60 Kansas University Weekly. Misdirected Kindness. 1. Oh, mule! Thou sad, neglected beast, Abused by men through all thy days; No kind nor loving deed thou seest. But hardships follow all thy ways. Wear a K. U. button to Saturday's game Give your typewriting work to C.E.Rose, 716 Miss. street. Look at the University Note Covers in the Basement Supply Store. Hoadley & Hackman, under the city library, sell fine stationery. New students especially give them a call. Second hand books handled on commission at the Basement Supply Store. 2. Thou hast unjustly been accused Of kicking people just for fun; But hadst thou not been much abused Thou wouldst not cruel things have done. First class baths, shower and tub, at city Y. M. C. A. Hot and cold water at any time. Tickets to students for school year $3.00. Towels extra. 902 Mass. St. Go to A. J. Griffin for coal, wood and ice. Offices west of the National bank and 1007 Mass. street. 3. Thy heart with kindnesses is rife Though thou hast very seldom heard, In all thy dreary, toilsome life A friendly, love-inspiring word. For fine walking canes all students go to the Smith's News Co., Eldridge House Block. Fine views of the chief points of interest in the city may be had of Hoadley & Hackman. Students, figure with Skofstad before buying fall hats. The Smith News Co. is headquarters for athletic supplies. 4. But I to thee will be a friend! No wrong shall meet thee from my hand; Thy goodness shall my tongue command; Not mine to cudgel nor command. Draughting instruments sold by Basement Supply Store give satisfaction. Full line of fall and winter clothing just received at Skofstad's 824 Mass. street. 5. And so upon thy battered hide I lay a hand, of ill bereft— *+ - !!! - *++ - !!! - * + + + !!! (The poet's friends are notified To call and get what little's left). -L. A. W. Bulletin. Hungerless Horses. Oh, the bicycles fly, like a bird through the sky, Up hill and down, all day. But they want no oats in their rubber throats Because they ain't built that way. -L. A. W. Bulletin. Skofstad is the students'hatter. Go to Tracy Learnard's for School Supplies. Well selected stock. Low prices. 710 Mass., street. Students forget their troubles when riding wheels of Enslow & Seimears. Wide tires prevent ruts and ruts once made prevent wide tires. Start right and keep right.—L. A. W. Bulletin Wheels for rent of Enslow & Seimears. New students get the K. U. button at the Basement Supply Store Botany books in the Basement Supply Store Mrs. M.A.Mandell, across from High School, does the students' washing. The man who snores is a sound sleeper. -L. A. W. Bulletin. Go to R. Lindsay for fine shoe repairing Prices reasonable. 914 Mass street. Mrs. Mandell does good work. Also a Tired Feeling Those who would seek a mountain peak Where coolest winds are stealing, Must all confess that they possess A sort of Alp-pine feeling. C. E. Rose does copy work with type writer, cheap. All kinds of fine stationery at 710 Mass., st. Buy your Teas and Coffees of W. S. Everett, the only Tea and Coffee house in the city. 745 Massachusetts st. There's comfort in the air That stays inside the tire, And yet the air that's everywhere Is what we most require. -L. A. W. Bulletin. Engineers can secure instruments selected by the department, only at Basement Supply Store, Main building. Tracy Learnard sells quiz books. Freshmen, what are quiz books? Tracy will tell you. MCCURDY, STRONG & CO., Dealers in Staple and Fancy Groceries. Flour. Feed and Produce. SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS TO CLUBS. Nos 623 and 625 Mass. Street. Telephone 37