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Kansas University Weekly.
Alas.
A lass more sweet
You will not meet
In any street,
Alas!
A Miss above
All dreams of bliss,
She takes my love
A miss.
For base-ball and athletic goods go to Smith's News Depot.
Committes on decoration cannot afford not to figure with Mrs. Luther before placing their orders.
"‘Fessor, have you read our paper yet?'
"No, I am preparing myself for the ordeal by a week of fasting and prayer."
Having recently established our bn业务 in Lawrence, we desire to call the attention of all students and members of the University faculty to our quality of goods and our low prices. Suits $15 upward. Morton & Wahlstrom. Tailors 831 Mass. up stairs.
Geo. Beattie, house painter and paper hanger. 938 Mass. Street.
Some way or another, Griffin has an immense coal trade among the students.
I rose with great alacrity And offered her my seat; 'Twas a question whether she or I Would stand upon my feet.
Griffin's telephone is No. 88. Talk to him about your coal supply.
Griffin, the ice man sells coal.
"I understand the orator moved the people very deeply in his speech while in your section." "Yes, very much; he touched the popular ohord." "You don't say?" "Yes, I do; the committee hung him in exactly ten seconds after he concluded."—Atlanta Coustitution.
One of Chicago's yells:
Who's the feller? who's the feller?
Zip-boom-bah !
Rockafeller—he's the feller;
Rah, Rah, Rah ! —Pergasus.
Give your type-writing work to C. E. Rose. J. Lucas repairs shoes neatly. 900 Warren and Mass. street.
Do not allow idleness to deceive you; for while you give him to-day, he steals to-morrow from you.—Crowquill.
Have your themes type-written. C. E. Rose will do the work for you.
The best place to buy shoes is at The Cash Shoe Store. 823 Mass. street.
Professor in English, to young man— "How would you punctuate the following: The beautiful girl for such she was passing down the street?" Student—"I think, Professor, I would make a dash after the beautiful girl."-Ex.
We are the People!
FEARLESS, TIRELESS, always on the lookout for the benefit of our patrons; no deception in ours; we don't trifle with your confidence.
We say
if we can't sell you high grade clothing for less money than you have been paying elsewhere don't buy. But it is a duty you owe to yourself to call and get acquainted with
THE HUB CLOTHING CO.
CLASS PINS. CLASS MEDALS. LAPEL BUTTONS. Engraved Visiting Cards. Monogram Papers, Wedding Invitations.
NOVELTIES
IN
SILVER AND GOLD.
Tend for Samples and prices.
1034 MAIN STREET.