. Street and West of National Bank.
GREAT FORCED SALE OF CLOTHING.
Stylish Suits, Overcoats, Furnishing Goods, Hats, Caps, etc.,
NOW GOING ON AT
STEINBERG,THE CLOTHIER.