Page 3 University Band, Orchestra Schedule 10 Concerts A spring activity of the 170 musicians of the University Band and Symphony Orchestra will be to play concerts at KU, in Kansas City, in Southeast Kansas, and in Oklahoma. The concert schedule: Russell L. Wiley, professor of band and orchestra and director of the groups, said the combined units will play 10 concerts in eight days during March. March 19, Chanute; March 20, Iola and Parsons; March 21, Neo- desha and Bartlesville, Okla.; March 22, Tonkawa, Okla., and Blackwell, Okla.; March 23, town not chosen; 3 p.m., March 25, formal spring concert of the University Symphony Orchestra in Hoch Auditorium. The combined band and orchestra will appear in Music Hall in Kansas City, Tuesday, March 27, to play a concert for music students of the greater Kansas City schools. The concerts are sponsored by KU alumni, civic groups, and school administrations of the various cities. Apparring as soloists will be Edward Masters, assistant professor of band and orchestra, trumpet; Paul Wallace, instructor of music education, trombone; Roy Johnson, assistant professor of piano, piano, and Don Farrar, Kansas City, Mo. sophomore, tenor. Another soloist will be selected later. The musicians will make the tour in five buses. Danforth Leaves $1,725,000 The will of the late William H. Danforth, who gave a bequest for the construction of Danforth Chapel, disclosed that he made a stock bequest valued at $1,725,000 to the Danforth Foundation. The will was filed yesterday in probate court in St. Louis. Danforth, board chairman of the Ralston Purina company, and his wife established the foundation in 1927 to aid college students particularly in their spiritual development. Mr. Danforth died Dec. 24. Irvin Youngberg, executive secretary of the University Endowment Association, said he did not know if the University would be included in the bequest. "I have no information on the matter, but I would guess we will not receive any of the money, because Danforth made a number of gifts to us when he was lived." Former Student Gets Award The Mademoiselle award of merit has been given to Dr. Doris Nadine Zeller, a graduate student in geology at the University from 1946 to 1948. She is one of 10 young women honored by the magazine for outstanding achievements in various fields. Dr. Zeller and her husband, Dr. Edward Zeller, now are special research consultants with the Brazilian government in its exploration for petroleum in the Amazon basin. Both received their Ph.D. degrees under M. L. Thompson, professor of geology and present chairman of the geology department. Engineering Senior Receives $600 Grant Joseph H. Hopkins, Lawrence senior, has been awarded a $600 scholarship, Dean T. DeWitt Carr of the School of Engineering and Architecture announced Friday. He is majoring in mechanical engineering and is a member of Pi Tau Sigma, honorary fraternity for mechanical engineers. He also is a member of Tau Beta Pi, national honorary engineering fraternity, American Society of Mechanical Engineers and the American Society of Tool Engineers. Chamber Music Tonight Journalism Group Initiates Thirteen The Albeneneri Trio and violist Paul Doktor will present a program of chamber music by Mozart at 8 p.m. today in Strong Auditorium. The program is one of the Chamber Music series sponsored by the School of Fine Arts. Twelve students and one professional journalist were initiated into Sigma Delta Chi, honorary journalism fraternity, Sunday. Initiated were John McMillion, Coffeyville senior; David Webb, Independence junior; Sam L. Jones, Lawrence senior; Jim Valentine, Vincennes, Ind. junior; Daryl Hall, Neodesha junior; John Stephens, Stafford junior; Don Landes, Kansas City, Kan. junior; Gerald Dawson, Goodland junior; Eliji Tomura, Shizuoka Ken, Japan graduate student; Kent Thomas, Ottawa junior; Louis Stroup, Topeka junior; Larry Stroup, Topeka junior, and the professional member, Charles Louis Stroup Water is so scarce on Mars that its white polar caps are thought by astronomers to be hoarfrost only a few inches thick, the National Geographic Society says. **Items for the Official Bulletin must be brought to the Public Relations office 222-A Strong, before 9:30 a.m. on the day of publication. Do not bring Bulletins other than by mail. Organizations should include name, place, date and time of function.