University Daily Kansan
Page 9
Thursday, Dec. 8, 1955
Better Watch Out!
Let These Hints Simplify Last-Minute Shopping
Only 14 more shopping days until Christmas—and they'll getcha if ya don't watch out!
You go downtown to buy some of the gifts for the persons on your list; you come home "beat." And you weren't even able to purchase what you wanted—for various reasons.
How To Attract Clerks
Here are some shopping hints which may make this tedious endeavor easier.
How to Attract Clerks
Clerks—how to attract their attention; be polite, but be prepared.
If a clerk doesn't notice you at first, don't stand there glowering and muttering. Remember the Christmas spirit, look pleasant, and relax. Then when, at last, the salesgirl says "Who's next, please?" pull out a horn, blast it in her car, and say softly, "Why, I am, honey."
Elevators—how they run: bluemoon schedule. Use the stairs.
Feet—comfort of: the late tap dancer Bojangles Robinson used to say that every night he filled a galvanized bucket with gin and soaked his aching feet in it for an hour before he went to bed. Next
morning, they never remembered what they did the day before.
Gifts: how to choose them: use a ouija board.
How To Spend Money
Money—how to spend it: the best method is the straightforward, honest one. Spend what cash you have, charge things to the store's limit, write a few checks, get a floor plan of the store; and use a burglar's Jimmy to let yourself in at night—start at the top floor and work your way down.
Original—how to be; this year, buy mustache cups for all the men on your list, and hand-cranked milk churns for the women.
Keep Smiling
Smiling—how to keep on; buy a ace. paint. Paint a grin on it.
once mask, Paint a grin on it.
And so, with these tips you should be able to continue and complete your Christmas shopping in fine style. But "pep up:" remember Christmas is only 14 days away and after you have opened all your beautiful gifts you can relax and think of Dec. 27, when you will once again fight the crowds when you exchange or return your presents!
SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH
What More Could Your Parents Ask For?
THERE'S. TIME TO HAVE YOUR PORTRAIT TAKEN BEFORE VACATION IF YOU PHONE VI 3-0330 FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT, NOW!
Hixon Studio
721 MASSACHUSETTS
Only 14 Shopping Days-
If the man who doses you with pills and cures your illies is on the Christmas list, why not give your doctor quarter-size black stone cuff links mounted with a sterling Caduceus, symbol of the medical profession? They are priced at $9.98.
Medical Cuff Links
All fathers seem to like barometers this year—so they would make a good gift. Primarily a decorative piece, they are designed to give short range weather predictions and to indicate changes in atmospheric pressure. The price ranges anywhere from $7.50 to $25, depending on the size and case.
Gifts For All Ages Suggested
Blackboard
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If you have a little brother, sister, nephew or niece whose artistic endeavors are usually on the walls, give a Crazy Cat blackboard. Shaped like a cat, the eraser is attached to its tail, and the chalk sticks form its whiskers. You'll find that all of junior's drawing skill will soon be transferred to this smiling cat-blackboard. It is $1.95.
Does Mother always call on Dad to open a jar? If so, she will appreciate a new opener which unscrews any jar up to four inches in diameter. Made of nickel plated steel, it is small enough to keep with the silverware, and sells for $1. It can also be used to open finger nail polish bottles.
Clothes Brushes
Jar Opener
"Pig Pen"
If you are always late answering letters because you can't remember where you put them after reading them, chances are that your girlfriends are the same. So, for those tardy correspondents we suggest a "pig pen" letter and pen holder. The pig is made of coiled aluminum and letters can be put between the coils. His coiled tail holds a ball point pen. In black, gold, and pink, the "pig pen" costs $1.50.
Barometers
Little-Girl Watch
For the newly-wed couple who delights in the "his" and "hers" labels—here's a new one: matching "his" and "hers" clothes brushes. Covered in fine cowhide, "his" is black with black bristles, "hers" is red with white bristles. They are $7.95 a pair.
Every little girl looks forward to having a "grown-up" watch, and here's one that's not too expensive. It has one jewel, is guaranteed for one year, and has a suede band that comes in red, green, orange and blue. It sells for about $11.
Hand Dipped Chocolates
Fresh Roasted Nuts
Home Made Candies
ALSO
Popcorn Balls
A Complete line of Stuffed Animals Dogs-Cats-Bears We Gift Wrap and Mail for You
We Gift Wrap and Mail for You
Candy Canes
Grill Rack. Basket
You need no longer wait for summer months and the outdoor barbecue oven to serve charcoal broiled steaks and hamburgers. With a folding steel grill rack which holds a 15" by 12" basket broiler, Dad can cook steaks in the living room fireplace, and any meal can be a picnic. The rack sells for $4.25, and the basket for $6.50.
Key, Chains
Key chains are handy little gadgets to have and make a good gift for almost anyone. They come in various designs, including (1) The face of clock. Gold filled, it can be inscribed with an important date, hour, or day. It sells for $10. (2) Sterling heart and key to show that your heart is "locked up." It is priced about $3.95. (3) St. Christopher medal for a safe journey. It sells for about $5.
After-Bathrobe
Here's the ideal gift for your college friends—both male and female—an after-bath robe made of thick, snow-white terry cloth with yards of comfortable fullness, a huge collar, and a tassel tie at the neck. Just put it on when you step out of the tub or shower, and you're dry and warm immediately. Made to fit any man or woman, it is priced at $6.95.
Caroling Lantern
If you plan to go caroling during the holidays, a carolling lamp is a must. Made of brass, it holds a big candle which will not blow out easily, and will make you welcome at any house. The lantern sells for $3.
MISS SANTA
won't be the only one wearing a new watch this Christmas . . . if he shops at Wolfson's. So send him to us, girls . . .
We have a complete selection of Bulova, Elgin and Croton watches, and many other fine gifts in the jewelry or luggage line . . .
So shop at Wolfson's where your ID card is your pass to credit.
743 Mass. Ph VI 3-4366
Walt Disney Figurines
Walt Disney who loves to be surrounded by figurines? The company which makes the famous Hummel figures has brought out a line of Walt Disney's characters. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are priced at $9, Bambi is $2.75, Pinocchio is $1.50, and Dumbo sells for $2.50. All would be at home in a college girl's room or a child's room.
Candies Cookies
If you are bringing out your "good jewelry for special holiday occasions, remember cigarette ashes will take the tarnish off.
If you have culinary inclination and want to "cook up" your own gifts, the Gourmet's Corner will run several recipes for Christmas candies and cookies before vacation. This is one gift you can give to anyone, and it will be appreciated!
Wonderful to Wear... Everywhere!
HAGGAR Imperial Flannels
Luxurious, all-wool flannels by America's leading trouser maker, none finer at any price. Tailored to perfection for lasting fine appearance. $10.95
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