Assistant Business Dean Is Homecoming Chairman
University Daily Kansan
The chairman of Homecoming Nov. 18 and 19 is an Iowa turned Jayhawker.
Jack Heysinger, assistant dean of the School of Business, holds a baccalaureate degree in economics and a doctor of law degree "with distinction" from the University of Iowa.
He joined the KU staff in 1949, after receipt of the second degree, as instructor in business law. In 1951 he became head of the business placement bureau, in 1952 assistant professor, and in 1953 was promoted to assistant dean.
Mr. Heysinger is a member of several School of Business and all-University committees and is director of KU's annual Tax Conference. He has published several articles in legal journals. This year he co-authored a study of the Bureau of Business Research on The Limited Partnership in Kansas, and wrote the uniform chapter and alumni by-laws of his professional business fraternity, Alpha Kappa Psi.
Monday, Nov. 7, 1955.
He is a member of the Iowa and Missouri Bar Associations, the American Association of University Professors, Delta Theta Phi professional legal fraternity, and is active in the Immanuel Lutheran Church.
After 44 months of active duty in the Army he now is a captain in the reserves. He was co-chairman of last year's Homecoming celebration.
Riding in seven hay-filled trucks, 180 members of the concert band and orchestra and their guests went to Al Green's farm northwest of Lawrence for a picnic Nov. 4. The musicians sang around a bonfire and then rode about town in the trucks.
180 Band Members Attend Picnic
Chaperones were Prof. Russell Wiley, director of band, Prof. and Mrs. Austin Ledwith, Prof. and Mrs. Karel Blaas, and Mr. and Mrs. Don Schied.
Michigan has 500 islands, most of them in Lakes Erie, St. Clair, Huron, Michigan and Superior.
Many lizards have tails that can be regrown if they are removed.
Official Bulletin
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Museum of Art record concert, noon,
4:30 p.m. Brahms; Brahms; "String
Music in C."
Today
Graduate Club, 7:30 p.m. Pine Room Student Union. Recital of American folk music presented by Roger Allen Brown Engineerettes, 8:00 p.m. Women's Lounge
Dance lessons, foreign students and
International Club, 7-9 p.m. Kansas Room.
Scout Hall, 251 N. E. 3rd St.
Tomorrow
Museum of Art record concert, noon
4 p.m. Main Gallery. Schubert "Im
Song"
Baptist Student Union 12:30-12:5.5 p.m. Dantfort Chapel, Devotions and
**SUA culture hour.** 4:15 p.m. Student Union, "Paradise Lost," read by Dr. Wor-
lson.
SUA craft shop lessons, 7-9 p.m., Student Union.
KU Selection of American Chemical Society, 7:30 p.m., 123 Malott Hall, Speaker: Harold Witeff. "The Chemistry of Phosphatids." Visitors invited.
Home Economics Club, 7 p.m., 110 Fraser. Flower arrangements.
KU Christian Fellowship, 7:30 p.m. 3. Strong. Speaker: Richard Burson.
Ateneo meeting, 7.30 p.m. Student
Union Ballroom annex room. Speakers:
Wesley C.
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Zoology Club, 7:30 p.m., 206 Snow Hall. Speaker: Dr. Henry S. Fitch. "Distribution of Animals on KU Natural History Reservation."
Prof. Domingo Ricart, Mary Fran Poe, Heiga Junge, and Wanda Sammons.
Museum of Art record concert, noon,
4 p.m. Main Gallery, Stravinsky;
Wednesday
CCUN Steering Committee, 4 p.m.
Student Union.
Westminster Foundation dessert, 7 p.m. Westminster House, Roger Hansen, superintendent Wasatch Academy, "The Mission of the Church."
Kansas program for foreign students,
7:30-8:15, Kansas Room, Watson Library.
KU Dames Bridge Club, 7:30 p.m.
Student Union.
SUA dance lessons, 7:30 p.m., 306 Student Union.
Thursday
Sigma Tau--Tau Beta Pi smoker, 7:30 o.m. Jayhawk Room.
