—Kansan photo by Harold Tretbar
Cairo—(U.P.)—Students in the neighboring Sudan staged a wild demonstration today in protest over the ouster of Maj. Gen. Mohammed Naguib as president of Egypt.
Sudan Students Stage Riot Over Fired Egyptian Leader
The demonstration took place in Khartoum only a few hours before the Sudanese Parliament opened its new session.
Sudanese police had to use tear' gas to disperse the mob which screamed "long live Naguib."
Egypt's ruling revolutionary council fired Nagibun Sunday after he had been linked to an abortive assassination attempt against Premier Gamal Abdel Nasser.
The student demonstration in Khartoum was the first outward protest against the removal of the Egyptian president.
But political leaders in the Sudan also voiced disapproval in a more orderly manner to Egypt's quick action in sacking Naguib.
Khidr Hamad, secretary general of the National Union party, which favors some sort of union of the Sudan and Egypt, said the firing of Naguib was "a hasty decision."
Abdallah Khalil, secretary of the Umma party, which favors independence for the Sudan, called the dismissal of Naguib an "unsuccessful act," as Naguib always has been ideal and worked for democracy."
"His removal means the Nasser government tended toward dictatorial practices." Khalil said. "The Sudanese could take a lesson from this Egyptian action."
Naguib was told he was free to leave the country whenever he desired. He was last reported under house arrest in a sumptuous house which had been seized by the government from the wife of former Premier Mustafa Mahas.
An official government spokesman said last night, however, that Naguib had been "so unscrumpulous" as to support a subversive conspiracy to assassinate Nasser.
All-Student Council Senate vacancy will be filled by a non-partisan woman in the Graduate School. Any Graduate woman student may apply for this position by submitting a petition signed by not less than 25 students in his or her name to Kennedy, 945 Emery Dr., or Ron Denchfield, 838 Louisiana, as soon as possible.
Official Bulletin
TODAY
Phi Chi Theta, 3 p.m., Memorial
Union. Speaker: John Ise.
Student-Faculty coffee, 4 p.m. Brows-
Inside Union Speaker
Arvid Schleinger
Museum of Art concert noon and 4
afternoon at Carrier Quarter No. 3, Op 22
and Baviel; Quartet I
Phi Delta Kappa initiation, 5:30 p.m.
Pine room, Memorial Union; Dinner,
6 p.m. Kansas room, Memorial Union.
Speaker; speaker: "How Culture
Came to Kansas."
Pi Lambda Theta infiltration; 5:15 p.m.
4:15 p.m. English room, Memorial Hall
A. G.I., 7 p.m. room 305. Memorial Union
Industrial Designer's Student Associa
bion, 7:30 p.m. Quonset hut behine
shaw, 10:30 a.m.
ANSE, 7 p.m. Lodge, Military Science building. Fred N. Stephens, speaker. The Role of the Engineer in the Development of an Indent Student Research. The interested invited.
AWS Sophomore counselors, 7:15 p.m.
room 306, Memorial Union.
YWCA Comparative religions meeting,
7:30 p.m., Henley house. Speaker: Wm.
Bryant, "Congregationalism." Public invi-
ted.
Alpha Phi Omega, 7:30 p.m., Orea room. Memorial Union.
Pre-Nursing club, 7:30 p.m., Frase
110. Speaker; Capt. Haves.
Engineerettes, 8 p.m., Jayhawk room,
Memorial Union. Speaker: Mrs. John
Hall
Topeka Canterbarian dinner. 5:30
Ored room, Memorial Union.
TOMORROW
The match was held in the Military Science building rifle range and the KU military took the first four places scoring 1,837 points to the Texans 1,780.
A combination Navy and Air Force rifle team scored 57 points over the visiting Texas Tech ROTC varsity last Friday.
KU ROTC Rifle Team Defeats Texas Tech
Charles Hedrick. AFROTC junior, took top honors with a high score of 379.
CCUN executive meeting, 4 p.m., Memorial Union.
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 1954 University Daily Kansan
Newman Club Choir, 7 p.m., church;
Executives, 7 p.m., Castle.
Museum of Art Concert, noon and 4
pm. folk music of Yunoslavia.
Episcopal Inquirers Class, 7 p.m.
Room 306. Memorial Union.
Phi Mu Alpha, 7 p.m. Room 32. Strong.
Ratification of constitution. Bring dues.
Liahona Fellowship, Choir, 7 p.m.
Fellowship.
Westminster Celtic Cross Dessert Meeting, 7:15 p.m., Westminster House. Maurice Hamm: The Technical Missionary.
YMCA All-member meeting. 7:30 p.m.
Jayhawk room, Memorial Union.
National Assembly discussion and election of delegates.
Cerule Franceis, 7:30 p.m. Spooner-
Ther museum. Speaker, Mr. Maser.
Reservations must be made by 5 p.m.
Wed., at YMCA or Graduate Office for
Culture Club, dance and dance, Friday,
6:30 p.m. Daylight room. Memorial
Union, Price $1.40.
Lecture, 4 p.m., Fraser theater. Prof. John Hankey (chief academic Scholar in Europe) Collage slides.
THURSDAY
La Turtita, 4:20 p.m., 113 Strong. Mr.
Ibart; Bulldressing
WAA, 4 p.m. Robinson gymnasium.
3 ringed doors ($1.00).
Der Deutsche Verein, 5 p. p.m., 502 Fraser,
Austrian program. Speaker and
teacher.
Memorial Union.
