The Kansas University Weekly. VOL.I. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, SEPTEMBER 27,1895. No. 5. The Kansas University Weekly is published every Friday during the collegiate year by the Kansas University Publishing Company. Shares one dollar each. Every student and instructor may be the holder of one share upon application to the Treasurer, Joseph E. Smith, or the Secretary, Harold Smith. Subscription 50 cents per annum in advance. Address all business communications to Jas.H. Patten, 1537 Tennessee Street, Lawrence, Kansas. Wilbur Gardner Editor-in-chief J. H. Henderson Associate C. A. Burney Associate D. D. Gear Local Editor A. A. Ewart Associate, Athletic A. V. Schroder Associate, Engineering Ruth Whitman Associate, Art C. J. Moore Associate, Art Hilliard Johnson Associate, Art H. E. Steele Associate, Art Grace Brewster Literary Editor Don Bowersock Associate Alice Rohe Associate Prof. Adams Associate Jas. H. Patten Managing Editor W. N. Logan Associate C. C. Brown Associate Entered at Lawrence postoffice as second class matter. The library newspaper room is like a mince pie without the raisins since the morning Capital is no longer to be found on its tables. Good morning! Did you get up in time to see our snow-storm number one? Now for number two! Keep your eye on the weather signals. The news of Spencer Humphrey's tragic death in Lawrence Sunday was received with sorrow by many University people. Although he himself was probably little known here, his sisters and his father, Judge Humphry, of Junction City, are well known members of our great University family, and in their sad bereavement they have the heartfelt sympathy of a host of friends here. CAPTAIN ARMOUR's mishap on the foot-ball field was a great misfortune; but our regret is more for him personally, than because of any effect it may have on the team's chances of success. The leaving of another place on the team in doubt should make the practice all the more diligent and the work of contestants consequently better. Missouri has a famous coach this year and is going to work in great style. But we have beaten them, we can beat them, and we must beat them this year. We must work up such a team that when Thanksgiving comes "Pop" Bliss will be glad he doesn't have to buck against us himself. We want that pennant with three straight games to even up last year's account, and to do it we must work, practice regularly, thoroughly and continually. A POINTER for the Hutchinson Daily News: Prof. Dyche has been on a picnic excursion to the north pole when he should have been loafing around Lawrence waiting for school to open. As a consequence his classes have lost a week. The fact that he is about the only member of the expedition to bring home anything of value should not be entered in extenuation of his guilt. And again, a man who increases his one talent only ten-fold in three months is probably getting "too high" a salary from the state. "Chally" had better make another trip to Lawrence. While it is an undoubted fact that these scientific expeditions are profitable to the state even from a purely business standpoint, yet after all, the state is too large a body to appreciate its blessings fully. How much better