** Official Bulletin Mathematics Club. 4 p.m., 203 Strong Business meeting Members please attend Todav Morning, prayer, 6:45 a.m. Danforth Chapel, Holy Communion, 7 a.m. Tuesday Morning meditations, 7:30-7:50 a.m. Danford Chapel. Everybody welcome. Wednesday Monday, Jan. 16, 1956. University Daily Kansan CCUN Steering Committee, 4 p.m., office, Union. Important. KU Dames bridge group, 7:30 p.m. Student, Union Thursday Poetry Hour, 4 p.m. Student Union Music Room. Folk songs. Delegates Report To Education Group Members of Pi Lambda Theta, honorary education fraternity, heard reports Thursday from delegates who attended a national council in Bloomington, Ind. Speaking about the national meeting were Cloy Hobson, professor of education; Jesse Milan, Lawrence Junior High School teacher, and Cloadoaldo Leocadio, graduate student from the Philippine Islands. Your fine clothes.. 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Don't you know what prodigies of skill and labor and organization and art and science go into the making of your campus newspaper? Come, I'll show you. I will take you to a typical office of a typical newspaper on a typical campus. The editor—let's call him D. Fermin Bohorquez, a typical enough name-calls his staff together first thing in the morning. "All right, you guys," he says, lighting a Philip Morris, which, naturally, is the favorite cigarette of newspapermen, and of anybody else who knows a hawk from a handsaw, "All right, you guys," says D. Fermin, "this here ain't no ladies whist society, this here is a newspaper. So get out there and get the news. Get it first, get it quick, get it right! Ed, you cover the ag campus. Phil, you cover the school of mines. Wally, you cover home ec. Sam, you cover buildings and grounds. Ethel, you cover the men's gym. . . . All right, get going!" ... Ethel, you cover the men's arms. With many a laugh and cheer, the reporters light up Philip Morrises, favorite cigarette of the young and agile, and dash away on their assignments. D. Fermin retires to his office to smoke a Philip Morris and write a fearless editorial scolding the university for not buying patches for the worn-out elbows of the chess team. On the rim of the copy desk three rewrite men—Tensing, Hillary, and Laverne—sit poised and expectant, waiting for the reporters to phone in their stories. They smoke Philip Morris, favorite cigarette of the poised and expectant. Tensing's phone rings first; it is Ed calling from the ag campus. "Stop the presses!" cries Ed. "Got a scoop! Hunrath T. Sigafos, professor of curds and whey, has just sold his article The Romance of Butterfat to the Drovers and Poulterers Monthly." On another phone Sam is calling from buildings and grounds. "Tear out the front page!" he cries. "Got an exclusive! Harold 'Pop' Wishnograd, superintendent of buildings and grounds, today announced the purchase of a new doormat for the vestibule of Burton Hall. The last doormat, it will be recalled, was eaten by a pledge named Norman Harringay for his Chi Psi initiation." Meanwhile, elsewhere in the city room, Ganglia Questover, vivacious and ubiquitous gossip columnist, sits smoking a Philip Morris, favorite cigarette of the vivacious and ubiquitous, and typing out her chatty, informative tidbits: "Maureen Valgerholtz, popular Theta, announced her engagement last night to Webster Scuff, Oliver Jenkins, Cosmo Erskine, and Walter Penn Dowdy. Wedding dates have been set for June 9, June 24, July 5, and July 18 respectively. Good luck, Maureen! . . Irving 'Behemoth' Anselm, popular fullback, blew out 120 feet of esophagus yesterday while inflating a football. Good luck, Irving 'Behemoth'! . . Robin Kroveney, popular Deke last year, this year popular pfe, in the U. S. Army, writes friends that he has been convicted of deserting his post and will be executed on April 28. Good luck, Robin!" And now, friends, we take our reluctant leave of the drama, the action, the tension, the glamor, the churning, the seething, the roiling, the sturm und drang of the wonderful world of journalism. Aloa, journalism, aloha! $ \textcircled{*} $Max Shulman, 1956 The makers of Philip Morris, who sponsor this column, have got some news for you too. It's today's new gentle Philip Morris in today's bright new package of red, white, and gold.