Kansas University Weekly. 301 LOGALS. W. H. H's. Lament. Tis gone, yes, gone, and who can sight My red nocturnal-robe?— My comforter on weary nights, My peaceful, calm abode.— For aches and pains it was my cure; In politics my guide— In foot ball games, on Glee Club tour My friend, whatere betide. Thus, woe to me, went with the robe. Good luck and Fortune, fair. And I'm like Samson, known of old Whose strength went with his hair. Then hearken, thieves, to my appeal, (In this I do not flirt) Return to me—and I'll not squeal My long lost Crimson shirt. M. Z. Kirk was called home during the holidays by the death of his brother. It is barely possible that he will return as several of the family are very sick. Do you want the first volume of the K. U. WEEKEY bound? See the managing editor. Kraus is now the Lord High instrument smasher at the Physics building—Vice Reno, resigned. The shops were shut down through the entire vacation, and there was no heat for the Physics building. Visitors were quite plentiful on the hill last week. The Kansas Academy of Science was in session Friday and Saturday. Galbreath has again entered school after an absence of six weeks, owing to poor heath. We are glad to note that he is much improved. Prof. Blake spent the Holidays in Boston and New York, visiting relatives. Two of the current measuring instruments were sent East for repairs last week. Lee attended the Grand Opera in Kansas City last week. Chas. and Roy Fletcher visited in Topeka Christmas week and received on New Years. Paul Anderson who has been ill with diptheria has re-entered school. We have another Barb politician now about the halls. Some one said that he was Al. Garretts shade, due to similarity. Ferguson, Jr. Law, was married Christmas week and is now teaching school. Buchan '95 who took Law at North Western this last fall is now reading in his father's office in Kansas' City. The Junior Law Class has taken up "Schouler's Domestic Relations." Sprague has entered the Pharmacy department and will graduate with the class of '96. Bishoff ex-'95 was on the hill yesterday. Jack Carrigan Law '95 has taken unto himself a help-mate. He and his wife visited the University Holiday week. Higher Education. "What are you taking, Horace, dear, At the college on the hill?" "Well, you know, I took hats last year, And I'm taking rubbers still." A. R. WANTED-AN IDEA Who can think of some simple thing to patent? Protect your ideas; they may bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Washington D.C., for their $1,800 prize offer.