Kansas University Weekly.
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Lochinvar (from out west): " Will you be my wife?"
Elanie (just from Vassar College): "Homo, hominis, homini, hominem."
Lochinvar: "Excuse me, but I don't quite understand."
Elanie (freezingly, as she turns her back upon him): "Indeed, I am sorry for you. I was just declining man, that is all." Ex.
Students, figure with Skofstad before buying fall hats.
The Smith News Co. is headquarters for athletic supplies.
Griffin the coal man.
Smith's News stand is a favorite student resort. Give them a call.
Mose Johnson (at the club), "I say, fellahs, let's get up a football 'leven. We's all got big feet an' we could put up a powerful strong team."
Sporty Jackson (derisively), "Taik a reef dar, taik a reef dar; how's we gwine to grow long hair?"-Ex.
Full line of fall and winter clothing just received at Skofstad's 824 Mass. street.
Skofstad is the students' hatter.
Mrs. Smothers at 1234 Tennessee Street enjoys the reputation of doing the finest class of washing. Among her customers are many of the most tasteful dressers in the University. If you want first class work, see Mrs. Smothers.
Georgia H. Brown is teaching a term of ten lessons in dancing at Frazer hall, The term began Monday, Oct. 5th, at 8 p.m. Address 1217 Rhode Island street.
Tracy Learnard sells quiz books. Freshmen, what are quiz books? Tracy will tell you.
I like a girl better when she's 16 than when she's 1.
College 16 to 1.
I like 1 girl better sometimes than 16.
I like a 1 page lesson better than a 16 pager.
I like a 16 minute chapel speech better than a 1 minute one—when I have a class after chapel.
I like 16 peeps at the book better than 1.
I would rather buy ice cream for 1 girl than 16.
16 trains can't make as much fuss as this Jerkwater--when a feller wants to take a little nap in the morning.
I'd rather see 16 girls chewing the rag than 1 chewing gum.
There ain't 1 man in 16 of these fellers talkin' 'about 16 to 1 on the street corner that knows what he's talkin' about. -Dynamo.
Look at the University Note Covers in the Basement Supply Store.
Buy your Teas and Coffees of W. S. Everett, the only Tea and Coffee house in the city. 745 Massachusetts st.
Jackson's Steam Laundry, Kansas City, Mo. If you send your work to us it will be returned to you Friday, in season for the entertainments.
ALVAH SOUDER,
OREAD PLACE, Agent.
Do you know that Coach Cowan has sewed with nine black stitches and three white ones into the inner lining of his football trousers, the left hind foot of a rabbit captured in a graveyard at just twelve o'clock at night in the Easter season? Well, don't think for a minute that he is going to be imposed upon again this year as he was last by a boy who caught his rabbit under the sidewalk, cut off all four feet and sold him the wrong one. We are all right this time.
ON SALE FOR GENTS:
A WINTER RUSSETT SHOE.
A large invoice of Ladies' and Children's Shoes just received.
99 PAIRS—Bought very low; widths 3,4,5; ail sizes. Toe Razor and New Nicholas—ONLY $3; former price $5.