Psychology club, 7:30 p.m.. English
YMCA International Committee's symposium on Africa, 7:30 p.m., room 306, Memorial Union. Speaker and films. Everyone invited.
YWCA all-membership meeting, 7 p.m.
Memorial Union.
KnKus, 7.30 p.m. Pine room, Me-
terial Hall, Migration plns.
Chemistry club, 8 p.m., 233 Malot, Dr. Bachkierhain. Chemical Chemistry
books payable.
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5:30 Jazz Concert
5:45 Cameron Reports Sports
5:55 News
6:00 Candlelight Concert
7:00 Symphony Hall
7:30 Jazz Story
7:55 News
8:00 FM Concert
9:00 A Little Night Music
9:55 News
10:00 A Little Night Music
6:30 Daily Kansan Headlines
6:35 Blue Barron
6:45 Oh! So Good
7:00 Bookstore Hour
8:00 University Theater Concert
8:30 Crossroads
8:45 News, weather
9:00 Career Hour
9:30 Top Seven Show
9:55 News
On Campus with Max Shulman
(Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," etc.)
Ned Futty, on the other hand, was a man who could take intelligence or leave it alone. What he loved and admired above all things was girls. "What I love and admire above all things is girls," is the way he put it.
THE INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT OF NED FUTTY
Chloe McColgate was a beautiful coed who majored in psych and worked in the I.Q. testing department of the university. She did not work there because she needed money; she worked there because she loved and admired intelligence above all things. "I love and admire intelligence above all things," is the way she succinctly put it.
When he saw her again the next day, he could no longer contain himself. He run up and blocked her way. "Excuse me," he said, tugging his forelock, "I am Ned Futty and I love you beyond the saying of it. Will you be mine?"
the way he put it.
One day Ned saw Chloe walking by on the campus. "Holy Toledo!" he exclaimed. "How sweetly flows that liquefaction of her clothes!" The following day he saw her walking past again. "Great balls of fire!" he exclaimed. "Next, when I cast mine eyes and see that brave vibration each way free. O, how that glittering taketh me!"
She looked at his quarter-inch haircut, his black rimmed glasses, his two-day beard, his gamy T-shirt, his tattered jeans, his decomposing tennis shoes. "You are not unattractive," she admitted, "but for me beauty is not enough. Intelligence is what I require in a man."
"I'm smart as a whip" said Ned with a modest blush. "Back home everybody always said, 'You got to get up pretty early in the morning to get ahead of old Ned Futty.'"
"Maybe ao," said Chloe, "but if you don't mind, I'd like to make sure. Will you come into the I.Q. testing department with me?" "With you I would go into a malted milk machine," cried Ned Futty and laughed and smote his thigh and bit Chloe's nape in an excess of passion and high spirits. Scampering goatlike, he followed her into the I.Q. testing department.
First I will test your vocabulary, said Olceo.
"Shoot!" said Ned gaily and licked her palm.
"How about ineffable?"
"What does justposition mean?"
"First I will test your vocabulary," said Chloe.
Shoot! said Need galry and licked
"What does instantaneity mean?"
"Beats me," he confessed cheerily.
"Never heard of it," smiled Ned, plunging his face into her clavicle.
"Furtive?"
"With fur on?" said Ned doubtfully.
"A genius," he assured her.
Chloe sighed. "How are you on arithmetic?" she asked.
"What's the difference between a numerator and a denominator?"
"My feeling exactly!" said Ned with an approving nod. "What's the difference?"
How do you
"How should I know?" replied Ned, giggling. "I'm no square."
"Forever," said Ned. "Who can save anything on $50 a month?"
"How do you find a secure root?"
"If a man earns fifty dollars a month," said Chloe, "and saves 12% of his earnings, how long would it take him to save $100?"
"I speak it fluently," said Ned with quiet pride.
"Wreet," replied Ned, clutching Chloe to him and dancing 32 bars of the Maxixe.
"Next I will test you for manual dexterity," said Chloe. She handed him a board punched full of oddly shaped holes and a collection of oddly shaped pegs, "Fit the pegs in the holes," she instructed him.
"Maye later," said Chloe. "First the pegs."
He fumbled about for a longish interval. Finally he tired of it and reached for Chloe.
But she fended him off. "Ned Futty," she said, "you are dumb. You have the highest dumbness score of anybody I have ever tested. Consequently I cannot be your girl, for I love and admire intelligence above all things."
He hurled himself on the floor and clasped her about the knees.
"But I love you!" he cried in anguish. "Do not send me from you, or
you will make my world a sunless place — full of dim and fearful
shames!"
"I am sorry," she answered, "but you are too dumb."
"Reconsider, madam," he begged, "else a miasm looms before me." "Go," she said coldly.
Spent and speechless, he struggled to his feet. With leaden steps he made his painful way to the door. There he stopped and lit a cigarette. Then he opened the door and started away to his gray and grisly future.
"Stav!" called Chloe.
He turned.
"Was that," she asked, "a Philip Morris you just lit?"
"Yes." he said.
"Then come to me and be my love!" cried Chloe joyously. "For you are not dumb! You are smart! Anybody is smart to smoke Philip Morris with its fine vintage tobacco, its cool relaxing mildness, its superior taste, its snap-open pack. Ned, lover, give me a cigarette and marry me!"
And they smoked happily ever after. $ \textcircled{c} $Max Shulman,1954
This column is brought to you by the makers of PHILIP MORRIS who think you would enjoy their cigarette.