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Kansas University Weekly FAGT AND FIGTION.
A MOSQUITO.
And low upon a Senior's head He settled down to drill. And bored away for half an hour Until he broke his bill—Ex.
Get one of those souvenirs of the University buildings in colors on celluloid to take home with you. For sale by Stewart in the Mainbuilding.
HE WAS A FRESHMAN.
A boy stood on the burning deck So far as we could learn. Stood here in perfect safety as He was too green to burn.—Ex.
For the holiday outing Piccadura cigars, Borsaline, Florida Water and a bath sponge. Curline for the ladies-keeps hair in spite of wind and weather. B.W.WOODWARD.
Professor of Mathematics: Discuss the double Theta function.
Student: Do you refer to east-side Phidelity?
See those Glass Panel Photographs made by Tucker. Only at Hoadley & Hackman's. Under City Library.
"Who can tell what a Senior thinks,
Who can follow the gossamer links
By which the mighty brain feels its way.
Up from the realms of the dark prep. school,
Throbbingly, reelingly, never quite cool,
Into the light of day."
See those celluoid souvenirs of the Univerbuildings in colors made by A. G. Alrich and for sale by Stewart in the Main Building.
Students find Raymond's Drug store very prompt and accommodating in filling mail orders. We often "busy out"in other lines. Remember the place, when you get home and your market can't supply your needs.
Freshman Year—“Comedy of Errors.”
Sophomore Year—“Much Ado About Nothing.”
Junior Year—“As You Like It.”
Senior Year—"All's Well that Ends Well."—Ex.
When your thirst oppresses you, stop at Raymond's "Spring" for Mead, Cherry Tonic, or Red Messina Orange.
We rise by things that are under our feet. By what we have mastered of good and gain, By the pride deposed and passion slain, And the vanquished ills we hourly meet."
Everett & Hults have opened a fresh stock of staple and fancy groceries at the corner of Mass. and Adams Streets. They invite students and others to note their prices and quality of goods. They sell as cheap as the same class of goods can be found in any other store in the city.
We keep constantly on hand a full line of all the leading toilet preperations for ladies' use. Barber Bros., Druggists.
The Freshman says: "I know it." Sophomore says: "Just so." The Juntors say: "Cant prove it." And the Senior says: "Dont know."
-Ex.
The Lawrence Memorial Album contains 70 pages of illustrations from photographs by E. S. Tucker, with historical and descriptive notes Examine one at Student's Supply Store, Main Building, or any book store in the City. Price 25 cts.
"For me, one hope in life I trace," A Senior said; "Tis this: That I may sometime find the place Where ignorance is bliss."—Ex.
La Mode at 841 Mass is offering splendid inducements which should appeal to the ladies of the University. New invoice just received. Styles the latest, quality the best, prices suited to the times, andtreatment the most courteous.
Paper by the pound and cut to any size at J. S. Boughton's 1027 Mass. St.
The Conscientious Freshmen work To get their lessons tough;
The Juniors flunk, the Sophomores shirk,
The Seniors ah! they bluff.—Ex.
The finest line of tailor's samples in the City can be seen at Weber's. Suits, $16.00 and upwards. The best of work guaranteed.
CLASS PINS. CLASS MEDALS. LAPEL BUTTONS. Engraved Visiting Cards, Monogram Papers, Wedding Invitations.
NOVELTIES IN
SILVER AND GOLD.
Tend for Samples and prices.
1034 MAIN STREET.