Kansas University Weekly. FAGTS AND FIGTION.
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Pretty girl,
Handsome boy;
Lad impassioned,
Maiden coy.
Spring of year;
Bumble-bee
Takes boy's ear
For a tree.
Boy says—Well,
Air blue smoke;
Idol shattered—
Girl's heart broke.
Mr. A. J. Weaver of Nebraska University was elected vice-president of the National College Republican League which was in session in Chicago last week. Mr Weaver will be remembered as having been in the Kansas Nebraska debate and as manager of the Nebraska University foot-ball team last year.
Special prices to clubs, on tennis goods at the University Book Store.--Formerly Field & Gibb.
Professor:—'You should have written on this subject, sir, so the most ignorant of your readers could not fail to understand you.
Sophomore:—"What part of the paper is not clear to you?" — *Ex*.
Everett & Hults have opened a fresh stock of staple and fancy groceries at the corner of Mass. and Adams Streets. They invite students and others to note their prices and quality of goods. They sell as cheap as the same class of goods can be found in any other store in the city.
Having recently established our bnsiness in Lawrence, we desire to call the attention of all students and members of the University faculty to our quality of goods and our low prices. Suits $15 upward. Morton & Wahlstrom. Tailors 831 Mass.up stairs.
(Heard at a foot-ball game.) Young lady in grand stand—"The umpire calls a 'foul', but I don't even see a feather."
One of the boys—"But you must remember that this a picked eleven. —Ex.
Griffin's telephone is No. 88. Talk to him about your coal supply.
Students buy their canes at Smith's News Depot.
For shoes go to The Cash Shoe Store. 823 Mass. street.
Griffin, the ice man sells coal.
Give your type-writing work to C. E. Rose.
Have your themes type-written. C. E. Rose will do the work for you.
Teadher: "What did Caesar do when he reached the Rhine?"
Pupil: "He proposed to Bridget-I don't know what her other name is." Ex.
Some way or another, Griffin has an immense coal trade among the students.
Strictly high grade and fully warranted. There are imitations but none equal in finish and rigidity. The ORIGINAL DOUBLE TRUSS. The finest ladies wheel made is THE FOWLER.
GEO. A. ESTERLY,
Woodward Building.