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Free Flu Shots Urged By Health Service
By LEE ANN URBAN
"If you want to fly home for Christmas, get a flu shot," is the current Watkins hospital slogan. $ \textcircled{*} $
Dr. Ralph Canuteson, director of the health service, yesterday urged that students take advantage of the free influenza shots before vacation
About 700 students and 300 faculty members of a total of approximately 7,500 entitled to the preventive shots have received them, he said. The hospital has been giving an average of 25 shots a day.
Although the hospital has not admitted an unusually large number of influenza cases this fall, the Public Health department predicts an epidemic this year. The department has found that the epidemics run in cycles.
Public health reports show that servicemen in Hawaii have been hit with a siege of influenza, and the Army and Navy have ordered all personnel vaccinated.
"The flu hits you like a ton of bricks," Dr. Canuteson said. He added that symptoms are a fever.
Official Bulletin
TODAY
Episcopal morning prayer, 6:45 a.m.
Holy Communion, 7 a.m. Danforth
*Museum of Art concert, noon and
night.*
**Suite:** Ceser Franke, Ch Deasseur Maudit.
**Suite:** Ceser Franke, Ch Deusement Maudit.
Phi Sigma, noon. 301 Snow show. KUWF, noon. School dept. KUFW. KUNF, seminar. 12 noon. Westminster house. Leader: Dr. George Arnakls. "Christianity and Commu-
binaire
German Christmas choir, 5 p.m. 306.
Fraser, singer in singing
Carols carols carolls
Kappa Beta Christmas party and dinner. 5:30 p.m. Merys hall.
Minnesota
Kappa Beta Christmas party and dinner.
50 p.m. Mvrs. hall.
Life membership in the State Historical society of Missouri has been granted Miss Frances Grinstead, associate professor of journalism, as the gift of a Texas newspaper publisher, David M. Warren of Panhandle, Tex.
AGI, 7 p.m. ppm, 305. Student Union.
ACU, 1 room, intensive meeting, 4 p.m.
MCCU, 1 room, intensive meeting, 4 p.m.
Alpha Rho Gamma business meeting
7:30 p.m. room 206-B. Memorial Union
Pre-Nursing, 7:30 p.m., dining room
Foster, Christmas party.
chills, aches, and sometimes a slight cough. Disability lasts from three to seven days.
Mr. Warren, like the five recipients of his gift to journalism teachers who have demonstrated their interest in historical writing, is a graduate of the University of Missouri School of Journalism.
Besides Miss Grinstead, those who received the life memberships were; Roscoe B. Ellard, Graduate School of Journalism, Columbia university; J. Edward Gerald, University of Minnesota School of Journalism; Donald D. Burchard, Texas A&M college, and John H. Casey, University of Oklahoma.
Friday
U. Dames, 7:30 p.m. Women's Club
lounge Museum of Art. Extra meeting
to Christmas party and gifts for
Christmas family.
TOMORROW
Episcopal morning prayer. 6:45 a.m.
Holy Communion, 7 a.m. Danforth
North St., Boston.
CUPS Academy
Saturday, p.m. Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity house
*Museum of Art*, noon and
pm. Marais: Suites for viela da Gamba
KUWF luncheon-seminar. 12 noon,
Westminster. 12 noon.
"Christianity and Communism."
The shots given at Watkins last for a year. If three-fours of the students receive the shots, an epidemic could be avoided. Dr. Ca-nuteson said.
El Ateneo, 4:30. Strong auditorium. El Programa. Que vengas todo. Tradicional de elección.
Baptist Student Union prayer and devotions. 12:30-13:00 p.m. Dandorff
Gift Granted To Professor
History Club, 7 p.m., Pine room, Memorial Union. Fred Warner Nitel: "Nite, the Kremlin and the West." Refreshments.
306. Member, Lubion Fellowship choir practice, 7.
Lubion fellowship, sryice, 8 p.m.
Epilepsic Inquirers Class, 7 p.m., room 206,
Memorial Union.
international Club. 7:30 p.m.
Memorial Union, Lakeside, FL
union on American life family.
Le Certec Francais, 8 p.m., English room, Memorial Union. Programme de
livre.
Law Wises Bridge club 7:30 p.m., at home of Ms. Dean Burkhead, 1139 Tenn. Arnold Air Society, 7 p.m., room 107, Mt. Sinai Science building
THURSDAY
Organ Christmas chants, 4 p.m. 306
Flower. Everyone choirs invited.
Choirs invited.
Five similar awards had previously been made to members of the University of Missouri journalism faculty.
SDF worship, 7 p.m., Myers hall
chapel
Der Deutsche Verein. 5 p.m. 502
Fraser Kaffeestoff und Lieder Alle
Kaufstelle
**CHU**
*Christian Fellowship, 7:30 p.m.*
*room 205, Memorial Museum, Speaker*
*Room 206, Kansas City*.
ROTC Groups to Get Awards From UVO
Rev Jack    30, jackwk room, Memorial
Upton, Forum, speaker, refreshments.
Upton, Forum, speaker, refreshments.
YM-YWCA International Committee's Symposium on Academic Life in Nordic Countries of Europe. 8 p.m., ballroom bounce, Memorial Union
Awards for the outstanding ROTC groups and individuals are being planned by the University Veterans organization.
EXPERT WATCH REPAIR
Cups will be awarded to the best drill and rifle teams, and to the outstanding cadet of each service. UVO members will judge the drill teams, and each service will sponsor their top cadet.
