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fully up with her opponents in defensive work The quarter back play and the center kick, in which the ball, after being touched by two men, was kicked directly through the Kansas line, netted big gains for the men from the north.
Hamill clearly did the star playing for the Jayhawkers, while Hester, Baine and Kennedy were decidedly in the game at all times. Harding, Finlayson and Harrison did the work in the line for the visitors, while Loomis and Bagley played the game behind the line.
The officials were Lieut. Smith, referee; Lieut. Stacy, umpire; Lieut. Reber and Mr. Patterson, linesmen.
EXGHANGES.
"Depot."
Sald Master Jones, "Now we must go Without delay to the depo." Laughed sweet Miss Jones, "I should say so, Let's start at once for the daypo." Snilled Mrs. Jones, "In quick step, oh, We'll all run down to the depo." Groaned Mr. Jones, "It's mighty hot To drive you all to the deepot." These conflicts of pronunciation Would not be if they called it "station."--Ex.
"May I kiss you, Miss Jane?" "I am sorry to see, Mr. Briggs, that you, too, are affected by the prevailing cause of business depression." "And that is?" "Lack of confidence." Then he kissed her.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"You are getting well past forty; why don't you get married?" Well, you see, I don't want an elderly wife, and a young girl would be foolish; but I don't want a foolish wife ! "—Fliegende Blaetter.
"So you want to be my son-in-law, do you?" asked the old man, with as much fierceness as he could assume. "Well," said the young man, standing first on one foot and then on the other, "I suppose I'll have to be if I marry Mamie." Cincinnati Enquirer.
The prodigal son without the fatted calf—the runaway bicyclist with pipe stems. Princeton Tiger.
Math—Tute—How do you make V equal to X? Sporter—Well if I knew I wouldn't be busted so often. -U.of M.Wrinkle.
Katrina—"Why is our cornfield like Germany?"
Heinrich—"It is our fadder land."
The University of California will offer a course in the Chinese language and literature for the ensuing year. —Ex.
The graduate who has not had enough of Latin, Greek, French, German, Sanskrit, etc., during four years at college, will be delighted at this opportunity to quench his linguistic thirst. The Hustler (Vanderbilt.)
A New York father who has a son in Yale at an annual expense of $1,200, fears that he will be obliged to say with Aaron, "Behold I have thrown gold into the fire, and there has come out this calf."—Ex.
A schoolmaster in Cleveland offered a prize of one dollar to the pupil who produced the best aphorism. Here is the wise advice that won the prize: "If you have a good temper, hang on to it; and if you have a bad one, don't lose."—Ex.
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