240 Kansas University Weekly. Hush-a-by lady—on the wheel top, If the wheel tips—the lady will flop, If the wheel breaks—the dear one will fall, Down comes the fairy-bloomers and all. — Ex. Jackson's Steam Laundry, Kansas City, Mo. If you send your work to us it will be returned to you Friday, in season for the entertainments. ALVAH SOUDER, OREAD PLACE, Agent. Give your typewriting work to C. E. Rose 716 Miss. street. Go to R. Lindsay for fine shoe repairing Prices reasonable. 914 Mass street. A. J. Griffin will continue to supply student with coal and wood at the lowest prices. All kinds of fine stationery at 710 Mass., st. Buy your Teas and Coffees of W. S. Everett the only Tea and Coffee house in the city. 745 Massachusetts st. A certain University boy, being told to kill a rooster for dinner, went out with obedient intent, and returned shortly afterwards bearing the lifeless body of one of his father's finest hens. And to think that he is a member of our Zoology class! —Utah University Chronicle. K. S. U. Bouquet, The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber Bros., Drug Store. —Drury Mirror. The gold-bugs of Prof F. A.'s junior Greek class are quoting a passage from Sophocles to sustain their opinion. The translation is "Of all the evils that prey upon mortals, the greatest curse to mankind is silver." Students buy your stationery and tablets of J. A. Keeler at 827 Massachusetts street. Lines to Geology. The Smith News Co. is headquarters for athletic supplies. Views of the. University buildings, and campus for sale in the Basement. Stop at the University Barber Shop for a first class shave, hair cut, etc. I hear thee discoursing of jewels of peat. Carboniferous jaspers laid down by the heat Entombed through the ages, "Black Diamonds," in worth And lifted by Titans out onto the earth. Calcining for cycles they lay there concealed. Occuring in strata like darkness congealed. Again to appear and with energy crowned, Again to appea. and with energy crowned, Light, heat to surrender since forced out of ground. W.A.BOLLES. Go to Tracy Learnard's for School Supplies. Well selected stock. Low prices. 710 Mass., street. Miss Brown's dancing class is open Mondays at 8 p. m. Admission for gentlemen with lady 50 cents. Private lessons taught at residence 1217 Rhode Island street. Books sold on commission in the Basement. Brandt German Reader now in demand. Mrs. Rench has the reputation of having the best table service in the city. 1301 Tennessee. Good table board at 1301 Tennessee. $2.50 per week. College Patriotism—How it may be Heightened. By the Glee Club. By college songs. By celebrating field day. By encouraging athletics. By college and class yells. By due regard for teachers. By wholesome competition. By college and class colors. By holding frequent socials. By supporting the college paper. — Ex. Ladies and gentlemen looking for a good boarding place, will do well to call at Mrs. Rench's, 1301 Tennessee st. Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street. Typewriting, W. F. Laycock, 1032 Vt. st. Call at Doane Bros., and see the bargains in the wheel line which they are now showing. One Stearns wheel at a special price. Do you know the "Mermaid" brand of cigars is the best nickle goods? Woodward has them.