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Fatality Charts To Be Used By AFROTC For Comparisons
BATTLING LITTLE BIRD—In this section of the mural which extends the length of the serving counter in the Hawk's Nest, the spunky little Jayhawker dares the Iowa State Cyclone and Missouri Tiger to go one step farther. The mural was painted by Elizabeth and George Knotts, former students. It is in three pieces and shows animated versions of the Big Seven schools.
Two charts, one giving the total number of motor vehicle deaths in the state of Karsas and the other showing the number of world-wide aircraft fatalities, will be made by the freshmen Air Force ROTC cadets.
Plans for the charts were begun today in the freshmen classes, said Col. T. B. Summers, professor of air science and tactics. Col. Summers originated the idea this summer following the death of Richard Hazlett, KU student cadet from Cunningham, who was killed during summer camp when a T-33 jet trainer crashed at the Davis-Monthan Air Force base near Tucson, Ariz.
The charts will compare the number of deaths from both causes.
"I realize the number of deaths from aircraft all over the world will increase the number of fatalities from motor vehicles in Kansas, but I believe the results of the comparison should prove very interesting by the end of the school year." Col. Summers said.
The charts will be placed in the freshman class room and will be kept up daily by the cadets themselves, the colonel said. The comparison will begin with the first day of enrollment which was last Monday and continue through the last day of school in the Spring.
Attention, Job-Seekers
Students who have filled out applications for part-time employment through the KU Employment Office are urged to turn in their class schedules and telephone numbers at 222 Strong as soon as possible. Job possibilities will be lessened for students failing to do so, said Dennis Trueblood, director of aids and awards.
K-State Stages Art Show
MANHATTAN—(UP) The third annual regional art exhibits sponsored by Kansas State College will be hosted at five cities in October and November, it was announced today Carl Tjerandsen, art director, said exhibits would be held at Salina Oct. 11-18, Lyons Oct. 17-23, Winfield Oct. 18-25, Garden City Oct. 19-22 and Atchison Nov. 10-17.
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New student directories will be ready by the middle of October, Dean Matthews, engineering senior, and editor of the directory, said today.
Later this week temporary directories will be ready for houses and offices. Directories will be issued from the registrar's office.
Most of Minnesota's 14,800 Indians live in 13 reservations and communities in the northern part of the state. However, more and more young adults leave to find better jobs.
Library Given Rare Volumes
Two rare book acquisitions were added to the University Libraries this summer.
One is a virtually complete collection of the works of William Butler Yeats, Irish poet and dramatist of the 19th Century. This collection is one segment of the private library of a retired clerk of the Dublin post office, P. S. O'Hegarty, now past 90 years of age.
Approximately 2,000 pieces, with both books and manuscripts, are included.
included.
In addition to Yeats, Mr. O-
Hegarty acquired much of the work of Lady Augusta Gregory, Irish dramatist, who is given credit for revival of the Irish theater.
The second purchase is a private collection of Peter Murray Hill, an English bookseller who delivered the second annual KU lecture in books and bibliography last year.
The collection is devoted to two English 18th Century booksellers. John Dunton and Edmund Curill.
Both the O'Hegarty and Murray Hill collections will be available to researchers working in these areas of English literature.
KuKuClubToMeet 7:30p.m.Thursday
The annual Ku Ku rush smoker and organizational meeting will be held at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the Fine Room of the Student Union building.
boutines.
Don Smith, president, said the constitution of the pep group limits the group's membership to three men from each organized house and 25 independent members. Students interested in the organization are invited to attend the meeting. Refreshments will be served.
A meeting to organize the Froshawkes has been scheduled for 7:30 p.m. Wednesday in the Jayhawker Room of the Union. All freshmen men are invited to attend this.
You can buy him a new lamp ...but not new eyes!
Dim light, harsh glare, poorly directed light, are hard on your child's eyes, so give him proper lighting when he studies. To help you provide adequate study lighting The Kansas Power and Light Company has prepared a set of plans for an ideal study center, showing you how to construct a fold-away desk top that fits any table. The study center should contain a lamp of the proper height, a 150 watt bulb and a shade that
also emits light from the top to reduce contrast. For a detailed set of free plans on how you can easily construct this home study center, contact your local KPL office.
