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Kansas University Weekly. FAGT AND FIGTION.
L'Envoi.
When I basked in her favor,
For flowers that I gave her
I always received
Billets doux.
Everett & Hults have opened a fresh stock of staple and fancy groceries at the corner of Mass. and Adams Streets. They invite students and others to note their prices and quality of goods. They sell as cheap as the same class of goods can be found in any other store in the city.
All kinds of type-writing done cheap by C. E. Rose, 726 Mississippi Street.
The show window of a certain corset-maker exhibited a singular instance of illiterate dictation. On a card appears the following sentence: "All kinds of ladies stays here."
But now, since I'm jilted,
For flowers that have wilted,
The post only brings me
Bills due. -Co
Students buy their canes at Smith's News Depot.
In the races of the K. U. Jockey Club on arbor day the Remington won nearly all the honors. Those desiring to buy can, from this fact, easily draw a correct conclusion.
For shoes go to The Cash Shoe Store. 823 Mass. street.
"Papa, have guns legs?"
"No."
"How do they kick then?"
"With their breeches, my son."
The "World's Fair "Compressed Tooth Picks are velvet finished, no splinters to pierce the gums and stick in the throat. Former price 10 cts. Reduced to 5 cts.at Raymond's Drug store.
Buy your stationery supplies at J. S. Boughton's 3rd. door North of Watkins Bank.
Paper by the pound and cut to any size at J. S. Boughton's 1027 Mass. St.
The finest line of tailor's samples in the City can be seen at Weber's. Suits, $16.00 and upwards. The best of work guaranteed.
(Professor looking at card:) Mr. Smith you should write your Christian name."
Mr. S. "Prof. I've never joined the church yet."
We keep constantly on hand a full line of all the leading toilet preparations for ladies' use. Barber Bros., Druggists.
K. U. students ride the Remington and go to the front. Wheels to rent by Enslow & Seimears, 1025 Mass.
Griffin the coal man sells ice.
Professor (talking to "preps":) "I won't talk to you boys many years longer." Preparatory (in a whisper): I hope not. An hour is boy as long as I can stand it at once."
When 25 cts will buy a pure Cream Tarta. Baking Powder, why pay fancy prices for othersr Try Raymond's.
Special prices to clubs, on tennis goods at the University Book Store. Formerly Field & Gibb.
"When all my thoughts in vain are thunk,
When all my winks in vain are wunk,
What saves me from a rocky flunk?
My pony."
K. S. U. Bouquet tripple extract, is the most lasting, delicate and refreshing perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber Bros. Drug Store.
A. Weber, the tailor, has moved his establishment to 733 Mass. St.up stairs.
J. Lucas repairs shoes. 900 Warren and Mass. street.
"What would you be, dearest, if I should press the stamp of love upon those sealing wax lips?" "I," responded the fairy-like creature, "should be—stationery!"-Record.
Special prices to clubs, on tennis goods at the University Book Store.—Formerly Field & Gibb.