Kansas University Weekly.
207
A tonic for those who are back in their studies—ketchup.
It is one of the beautiful compensations of this life that no one can sincerly try to help another without helping himself-Ex.
If you are sick call on the Leis Drug Co. We have the stuff that will make you well.
Miss May Cook, '97, and Miss Anna Miller, '97, spent the spring vacation at Leavenworth. "I've used my head-light. sir," she said "And found that you'r light-headed."—Ex.
Snubbins: (upon leaving college) "Professor: I am indebted to you for all I know."
Profesor: Dont mention such a trifle."—Ex.
Will C. Atchison, '98, received a visit last week from his father and mother Mr. and Mrs. W.E.Atchison of Wichita.
The meagreness, this week, of the local news department is in itself a rare compliment to our local editor. His vacation is unexpectedly prolonged by illness at his house.
The Spring Oratorical Contest will be held Wednesday evening, April 29. All who are expecting to enter must hand three printed copies to A. McMurray or B.B.McCall by April 20. Orations not to exceed two thousand words. B.B.MCALL, President.
Yankee Doodle went to class Depending on his pony;
The student body rose en masse And stopped the ceremony.
—College Transcript.
Little Johnhy had a mirror
But he ate the back all off.
Thinking rashly in his terror
This would cure his whooping cough.
Not long after, Johnny's mother,
Weeping, said to Mrs. Brown.
"Twas a chilly day for Johnny
When the me cury went down."
—Princeton Tiger.
A column and one half write-up of the University of Kansas by a K. U. student appeared in one of the Brown county papers of recent date.
"Have you anything to say before we eat you?" said the king of the Cannibal Isle to the missionary.
"I have." was the reply. "I want to talk to you on the advantages of a vegetable diet."
Prof L.I. Blake returned monday from Wichita, where he delivered a lecture on the Roentgen ray. He was accompanied by H. V. Shroeder who assisted him in his experiments.
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