Monday, Sept. 19, 1955. University Daily Kansan
Monthly Draft Call Doubled
WASHINGTON—Pentagon officials today counted on a step-up in draft calls to spur enlistments in the new six-month training plan for predraft age youths.
The monthly draft call will double to 20,000 men in November when the Navy starts taking draftees for the first time since World War II.
world war II. Defense department officials admit that enlistments in the new six months training plan are "going slow." Under this plan, a key part of the new military reserve
program, 17 and 18-year-olds can volunteer for six months' active duty training, followed by 72 years in the ready reserve.
Meanwhile, a United Press survey of big industrial firms showed that the new military reserve program will not endanger the business careers of the nation's youths. Almost to a man, personnel directors of large corporations from New York to San Francisco told United Press interviewers they will be not "at all reluctant" to hire young men in the reserves.
ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL?
Pancho Sigafoos, pale and sensitive, first saw Willa Ludovic lithe as a hazel wand and fair as the morn, outside a class in money and banking. "Let us not hem and haw," said Pancho to Willa. "I adore you."
"Thanks, hey," said Willa, blushing prettily. "What position do you play?"
"Position ?"" said Pancho, looking at her askance. (The askance is a ligament just behind the ear.)
"On the football team," said Willa.
"On the football team, said Wha." "Football!" cried Pancho, his lip curling in horror. "Football is violence, and violence is the death of the mind. I am not a football player. I am a poet."
"So long, mac," said Willa.
"Wait!" cried Pancho, clutching her lissome young forearm. She placed her foot on his pelvis and wrenched herself free. "I only go with football players," she said and walked, shimming into the setting sun.
Pancho went to his room and lit a cigarette and pondered his vexing problem. What kind of cigarette did Pancho light? Why, Philip Morris, or corris!
Philip Morris, or corris.
Philip Morris is always welcome, but never more than when you are weary and sore beset. When a fellow needs a friend, when the heart is dull and the blood runs like sorghum, when darkness prevails, then, then above all, is the time for the mildness and gentleness that only Philip Morris can provide.
ness and gentleness that only him Pancho Sigafos, his broken psyche welded, his fevered brow cooled, his synapses restored after smoking a gentle Philip Morris, came swiftly to a decision. Though he was rather small for football (an even four feet) and somewhat overweight (370 pounds) he tried out for the team-and tried out with such pluck and perseverance that he made it.
Pancho's college opened the season against the Manhattan School of Mines. The Miners were always a mettlesome foe, but this year, strengthened by four exchange students from Gibraltar who had been suckled by she-apes, they were especially formidable. By the middle of the second quarter, the Miners had wrought such havoc upon Pancho's team that there was nobody left on the bench but Pancho. And when the quarterback was sent to the infirmary with his head driven into his ribcage, the coach had no choice but to put Pancho in.
coach had no choice but to put Pancho in.
Pancho's team-mates were not conspicuously cheered as the little fellow took his place in the huddle. "Gentlemen," said Pancho, "some of you may regard poetry as sissy stuff, but now in our most trying hour I can think of no words more apt than these lines from Milton's Paradise Lost: 'All is not lost; the unconquerable will and study of revenge, immortal hate, and courage never to submit or yield!'"
So stirred was Pancho's team by this fiery exhortation that they threw themselves into the fray with utter abandon.
As a consequence, the entire squad was hospitalized before the half. The college was forced to drop football. Willa Ludovic, not having any football players to choose from, took up with Pancho and soon discovered the beauty of his soul. Today they are seen everywhere together-dancing, holding hands, smoking, smooching.
Smoking what? Why, Philip Morris, of corris!
$ \textcircled{2} $Max Shulman, 1955
The makers of Philip Morris, who bring you this column each week, remind you that the perfect companion to watching a football game is today's gentle Philip Morris.