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EXCHANGES.
"If you expectorate (expect to rate) as a gentleman, do not expectorate upon the floor." T. H. S. World.
Choice tablets, two for five cents at J. A. Keeler's, 827 Mass. street.
Advice to Modern Samsons.
To the boys who are raising heavy crops of hair: the famous men with long hair first made themselves famous and then raised the hair. You are beginning at the wrong end. —Atchison Globe. ___
The Misses Edmondson are showing a fine line of Pattern hats and bonnets. (Over Faxon's.)
Poem
"He wrote me a sonnet," she tenderly sighed, "A jewel of versification.
'Twas a tribute so tender, I scarcely can hide My vanity's gentle elation.
"Yet, while my heart this proud ecstasy knows. There's a missive that still more delights it, 'Tis from him who makes old-fashioned prose, And means every word as he writes it." Ex.
Woods and Seimears keep a full line of bicycle supplies.
Call and See the New Grocery Store Just Opened.
Massachusetts St.
A. FREDRICKSON.
Everything New and First Class. CLUB TRADE SOLICITED.
“Dear Dad: Life is short. Let us spend it together. Your affectionate son,——.” This is from the letter written by a homesick Junior Prep. to his father. It is “short but to the point."—Baker Orange.
If you are homesick, take a ride on one of Woods and Seimear's wheels.
Mr. Bryan apparently does not care for the college vote. He has had his hair cut right at the opening of the foot-ball season.—Ex.
Woods and Seimears are agents for the Tribune.
Friend: "Have you been writing any more poetry?"
Poet: "No. Couldn't pay my gas bill last month, and my meter was taken out."—Student's Herald.
Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street.
Look pleasant or people will think you are an athlete. Ex.
Call at Tipton's Barber shop and get rates on bath tickets from Stewart & Wagner.
Legal tender—First year law students. Harvard Lampoon.
The bath-room at the Tipton Barber Shop will be reserved for ladies only, on Thursdays.
Oh, I am studying Latin;
My teacher is teaching me;
If I could use his pony,
I could read as well as he. Ex.
Shorthand, Book-keeping and Penmanship are taught in night school at the Lawrence Business College. Three evenings each week. Terms reasonable. For particulars call at the office in the National Bank Building.
The Smith News Co. is headquarters for athletic supplies.
ON SALE FOR GENTS:
A WINTER RUSSETT SHOE.
A large invoice of Ladies' and Children's Shoes just received.
99 PAIRS-Bought very low; widths 3,4,5;ail sizes. Toe Razor and New Nicholas-ONLY $3; former price $5.
MASON'S.