Kansas University Weekly.
219
EXGHANGES.
The conscientious freshmen work To get their lessons tough;
The juniors flunk, the sophomores shirk,
The seniors—ah! they bluff. —Ex.
Puer et puella,
Ambulant together,
Magna sub umbrella,
Vocant de the weather.
Very slippery via,
Pedes slide from under,
Puer non upholds her,
Cadit on the ground,
Sees a lot of stellae,
Adolescens hastens,
To aid of his puellae.
“Rustice！” exclamat,
“Relidque me alone!
Nunquam dice mihi
Till you for this atone.”
Non diutius do they
Ambulant together,
Nunqam speak as they pass by
Non etiam de the weather.
— Eureka Pegas
—Eureka Pegasus.
And now cometh the winter days,
It calls up sad reflection
To see the Freshman chasing round,
Making his bug collection.
It fills one's eyes with blinding tears,
To hear the woful story,—
Of how the Sophs. make chlorine gas
In the chemical laboratory.
And if you hear in thunders loud,
Oh how to save the nation;
Flee not in haste, it only is
A Junior's first oration.
The air gets blue, the sun grows dim,
The chaos seem to meet us,
For now cometh the winter days,
And the Senior writes his thesis.
- Ex.
The Editor.
The editor sat in his sanctum Letting his lessons rip,
Racking his brain for an item.
And stealing all he could clip.
The editor sat in his class room As if he was getting over a drunk,
His phiz was clouded with awful gloom,
For he made a total flunk.
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