Museum of Art record concert, noon,
4 p.m. Main Gallery, Gershoy. Kiwi
Poetry Hour, 4 p.m. Memorial Union
Santa Teresa Hall, Sara Teresa
Madera; Frank Nellik
Dale;
SUA poetry hour, 4 p.m., music and
browsing room. Student Union.
ASTE student chapter, 6:30 p.m., 300 Fowler, Speaker; R. F. Cell, "A Survey of Industrial Statistics." Free refreshments.
Christian Science Organization, 7 p.m.
Danforth Chapel. Students, faculty and
administrators.
Psychology Club, 7:30 p.m., 306 Student Union. Speaker: Dr. Barker; "The Children of Yorkshire, England and Kansas, U.S.A." Everyone welcome.
Chess Club—round robin tournament,
7:30 p.m. Student Union.
The best grass silage moisture range is 60 to 75 per cent.
The United States' annual hay crop totals about 110 million tons—equal to the nation's tonnage of steel.
On Campus with Max Shulman
(Author of "Barfoot Boy With Cheek," etc.)
SCHULTZ IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING
Beppo Schultz, boulevardier, raconteur, connoisseur, sportsman, bon vivant, hail fellow well met – in short, typical American college man – smokes today's new Philip Morris Cigarettes.
"Why do you smoke today's new Philip Morris Cigarettes, hey?" a friend recently asked Beppo Schultz.
"I smoke today's new Philip Morris Cigarettes," replied Beppo, looking up from his 2.9 litre L-head Hotchkiss drive double overhead camshaft British sports car, "because they are new."
"New?" said the friend. "What do you mean—new?"
"I mean modern-up-to-date-designed for today's easier, breezier living." said Benpo.
"Exactly." said Beppo.
"Like this 2.9 litre L-head Hotchkiss drive double overhead camshaft British sports car?" asked the friend.
"She's a beauty," said the friend, looking admiringly at the car. "How long have you had her?"
'It's a male, said BePFO.
"It's a male." said Benno.
"Have you done a lot of work on him?" asked the friend.
"Sorry," said the friend. "How long have you had him?"
"No," said Benno.
"Oh, have I not!" cried Beppo. "I have replaced the pushrods and rockers with a Rootes-type supercharger. I have replaced the torque with a synchromesh. I have replaced the tachometer with a double side draft carburetor."
"Gracious!" exclaimed the friend.
"I have replaced the hood with a bonnet," said Beppo.
"Land o' Goshen!" exclaimed the friend.
"I have replaced the gasoline with petrol," said Beppo.
"Crim-a-nentlies!" said the friend.
"And I have put gloves in the glove compartment," said Beppo.
My, you have been the busy one!" said the friend. "You must be exhausted."
"Maybe a trifle," said Beppo with a brave little smile.
"Do you know what I do when I'm tired?" asked the friend.
Phillip, Morris?" Benpo ventured.
"Oh. pshaw, you guessed!" said the friend, pouting.
"But it was easy!" cried Beppo, laughing silverly. "When the eyelids droop and the musculature sags and the psyche is depleted, what is more natural than to perk up with today's Philip Morris in the red, white and gold package?"
"A bright new smoke in a bright new pack!" proclaimed the friend, his young eyes glistening with tears.
"Changed to keep pace with today's changing world!" declared Beppo, whirling his arms in concentric circles. "A gentler, more relaxing cigarette for a sunnier age, an age of greater leisure and broader vistas and more beckoning horizons!"
Now, tired but happy, Beppo and his friend lit Philip Morrises and smoked for a time in deep, silent contentment. At length the friend spoke. "Yes, sir," he said, "he certainly is a beauty."
"You mean my 2.9 litre L-head Hotchkiss drive double overhead camshaft British sports car?" asked Bendo.
"Yes," said the friend. "How fast will he go?"
"Well, I don't rightly know," said Beppe. "I can't find the starter." ©Max Bluhman, 1955
The makers of Philip Morris, who bring you this column, assure you that whether you're in a sleek new sports car or the old family sedan, your best driving companion is new, gentle Philip Morris.