State, National, World News
Eden To Deliver Warning To Bulganin, Khrushchev
LONDON (UP)—Prime Minister Anthony Eden will deliver a sharp warning to Russia today not to meddle in the explosive Middle East, informed sources said.
Eden was prepared to submit the warning to Soviet Premier Nikolai Bulganin and Communist Party Chief Nikita S. Khrushchev at their first formal meeting this afternoon the sources said.
Eden invited Bulganin and Khrushchev for their present visit during the height of the "Geneva Spirit" days.
But he was reported approaching Bulganin and Khrushchev with a new-found wariness based on later developments that included a complete breakdown of the Geneva spirit and the opening of a new Soviet cold war offensive in the Middle and Far East.
State OK's $4,710,000 For Highway Work
TOPEKA (UP)—A total of $4,710.00 in contracts, the second greatest ever let at a single time by the Kansas Highway Commission was announced Wednesday.
The contracts were awarded for primary and secondary road improvements throughout the state. Major projects included 57 miles of grading and high-type surfacing and 11 new bridges. Secondary work includes 56 miles of roads and 20 bridges.
Draft Call Slightly Larger
TOPEKA (UP)—A June draft call of 152 men for Kansas was announced Wednesday by Maj. Gen. Joe Nickell, state selective director. The quota compares with 71 in April, 144 in May and 190 in March.
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Today
Sigma Xi, Kansas chapter, 7:30 p.m.
122 Mall Hall. Speaker: Dr. Herbert F. Wright. "Psychological Development in an American Town." Election of members.
Geology Club. 7:30 p.m., Lindley Auditorium. Speaker: Dr. G. Marshall Kay of Columbia University. "Geosynclines" Public invited.
Chemistry Club, 8 p.m. 233 Malott Hall.
Speaker: Robert Schofield. "Holford."
Phone: (212) 754-6900.
Poetry hour, 4 p.m. Student Union Robert Graves Reade Dustian Shushtar
Films on art, 7:30 and 9 p.m., Museum of Art, "Painter and Poet," Blake Book of Art, 6:45-8:15.
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Christian Science organization, 7:30 p.m., Danforth Chapel. All students, faculty and friends are invited. Short business meeting follows.
Ku Ku initiation, 7.15, in front of the Union. Attendance urgently requested.
Israel Independence Day, 8:15 p.m.
Jayhawk Room, Student Union, Oranium Song and Dance Ensemble from Halifa.
Song and Dance Vice-Consult at Chicago. Free admission.
Phi Chi Theta, 4 p.m., Oread Room.
Student Union.
Social Work Club, 5:30 p.m., Potter
Lake Community and friend's
Hospital. Singer's Funeral
Society.
Foreign student festival recitalals, 7:45
pm; Student Union Ballroom. For those
who do not wish to attend, see www.
foreignstudentfestival.org
Morning meditations, 7:30-7:50 a.m.
Danfort Chapel. Everyone welcome.
Hillel service, 7:30 p.m. Jewish Community Center, 1409 Tennessee.
Sunday
Graduate Club, informal social evening
Henley, 1236 Oreard Dr. Slavic for
Henley College
Hillieel cost supper, 5:30 p.m. Jewish
School Program, Wilmette Waret Uprising,
Program Warsaw, Ghetto Uprising
Monday
Baptist Student Union, 12:30-12:50 p.m.
Danforth Chapel. Devotions and prayer.
Foreign student festival rehearsal, 7:45
p.m. Student Union Ballroom. For those
Tuesday
Russian Club, 4 p.m. Trophy Room Student Union, Born Godofound in history, theater and music. Musical illustrations. English. Refreshments Everyone welcome.
Book review, 4 p.m., Music Room, Student Union Library, 600 West 28th Street, George Sanchez Edward, Edward E.
Alpha Phi Omega, 7:30 p.m., Oredo
Alpha Student Union, Executive委
府
Utah Mine Explosion Traps 4 In Tunnel
SUNNYSIDE, Utah (UP)—Rescue crews struggled all night in the dim, cramped quarters of a caved-in mine in an attempt to reach four men trapped under tons of coal and rock by an internal mine explosion.
An official directing the rescue efforts said there was small chance the men would be found alive. Three of a seven man crew ran to safety when rumbles signaled the cave-in.
$1.2 Billion Starts Soil Bank Program
WASHINGTON (UP)—The House Appropriations Committee voted today to give the Eisenhower administration its farm soil bank program at once.
The vote was 36 to 7, with one Democrat—Rep. J. Vaughan Gary (Va.)—reportedly voting with six Republicans against the proposal.
Chairman Clarence Cannon (D-Mo.) said the money would enable secretary of agriculture Ezra T. Benson to put into effect under existing laws exactly the same soil bank plan that had been contemplated in the farm bill vetosed Monday by President Eisenhower.
