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Is Entered 17, 1910. . . attend of student of Editing Editor Harry Ell- er Main Man- agement City Ed- 员, PhD edit- 员, PhD edi- 员, PhD edi- 员, PhD edi- 员, Kent Lyle, As- stephan ENT NNT ss Manager Manager, advertising Circulation Classified Ad- tier, Pro- fessor, Pro- ENT erial Editor Associate 75 To Attend Driver Meeting Approximately 75 teachers and school administrators are expected to attend the High School Driver Education Conference Friday and Saturday in the Student Union, Curis B. Harris, University Extension representative, said today. Dean George R. Waggoner of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will welcome the group at 6:30 p.m. dinner Friday in the Kansas Room of the Student Union. E. W. Stewart, general field manager of the Ford Motor Co. Kansas will speak on "Highway Homicide." A. Alm, "Crash and Live" will be shown High school driver education and safety teachers from Kansas and Missouri will speak Saturday. Their topics will cover visual aids, teaching techniques, equipment, and driving laws. Jasper C. Witter, president of the Kansas Driver Training Teachers' Association, will preside at all the sessions. The association will elect officers Saturday afternoon. The meeting is sponsored by University Extension and the Driver Training Teachers' Association of Kansas. Student Union Activities officer and student counselor. SUA office in the Student Union beginning this week. Applications will be due Friday, and may be returned to SUA office. Items for the Official Bulletin must be brought to the Public Relations office 222-A Strong, before 9:30 a.m. on the day of publication. Do not bring the material to Daily Kansan. Notices include name, place, date, and time of function. Official Bulletin SUA Travel Bureau: Sign up at the information booth in Union lobby if you are seeking a ride or riders in your car for spring vacation. Poetry hour, 4 p.m. Student Union Music Room. "Flowers of Evil." by Charles Baudelaire. Reader: J. Neale Carman. Baptist Student Union, 12:30-12:50 Danforth Chapel. Devotions and wishes Pi Tau Sigma smoker, 7:30 p.m. Oread Room, Student Union. Speaker: Prof. Edward J. McBride. All members please attend. Christian Science Organization, 7:30 p.m. Danforth Chapel. All students, members of faculty, and friends are invited. Aeronautical Engineers, 7:30 p.m. Aer- onautical engineers Building, Exposition planning Le Cercle Français, 4 heures, Browsing Room of l'Union. Phi Chi Theta, 4 p.m., 1649 Delaware. Attorney, recruited Election of officers. Attorneys, recruited Der deutsche Verein 50 Donnerstag 502 Uhr der Klinik Vorzug von Herrn Dr. Kolmberg über den Deutschland. This would be very interested for German I students. Alle willkommen! Chess Club round robin tournament, Tues. Student Union. Everyone welcome. Pershing Rifles, 7:30 p.m. Pine Room bars. Introduction of newly chosen honorary company commander. John Hancock Breaker Co., John C. Winchesa, British navy. Child study group of KU Dames, 8 Tomi Yon, "Dancing and Rhythm." Morning prayer, 6:45 a.m. Danforth Chaelol, Holy Communion, 7 a.m. Sociology Club, 4 p.m., 11, Strong Annex E. Speaker: Miss Lynne Grimsely. "Brazil." Will show slides. Group discussion will follow. Everyone welcome. International Club, 7:30 p.m., Jay- boro Room. Student Union, Hawaiian party. Lutheran Student Association, 5:30 p.m., Trinity Lutheran Church. Cost Supper, Sepaker; Dr. Oswald Backus. "The Sacrament." Sundav Gamma Delta cost supper, 5:30 p.m. Immanuel Lutheran Church, 17th and Vermont. Panel discussion: "Evangelism and Preparation in the K-State and KII faculty and students." Lutheran Student Association Bible study, 9:30 a.m., Trinity Lutheran Church, 16th and New Hampshire. Speaker: Dr. George Anderson. Coffee hour, 10:30 a.m. Methodist Graduate Group, 6 p.m. Wesley Foundation. Will not have a separate meeting, but members are in attendance of the meal in the upper room. Films on art, 7:30 p.m. and 9 p.m. Museum of Art Lecture Hall. "Versailles." "Tiepolo Skies," and "Jefferson the Architect." Graduate Club, social evening, 8 p.m. Basement of Henley House. Weign Student Luncheon Approximately 40 foreign students will be guests at the weekly Lawrence Rotary Club luncheon Monday, March 26, at the Eldridge Hotel. The speaker will be Dr. Hans F. Schweiggmann, West German consul in Kansas City, Mo. "My activities varied from cooking an American meal for a Brazilian family to dining with federal and state officials and from sitting on the floor of bamboo huts along the Amazon River to talking to Brazilian students in Portuguese." Lynne Grisley, Liberal senior, commented about her six month-visit to Brazil. Senior To Tell Of Experiences In Brazil Miss Grimstein will show slides and tell of her experience at a meeting of the Sociology Club at 4 p.m. Friday in 11. Strong Annex E. Foundation Scholarship, Miss Grimsley was one of 125 American students to 44 countries in the International Farm Youth Exchange Program. From June to December, 1955, she traveled through Brazil living with Brazilian families of all classes. Financed by the National 4-H "The purpose of the program is to make the world safe for differences," Miss Grimsley said. "Most people realize that other countries are different from ours, but many do not understand or respect those differences." Fred Sharpe To Resign As Extension Lecturer May Fred Sharpe, University Extension lecturer for nine years, will resign that position on May 1 to become sales consultant for the National Independent Meat Packers Association. Mr. Sharpe has been with University Extension since 1947 as sales consultant and lecturer. The NIMPA organization includes about 650 independent meat packers and suppliers in the United States. headquarters are in Washington. While with University Extension he conducted retail institutes in approximately 120 Kansas communities. He also has lectured on salesmanship and applied human relations, and has been in demand as a high school commencement sneaker. Mr. Sharpe was graduate from the University of Southern Illinois with a degree in education and was a superintendent of schools for a time. Gifted High