Page 3 Thursday, May 24, 1956, to Thursday, May 31, 1956, inclusive Examination Schedule - Spring Semester,1956 Classes meeting at: Will be examined at: 8 A.M., MWF sequence* 1:30- 3:20 Thursday May 24 8 A.M., TTS sequence** 3:30- 5:20 Tuesday May 29 9 A.M., MWF sequence* 10:00-11:50 Monday May 28 9 A.M., TTS sequence** 3:30- 5:20 Monday May 28 10 A.M., MWF sequence* 10:00-11:50 Saturday May 26 10 A.M., TTS sequence** 8:00- 9:50 Wednesday May 30 11 A.M., MWF sequence* 1:30- 3:20 Tuesday May 29 11 A.M., TTS sequence** 10:00-11:50 Tuesday May 29 12 Noon, MWF sequence* 3:30- 5:20 Thursday May 24 1 P.M., MWF sequence* 1:30- 3:20 Monday May 28 1 P.M., TTS sequence** 10:00-11:50 Wednesday May 30 2 P.M., MWF sequence* 10:00-11:50 Friday May 25 2 P.M., TTS sequence** 8:00- 9:50 Tuesday May 29 3 P.M., MWF sequence* 1:30- 3:20 Wednesday May 30 3 P.M., TTS sequence** 3:30- 5:20 Wednesday May 30 4 P.M., MWF sequence* 8:00- 9:50 Thursday May 31 4 P.M., TTS sequence** 10:00-11:50 Thursday May 31 General Biology Zoology 2 Physiology 2 Applied Mechanics 1 & 51 (All Sections) 1:30- 3:20 Friday May 25 French 2 German 1 German 2 Spanish 1 Spanish 2 (All Sections) ... 8:00- 9:50 Saturday May 26 Monday, April 23, 1956. University Daily Kansan Physiology 2 Applied Mechanics 1 & 51 {All Sections) ... 1:30- 3:20 Friday May 25 Chemistry 1, 2, 2E, 3, 3E, 4, 7 and 48 (All Sections) ... 8:00- 9:50 Monday May 28 Physics 3, 5 and 6, 156a and b (All Sections) ... 8:00- 9:50 Friday May 25 Economics 9, 12, 72 and 73 ... 3:30- 5:20 Friday May 25 Economics 25 (All Sections) ... 3:30- 5:20 Thursday May 24 ROTC (Army, Navy, Air Force, All Sections) ... 1:30- 3:20 Saturday May 26 and/or 3:20 5:20 Saturday May 26 Dr. Lloyd G. Stevenson of McGill University, Montreal, Canada will deliver the seventh series of the Logan Clendening Lectures on the history and philosophy of medicine Tuesday and Wednesday. The first lecture will be at 11 a.m. Tuesday in Strong Auditorium. The subject will be "The Story of Cur- are." Medical Talks Start Tuesday The second lecture will be at 4 p.m., Wednesday in Battiefen Auditorium at the KU Medical Center in Kansas City, Kan. Dr. Stevenson will speak on "Poison, Infection, and Contagion." Dr. Stevenson is associate professor of the history of medicine and honorary librarian of the Medical Library at McGill University. The Clendening lectures were established in 1949 with money presented to the School of Medicine by Mrs. Logan Clendening. The average lifetime of motor vehicles has doubled since 1930 and their average mileage has tripled. Cars and trucks junked today average 13.8 years with an average mileage of 122,000. Items for the official Bulletin must be brought to the Public Relations office 222-A. Strong, before 9:30 a.m. on the day of publication. Do not bring Bulletin should include name, place, date, and time of function. Official Bulletin Foreign student festival rehearsal, 7:45 pm. Federal Student Union Ballroom. For those patrons with ID. Today Tomorrow **Russian Club,** 4 p.m. Trophy Room, Student Union, *Boris* dogound in history, fiction and music. Musical illustrata- tion. English. Refreshments. Everyone welcome. Book review, 4 p.m. Music Room, Student Union, 10 a.m. Library, Reviewer Edward Robinson Alpha Phi Omega, 7:30 p.m., Oread Room, Student Union, Executive comm Baptist Student Union, 12:30-12:50 p.m. Danforth Chapel, Devotions and prayers Behind the Ivy-coffee hour, 4 p.m. Trophy Room, Student Union. Speaker: Edward A. Maser. "Museum of Art." Will show slides. Faculty Forum luncheon, noon. English Room, Student Union, Speaker: K H. Silvert of American Universities Field Staff. "Guatemala Today." For reservations, call KU 227 before 5 p.m. Tuesday. CCUN steering committee, 4 p.m., office, Union. Engineering Council, 7:30 p.m., 116. Marvin. Graduate Club. 8 p.m., 306. Student Union. Panel members. Robert Ashley Fields. The Prospects of Automation. Human Relations and Psychology Colloquium Union Speaker: Dr. Robert L. Kahn of University of Michigan, "Human Re- lationalism" in Recent Findings and Future Prospects." Poetry Hour, 4 p.m. Student Union Music Room. Alexander Puskin (in English translation.) Reader: Sam Anderson. Thursday Humanities lecture, 8 p.m., Strong Auditorium. Speaker Dr. J. H Randall Jr. of Columbia. "The German En- hancement Reception at Faculty Club, 9:15 p.m." New Orleans, La.