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Kansas University Weekly.
Professor in English—"How would you punctuate the following: 'Ethel, a girl of eighteen, walks down the street alone?' "
Eager Freshman—"I'd make a dash after Ethel." Ex.
Georgia H. Brown is teaching a term of ten lessons in dancing at Frazer hall, The term began Monday, Oct. 5th, at 8 p.m. Address1217 Rhode Island street.
The law of sines—Post no bills.—Ex.
Tracy Learnard sells quiz books. Freshmen, what are quiz books? Tracy will tell you.
How do you know Hamlet had a bicycle?
How do you know Hamlet had a bicycle? Because he said, "Watch over my safety while I sleep."—Ex.
Look at the University Note Covers in the Basement Supply Store.
Beyond the Styx.
Plato: Let me see. They condemned you to die, but permitted you to choose the manner of your death. Am I right?
Socrates: That's right. I told them hemlock juice was my poison. I said ice cream first, but they made me guess again.—Ex.
Buy your Teas and Coffees of W. S. Everett, the only Tea and Coffee house in the city. 745 Massachusetts st.
Jackson's Steam Laundry, Kansas City, Mo. If you send your work to us it will be returned to you Friday, in season for the entertainments.
ALVAH SOUDER,
OREAD PLACE, Agent.
She had a lovely neck, And everybody said, Who indeed might doubt? That that's what turned her head.
Freedom in college is no less valuable than freedom of citizenship; it makes the same appeal to manliness and honor.
The following may be of interest to Seniors taking chemistry:
Potassium, iodide and sulphur, under slight pressure, give an exceedingly interesting result as follows: K I + 2 S=Kiss.
THE LAWENCE GAS CO.
Will supply students with coke at reasonable rates.Call at our office: East Henry Street.
THE TIPTON Barber Shop and Bath Rooms, STEWART & WAGNER, PROPRIETORS.
Notary Public. L. S. STEELE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Abstracter of Titles, REAL ESTATE AND LOAN BROKER, LAWRENCE, KANSAS.
COME IN and SEE THEM.
Our Men's Heavy Sole Shoes and Extension Sole Shoes. Razor Toe for $3.00, $3.50 and $4.00. They are worth much more money. All sizes—widths, B to E.
FISCHER & SON, 742 MASS. STREET.
When You Want CLOTHING HATS or Furnishing Goods
Call and see Us, as We have some SPECIAL BARGAINS To Offer You. J.M.SKOFSTAD,
The American Clothier