Government To Test Salk Polio Vaccine
WASHINGTON (UP)—The government this year will test the effectiveness of Salk Polio vaccine in fighting threatened or actual polio epidemics.
The health education and welfare department adopted the experimental program Wednesday on the recommendation of its polio advisory committee.
City Father Becomes Mother
LOS ANGELES (UP)—Councilman Don A. Allen when told councilwoman Rosalind Wyman expects to become a mother in November: "This is the first time a city father will become a mother."
More than 25,000 trucks, trailers and buses are owned and operated by the nation's railway lines.
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MONACO (UP)—Beautiful Grace Kelly and a nervous Prince Rainier III became man and wife in the eyes of the church as well as the law today. The bashful prince had to have help in placing the wedding band on Grace's finger.
The ring, caught on her knuckle and his persistent pushing only made it worse. Grace worked the ring to the right position.
At one moment in the moving ceremony, tears·coursed uncontrollably down Grace's cheeks. But it was a perfect day. Even the weather cooperated. The sun shone brightly in an almost cloudless blue sky.
The U.S. Merchant Marine Cadet Corps was established March 15, 1938, and its Academy is located on the south slope of Long Island Sound at Kings Point, N.Y.
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Future Son-In-Law Of Harry Arrives
INDEPENDENCE, Mo. (UP)—Newsman Clifton Daniel Jr., arrived in Independence today from New York for his first meeting with many of the relatives of his bride-
to-be, Margaret Truman.
Daniel and the daughter of former President Truman will be married Saturday in Trinity Episcopal Church here.
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On Campus with Max Shulman
(Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," etc.)
PHI BETA KAPPA, I LOVE YOU!
Alfreda had one great ambition: to be elected to Phi Beta Kappa. Consequently she was all a-dither when she heard a rumor one night that a man from the Phi Beta Kappa selection board was coming over to the Chi Omega house to interview her. Being all a-dither, Alfreda sat down and lit a Philip Morris, as she always did when she was all a-dither, for gentle Philip Morris, as wise Alfreda knew, is comfort to the troubled, balm to the beset, and a haven to the vexed. But gentle Philip Morris, as Alfreda, with her mighty intellect, was well aware, is not only a cigarette for times of stress and strain, but also the perfect accompaniment to happiness and light. For gentle Philip Morris is sunny and cheery and jolly and merry and yummy! All this Alfreda, with her giant cerebellum, knew.
Once there was a Chi Omega named Alfreda Pectate who was beautiful and well-formed and wore clothes of the most tasteful cut and smoked the gentlest of all cigarettes - Philip Morris, of corris! - and had, in addition to these admirable qualities, a brain so massive and retentive that she used to read the Britannica just for kicks.
By and by there came a loud, masculine knock on the door, and Alfreda, composing herself, went to answer it. "Won't you come in?" she said to the man outside. "I am Alfreda Pectate."
"And I am Ed Fester," said the man, entering with a friendly smile. Ed had found that a friendly smile was a great asset in the Venetian blind game, which happened to be Ed's game. He had nothing to do with Phi Beta Kappa; he had come over to see about a new blind for the house mother's bedroom. But, of course, Alfreda knew nothing of this.
"Do sit down," said Alfreda.
"Thanks, hey," said Ed. "But I can't stay long."
"Of course," said Alfreda and proceeded without delay to demonstrate how wide and comprehensive was her learning. "Deer," she said, "have no gall bladders."
"Deer," she said, "have no gall bladders."
"Is that so?" said Ed, who until this moment had believed deer had gall bladders.
"Ben Jonson," said Alfreda, "was buried in a sitting position." "Hmm," said Ed.
"‘Fortnight’ is a contraction of ‘fourteen nights,’” said Alfreda.
"What do you know!" said Ed.
"Many people think it is forbidden to wash an American flag," said Alfreda. "That is not true. It is perfectly proper to wash an American flag."
"Learn something every day," said Ed.
"The smallest fish in the world," said Alfreda, "is the Pandaka Pygmea, which is under a half inch when full grown." "How some then buried that Incom graves?"
"It's terribly crowded in Westminster Abbey," said Alfreda. "Oh," said Ed.
"Ann Boleyn had six fingers on her left hand," said Alfreda. "Heavens to Betsey!" said Ed.
"Are there any questions you'd care to ask me?" said Alfreda. "Just one," said Ed. "How big is your house mother's window?"
A tear ran down Alfreda's cheek. "Well, that's the way it goes," she sighed. "You work and slave and study and then they catch you on a trick question!... Oh, well, that's life, I guess."
Forlorn and bereft, she rose and shambled to her bed and fell upon it and wept for several days. But finally she pulled herself together, and today she is with Byrd in the Antarctic.
©Max Shulman, 1956
You don't have to be a Phibate to know that Philip Morris, made by the sponsors of this column, is the gentlest, tastiest cigarette that money can buy.
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