For that man on your list— how about a 'bottle of pot'?
NEW YORK (UPI)—Christmas gifts for swangers? Well, there's a radio that plays so loud he can hear it while riding a tractor. A cologne that hints vaguely at marijuana. A bachelor's ring to flaunt his status. A Playboy pin-up girl 2 by 40 feet for a dormitory wall.
If he's crazy about money, there's an electronic device for locating buried treasure. And if he's crazy about fish, there's an electronic device for locating school of them. If his hands are cold, Timely Products has battery-operated mittens. And if he likes the surf, there's a machine that makes ocean waves in a plastic box.
If he's nosey, Hobi Inc., has an electronic "big ear" that can tune in on conversations a city block away. If he's lost his buttons, the Dennison people have an awl-like buttoner that jabs them back on with plastic cord in a couple of seconds. If he thinks he's on a treadmill, Brunswick can put him on a real one for jogging.
If he's space oriented, the National Research Corp., invented a 56 by 84 inch space blanket that folds into a 4 by $2\frac{1}{2}$ inch pack that weighs less than two ounces. Revell has an Apollo model kit that makes a four-foot high model. Raichle has molded fiber glass,"red boots" which look just right for the moon but which are really for skiing and have leather shoes inside. Reynaud has molten-metal framed sunglasses with lenses in such colors as orbit orange and astro blue. If you wait for a while the Larson Co., will have underwear designed for men who have to sit down in a space vehicle for days at a time.
If he wants to feel turned on, Bill Miller has a cologne which he says is wrought with "grass" for heady vibrations. If he wants elegance, Glenchuy packages cologne with an elegant Indian crocodile belt.
If his hair is thin, there's a new product called Thicket which thickens it. If it is all gone, Temptress Wigs Inc., makes them
HHH calls for My Lai study
LOS ANGELES (UPI)—Former Vice-President Hubert H. Humphrey Sunday called for the appointment of a presidential commission to determine what the alleged My Lai massacre means to "the whole moral structure of our society."
Humphrey said he hoped the President "would not just let this drift."
Dec. 8
1969 KANSAN 7
At Shakey's...
where it all happens!
STUDY BREAK SPECIAL
SMALL PIZZA (Sausage, Pepperoni, Beef)
PLUS DRINK (Beer or soft)
for men. If he always throws away his used razor blades, Remington has an electric shaver with throwaway cutters.
$1.25
10 to 12 P.M.
Is he ignorant about wines? Paul Masson has a wine tasting kit. Does he drink plain water? Culligan Inc., has a purifier that makes tap water taste like the crystal waters of the Scottish highlands—where scotch comes from.
SHAKEY'S
Is he a bug on correct time? Audemars Piguet has a grand complication pocket chronograph for $15,000 which registers everything from Feb. 29 to the phases of the moon and will chime the hours, quarters and even minutes if you want it to. One covered with jewels is $35,000. Bulova has a deep sea chronograph that works 666 feet down for $95, and if that's too much, Timex has an electric watch for $25.
544 W. 23rd VI 2-2266
Is he a doodler? Tiffany has a solid gold pencil for $280. For a $1.98 Parker has a pencil with a cartridge feeder which goes for a year without filling. If he doodles in color, Joseph Dixon Crucible Co., offers a box of 36 different colored pencils for $6.
If you're at your wit's end as to what to give, Arvin Industries makes a powerful radio to overcome tractor engine noises. Allied Radio has a treasure-metal locator kit which "makes every stroll an adventure." The 3M Company has a new series of games, including pro football and hockey, that are so scientific you won't believe it. Spear & Jackson has an elegant handsaw with a polypropylene handle molded to a teflon-coated blade. Beylerian Ltd., has a lunar lamp as stark as a lunar landscape but which glows "enlightened functionalism." The National Student Marketing Corp., has the 20 by 40 foot Playboy playmate of the month poster. The Jewelry Industry Council reports creation of a bachelor's ring. Rhode Island yacht sales will whip up a 42 foot houseboat for about $25,000. Grumman will give you a shorter aluminum canoe for $249. Vexilar Engineering makes a sonar gadget to find schools of fish and plumb the bottom. Kinatics International makes the wave, which is a rectangular plastic container with blue and colorless fluids which make tidal waves or simple rollers.
If he's a joiner, YMCA has memberships for tired businessmen needing exercise.
It's what's around the middle that counts this season and the HODGE-PODGE is the best place to deck yourself with original yet inexpensive leather goods. Like this belt The HODGE-PODGE has its own shop where a belt like this, or a purse or sash or whatever they dream up, is designed with you in mind. And the reasonable prices have you in mind, too.
For that special guy, or girl, or Dad, stop by the HODGE-PDGE and see what unusual and thoughtful gifts of leather goods they have for you. Need the HODGE-PDGE say more about where, or why to shop this Christmas?
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15 W. 9th. Open for Christmas shopping on M-F: 10-30, Thursday night until 9:30, Saturday 9:30-5.
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WE GET IT THE NECK
IN THE NECK
And what we've got, you'll want to get into gift boxes for special friends. For instance, the placket-neck wool pullover, the cardigan-neck pullover, filled in with a mock-turtleneck. Last, the crew neck cable front. We're getting more in our neck collection daily-so be prepared to choose at length.
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