272 Kansas University Weekly. The Span of Life. BY PHULIP FRENEAU BOITEAU. Oh, dog! On you doth deadly curses flow, Hid in the stable low and deep, Thy glistening chain in moon beams glow, Is silent while you sleep. No slagging foot shall rouse you there, Nor Weary's pants shall get a tear. By Natures self in white arrayed She bade you sleep with open eye, And, watching hear in guardian shade You hear the tramp go shambling by. Thus faithfully thy vigil goes, Thy days in slumber and respose. Bit by those teeth that must decay I'm bound to see your speedy doom. They die-for all dogs have their day. The dogs that watch in stable room, Unpitying club and Weary's power Shall change the expression of thy glower. From evening dews till night was ended You kept your vigil just the same And now poor Weary's pants are mended ; He's dragged your carcass down the lane, He pulls you over fen flowr With like duration of your glowr. MORAL. So man, in peering through life's fog, Through vaunting health and power. May learn a lesson from this dog. To live is but an hour. A young lady once had a sweet beau Whom she told he must not do seau, When the naughty young Mr. Right then and there Kr. And all she could say was, eau! eau!! To H---- Oh Shorty, when I muse on you, As foot-ball fiends, Oh Shorty, do, I muse, Oh Shorty, o'er and o'er; Oh Shorty, as I said before. CAROLINE. University Extension. Prof. Hodder delivers the introductory lecture of a series of six University Extension lectures on "American History" at Iola tonight. Prof Clarke is meeting with great success in his University Extension lectures on Art at Leavenworth. The lectures are given every Saturday. Prof. Hopkins gave the second of his University Extension course lectures at Independence last Saturday evening. The lectures are upon "American History," and are given under the auspices of the Montgomery county Teachers' Association. Griffith the coal man. RICHMOND Straight Cut No.1 Cigarettes. CIGARETTE SMOKERS, who are willing to pay a little more than the price charged for the ordinary trade Cigarettes, will find THIS BRAND superior to all others. These cigarettes are made from the brightest, most delicately flavored and highest cost Gold Leaf grown in Virginia. This is the Old and Oriental Brands of Straight Cut Cigarettes, and was brought out by us in the year 1875. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, and observe that the firm name as below is on every package. ALLEN & GINTER, The American Tobacco Company, Successor, Manufacturer. RICHMOND,-VIRGINIA. Johnson & Johnson, Fresh and Meats, Cured Poultry and Game. 830 Mass. St. Prompt Delivery and Fair Treatment. A. J. MOAK, BILLIARD HALL. FINEST BOWLING ALLEY IN THE CITY. STUDENTS' RESORT. FINEST CIGARS-