School Students To Be Aided The University of Kansas is one of five state colleges and universities beginning a program to help 11 high schools in the state discover gifted students and palm guidance and work programs for them, Dr. John Jacobs of the State Department of Education said today. The stage design class attended the dress rehearsal Wednesday of "Rigoletto," an opera by Giuseppe Verdi play in Kansas City, Mo. The class watched set changes and studied lighting techniques. The University will work with Atchison High School; Wichita University, Augusta and El Dorado high schools; Kansas State College at Fort Hays, Pratt and Russell high schools; Kansas State College at Emporia, high schools at Eureka and Dodge City, and Kansas State College at Pittsburg, with Parsons, Coffeville, Fort Scott, and Pittsburg high schools. Design Class Sees 'Rigoletto' FRED SHARPE The American farmer uses more petroleum power in his tractors, trucks, automobiles and self-propelled implements than is used by all other industries combined. The Student Activities Travel Bureau has a list of students who want rides home during the spring vacation and a list who are driving and want passengers to share expenses for the trip. Connections may be made by visiting the Information Desk in the Student Union and leaving your name and destination on the travel bureau's list. Do You Need Ride Home? Mozart Opera Dates Changes The Mozart opera "Cosi Fan Tutte" will be presented on an every-other-day schedule instead of on three consecutive days next month, associate director Nate Eak, said today. It will be presented April 30, May 2 and 4 instead of April 30, May 1 and 2 as originally planned. Mozart Opera Dates Changed Members of Le Circle Francais will attend the poetry hour at 4 p.m. today in the Music and Browsing Room of the Student Union instead of having their regular meeting. J. Neale Carman, professor of Romance Languages, will read poems by Baudelaire. French Club To Hear Poetry Try Kansan Want Ads. Get Results. "Actually, my job was as a good will ambassador for the U. S. because I met many people who had never seen a North American before," she explained. Miss Grimsley's talk will be followed by a discussion period. Interested persons are invited to attend. Only five cities that had reached 100.000 population by 1920 ever suffered a decline in population. Pizza Delivered Call VI 3-9111 The Campus Hideaway 106 North Park St. On Campus with Max Shulman (Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek." etc.) MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING I have asked the makers of Philip Morris — an enterprising and aggressive group of men; yet at the same time warm and lovable; though not without acumen, perspicacity, and drive; which does not, however, mask their essential greatheartedness; a quality evident to all who have ever enjoyed the beneficence and gentleness of their wares; I refer, of course, to Philip Morris Cigarettes, a smoke fashioned with such loving care and tendered with such kind regard that these old eyes grow misty when I think upon it — I have asked, I say, the makers of Philip Morris — that aggregate of shrewd but kindly tobaccocons, that covey of enlightened Merry Andrews, that cluster of good souls bound together by the profit motive and an unflagging determination to provide all America with a cigarette forever gentle and eternally pleasing — I have asked, I say, the makers of Philip Morris whether I might use today's column to take up the controversial question: Should a coed share expenses on a date? "Yes," said the makers simply. We all embraced then and squeezed each other and exchanged brave smiles, and if our eyes were a trifle moist, who can blame us? Poseidon Nebenzahl, a student at Oklahoma A and M, majoring in hides and tallow, fell wildly in love with Mary Ellen Flange, a flax weevil major at the same school. His love, he had reason to believe from Mary Ellen's sidelong glances and maidenly blushes, was not entirely unrequited, and by and by he mustered To the topic then: Should a coed share expenses on a date? I think I can best answer the question by citing the following typical case: ... His Love was not entirely Unrequited up enough courage to ask her the all-important question: "Will you wear mv 4-H bin?" "Yes," she said simply. They embraced then and squeezed each other and exchanged brave smiles, and if their eyes were a trifle moist, who can blame them? For a time things went swimmingly. Then a cloud appeared. Mary Ellen, it seems, was a rich girl and accustomed to costly pleasures. Poseidon was bone-poor and he quickly ran out of money. Unable to take Mary Ellen to the posh places she fancied and too proud to tell her the reason, he turned surly and full of melancholy. Senseless, violent quarrels developed. Soon it appeared that the romance, so promising at the beginning, was headed for a breakup, but at the last moment, Poseidon managed to blurt out the truth. "Oh, beloved agrarian!" cried Mary Ellen, grappling him close. "Oh, proud husbandman! Oh, foolish reaper! Why have you not told me before? I have plenty of money, and I will contribute according to my ability." Poseidon, of course, protested, but she finally persuaded him of the wisdom of her course. From then on they split all expenses according to their incomes. Rather than embarrass Poseidon by handing him money in public, a joint bank account was set up to allow him to write checks. Into this account each week they faithfully deposited their respective allowances — 35 cents from Poseidon; $2300 from Mary Ellen. And it worked fine! Gone was all the arguing and bickering. They were happy — truly happy! And what's more, when they graduated they had a nice little nest egg — eight million dollars — with which to furnish a lovely apartment in Lubbock, Texas, where today they operate the local laundromat. So you see? You too can salvage your failing romance if you will only adopt a healthy, sensible attitude toward money. @Max Shulman, 1958 Lucre is no obstacle when it comes to Philip Morris. Popular prices still prevail for this, America's gentle cigarette, whose makers bring you this column every week.