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Tuesday, December 7, 1954 University Daily Kansan
Rabbi to Speak at KU Tomorrow
Rabbis Abraham Karp, rabbi of Congregation Beth Shalom in Kansas City, Mo., will visit the campus tomorrow in connection with the tercentary celebration of the arrival of the first Jews in America. Rabbi Karp will speak at 4 p.m. tomorrow in the Kansas room on his collection of books, now exhibited in the main hall of Watson library, and on books of American Jewish interest in general. He is a graduate of the Jewish Theological seminary of New York.
IFPC Names Vice President
James G. Schultz, college freshman, was elected vice president of the Inter-Fraternity Pledge council at a meeting last night. Schultz replaces John Knightly, college freshman, who resigned.
In the last decade, fire has killed more than 100,000 persons and burned or disfigured many hundreds of thousands more.
On Campus with Max Shulman
(Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," etc.)
DECEMBER AND MAY: ACT II
Synopsis of Act I: A middle-aged English Professor named Phipps has fallen desperately in love with a rosey-kneed coed named McFetridge. Phipps doesn't know how to go about courting Miss McFetridge, for, after all, he is a professor in the autumn of his life, and she is a coed with rosy knees. Professor Twonkey, who shares an office with Phipps, proposes the following plan: Phipps will ask Miss McFetridge to come to his office for a conference late in the afternoon. He will be urbane and charming and make frightfully witty remarks about English lit, and Miss McFetridge will laugh and laugh. After an hour of this high-type hilarity, Phipps will look at his watch, exclaim at the lateness of the hour, and insist on driving Miss McFetridge home. On the way home, he will pass a theatre that shows French movies. They'll see the movie, then have an exquisite French dinner, and Miss McFetridge will be so enchanted that she cannot but yield to his suit.
So at the beginning of Act II, we find Phipps in his office awaiting the arrival of the poor young innocent. His hair is brushed; his nails are clean; he has new leather patches on his elbows. There is a knock on the door. He opens it and admits a gorgeous creature with blue eyes and pink kneecaps.
Puiers: Ah, Miss McFetridge. Come in, my dear. Won't you sit down? Cigarette?
PHIPPS: I do indeed.
Miss McF: Hey prof, would you mind opening a fresh pack?
MISS MCF: Ooh, Philip Morris! I think they're marvy, don't you?
PHIPS: I do indeed.
MCCA HAY, pnk; wc
PHILOPS: But I just opened this one a little while ago. It's perfectly fresh
Miss McF: I know, prof, but I like to hear the snap when the pack opens.
PHIPPS: Verv well, my dear.
**HIPPS:** Very well, my dear.
(He opens a fresh snap-open pack of Philip Morris. Miss McFetridge claps her hands delightedly when she hears the snan.)
Miss McF: Hey, that fractures me! Man, I flip when I hear that crazy snap! Do another one.
PHIPPS: All right.
PHIPPS: All right.
(He snaps open another pack of Philip Morris)
Miss McF: (Estatically) Isn't that the living, breathing end? Do two at once.
, if you insist . . .
PHIPPS: Well, if you insist . . .
(He does two at once)
Miss McF: More! More!
PHIPPS: I'm afraid that's all I have.
Miss McF: Oh . . . Well, what's up, prof? What did you want to see me about?
PHIFFS: Oh, nothing in particular. Just wanted to have a little chat, find out how you're enjoying the Shakespeare lectures.
Miss McF: I don't know, prof. By me Shakespeare is strictly a square.
PHIPPS: Indeed? Well, I must say I find your attitude refreshing. One is so inclined toward slavish admiration when it comes to the Bard. People forget that in many quarters Shakespeare is regarded quite critically. Take, for example, the opinion of Shaw.
Miss McF: Artie?
PHIPPS: George Bernard...You know, of course, his famous words,
Miss McF: I sure don't. dad.
PHIPPS: Shaw said he would like to dig up Shakespeare and throw stones at him.
Miss McF: Did he dig him?
MISS MIC: Did he dig him.
BRUNES: I don't. I can't be so
Miss McF; I don't dig him either.
PHIPPS: (Looking at watch) Good heavens, I had no idea it was so late. Come, my dear, I'll drive you home.
Miss McF: No, thanks. I always walk home. It's good for the circulation in your legs. I got the best circulation in my legs of the whole soho nonre class. Ever notice how rosy my knees are?
PHIPPS: As a matter of fact, yes . . . Look, you sure you don't want a ride home? There's an excellent French movie on the way.
Miss McF: Not me, dad. I hate French pictures. The sub-titles always disappear before I can read 'em. But if you want to go to the movies, there's a new Tony Curtis picture downtown—a real gut-buster. Tony plays this beggar, see, but he's really a prince only he doesn't know it on account of his sneaky uncle who switched babies when Tony got born. Then Tony finds this magic灯, see, and he gets into the palace where he meets this crazy girl, only she's engaged to the fake prince, but then they have this mad sword fight, and Tony licks about a million guys, and then he finds out he's the prince and it's real crazy. Wanna go? I've only seen it three or four times.
PHIPPS: As a matter of fact, I just remembered a previous engagement. Sorry.
Miss McF: That's all right. Thanks for the Philip Morris. 'Bye.
(Exit Miss McFetridge. For a moment Phipps sits in stunned silence, mapping his brow. Then a smile appears on his face. He is a happy man again—out of love. Contentedly he lights up a Philip Morris.)
$ \textcircled{c} $Max Shulman, 1954
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