-(IP) -Criticizing the trend of some colleges toward substituting too many survey courses in place of traditional content courses, Dr. John B. Lucke, University of Connecticut geologist, asserted here that the abuse is responsible for "fewer geology majors with poorer academic grounding, in the face of a rising demand for more geologists and more rigorus training for them." Survey Courses Criticized There are an estimated 250,000 highway bridges in the United States. Molly Congdon OF Alpha Chi Omega In A Is Ready for Warm Weather Powder Blue Sheath Dress Fabric Shop To Show Samples Professor To Review Book Gerald Kaplan of Kaplan Fabric Shop, Kansas City, Mo., will give a talk at the Home Economics Club meeting at 7 p.m. Tuesday in 110 Fraser. He will also show various samples. New officers will be installed. "The Letters of George Santayana" will be reviewed by Edward Robinson, associate professor of philosophy, at 4 p.m. Tuesday in the Music Room of the Student Union. The review is sponsored by the Student Union Activities. IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK! All year long you've been promising yourself to go there. Now summer vacation is just around the corner and you still haven't set foot in the place. Shame on you! But it's not too late. Right now, this very minute, before you weaken, lift up your head and forward march to the place you have been avoiding ever since school began. I refer, of course, to the library. "you pinned or anything?" Now here you are at the library. That wasn't so bad, was it? Of course not! Go inside. What do you see? A sign that says "No Smoking." Go outside. Light a Philip Morris, Smoke. Go back inside. In the center of the library you see the main circulation desk. Look in the card catalogue for the number of the book you want, write the number on a slip, and hand it to the efficient and obliging young lady at the desk. The efficient and obliging young lady then gives the slip to an efficient and obliging page boy who trots briskly back into the stacks, curls up on a limp leather encyclopedia, and sleeps for an hour or two. Then, puff but refreshed, he returns your slip to the efficient and obliging young lady at the desk, who tells you one of three things: (a) "Your book is out." (b) "Your book is at the bindery." (c) "Your book is on reserve." Because now you are ready. Now your trembling resolution is rigid. Now your pulsing psyche is serene. You have been gentleled by gentle Philip Morris. You have been tranquilized by a smoke that dotes and pampers and caresses, that lifts the fallen, repairs the shattered, straightens the bent, unravels the knotted, rights the askew, and fastens the unbuttoned. Having learned that the circulation desk hasn't the least intention of ever parting with a book, let us now go into the periodical room. Here we spend hours sifting through an imposing array of magazines—magazines from all the far corners of the earth, magazines of every nature and description—but though we search diligently and well, we cannot find Mad or Confidential. Next let us venture into the reference room. Here in this hushed, vaulted chamber, we find the true scholars of the university - earnest, dedicated young men and women who care for only one thing in the world : the pursuit of knowledge. Let us eavesdrop for a moment on this erudite couple poring over heavy tomes at the corner table. Hush! She speaks: SHE: Whatcha readin', hey? HE: "The Origin of Species." You ever read it? SHE: No, but I seen the movie. HE:Oh. SHE: You like readin'? HF: Naah SHE: What do you like? HE: Hockey, licorice, girls, stuff like that, SHE: Me too, hey HE: You pinned or anything? SHE: Well, sort of. I'm wearin' a fellow's motorcycle emblem... But it's only platonic. HE: Wanna go out for a smoke? SHE: Philip Morris? HE: Of corris! And as our learned friends take their leave, let us too wend our way homeward—a trifle weary, perhaps, but enlightened and renewed and better citizens for having spent these happy hours in the library. Aloha, library, aloha! © Max Shulman, 1956 The makers of Philip Morris, who sponsor this column, could write volumes about the gentleness of today's Philip Morris, but we'll only tell you this: Take a leaf from our book. Enjoy Philip Morris.