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Kansas University Weekly.
I know there's a cross about Norah's blue eye. But that fact me love cannot smother; For her eyes are so pretty. No wonder they thry To be gazin' round into each other-Ex.
Christmas Carols.
Long headed Customers take advantage of early buying for Christmas-instead of putting it off until the last hour.
The Best Place to buy Handkerchiefs Gloves—Fancy Articles, Silk Dress Goods and Coats is at INNES'.
Every student on entering Kansas Wesleyan University is required to add the price of the college paper when he pays his tuition.—X.
She—"Did you know that Maud has a dark room on purpose for proposals?"
He—"Well, rather. I developed a negative there myself, last night."—X.
Boys and girls buy your shoes at The Racket. Satisfaction guaranteed.
American Club skates for ladies and gentlemen in all sizes and kinds, full stock on hand. Padlock Hardware Store, Chas. Achning, 822 Mass. St.
Freshleigh-How many men are there on a foot-ball team?
Senior—"Ten and a quarter."—Cornell Widow.
The Racket has purchased the samples of holiday goods of three large houses, and are selling them at fifty cents on the dollar.
"Yes, grandma, when I graduate, I intend following a literary career—write for money, you know."
"Why, Willie, my dear, you haven't done anything else since you have been at college." Ex.
A good four-ply linen collar at The Racket, only 10 cents.
The Racket sells stationery and school supplies fifty per cent less than any other store in Douglas county.
Barney & Berry skates for sale at Jaedicke's.
Prep—after answering a question in grammar, "Well, that's what the book says." Prof.一“I don't want the book, I want you.” Prep- “You've got me."
Mandolin, guitar and banjo lessons given by Frank Robertson at Music Hall.
Go to Jaedicke's for skates.
New line of skates just received at Jaedicke's.
Mrs. Elderleigh—"Do you love your teacher, Johnny?" Johnny—'Yes, ma'am." Mrs. Elderleigh—"Why do you love her?" Johnny— "Cause the Bible says we're to love our enemies."-Puck.
Barney & Berry skates at The Racket for 33 cents.
Enthusiastic young football player to his dad: "Papa, what system of interference do you consider the most effective in football?" His papa: "Parental interference, my son." Now Willie's canvas suit adorns the clothesline. - Capital.
A. J. Griffin will continue to supply students with coal and wood at the lowest prices.
Offices: 1007 Mass. Street and West of National Bank.
Jackson's Steam Laundry, Kansas City, Mo. If you send your work to us it will be returned to you Friday, in season for the entertainments.
ALVAH SOUDER,
OREAD PLACE, Agent.
Give your typewriting work to C. E. Rose, 716 Miss. street.
GREAT FORCED SALE OF CLOTHING.
Stylish Suits, Overcoats, Furnishing Goods, Hats, Caps, etc.,
NOW GOING ON AT
STEINBERG, THE CLOTHIER.