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WELCOME STUDENTS and public to the College Inn Cafe, under new management spec. a few months ago, packed food, cate, catering, Vera and Cass, Open 6:30 a.m. to mighit. 8-11 a.m.
JAYHAWKERS: Give yourself a pleasant surprise and visit your 'Jayhawk' pet shop. We have everything in the pet shop, including a one-stop pet shop has everything for fur, fins, and feathers. Grant's Pet and Gift Shop, 1218 Conn. Phone 418. tf
PHOTOGRAPHED CHRISTMAS CARDS.
I am going to make Christmas cards,
I will make your family in live action at your home,
I will avoid late running, if
Call Steve Carter 874.
EXPERIENCED TYPIST will do all kinds of typing at home. Standard rates. Accurate and fast service. Come to 1616 Vermont, or phone 2373R. tt
CABINET - MAKER AND Refinshir:
Antique pieces, Bar-top finish on table tops. High class work guaranteed. E. E. Higginbottom, Res. and Shop, 623 Ala.
BEVERAGES, ice cold, all kinds, by the six-pack or case. Crushed ice and picnic supplies. For parties or picnics for American Service Company, 616 VL. tt
STUDYING late tonight? Retrieve yourself with fountain beverages and sand-wiches--for pickup. Alamo Cafe. Phone 960.1109 Mass. $$$$
RIDERS WANTED: Driving to Whitnae every Friday afternoon and returning Sunday evening. Phone Jim Sellers, 3101J evenings.
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LOST AND FOUND
WINE-COLORED SHEAFER PEN lost somewhere between the Alpha Chi Omega house and second floor of Fraser. If found call Angie Butler, 3437. 11-5
LOST: Lady's Bulova wrist watch, Oct.
    please notify Maxine Pike
    phone 860. 321-4955
TRANSPORTATION
GAMMA PHI BETA and DELTA UPSILON LPINS lost in or around Bobinsburg Monday evening. Oct. 26, Call KU Reward during day, or 301 at 8 p.m. 11-3
ASK US about airplane rates, sky coach, family days, round trip reductions, express fees, airfare or pleasure trip call Miss Rose Glesman at the First National Bank for information or itineraries and reservations. 8th and Mass. sts. Pho'tu
MISCELLANEOUS
TOM MAUPIN TRAVEL SERVICE. Make your Thanksgiving and Christmas airline reservations to be sure you have confirms, accommodations, meals, and Family-Fare rates. Fly Kansas City to New York for only $38.50 plus tax. Fly Kansas City to Los Angeles for only $59.00 plus tax. Fly Kansas City to stewardship service. NOW for Europe from TOM MAUPIN TRAVEL SERVICE, 1015 Mass. Phone 3661. (Successors to Downs Travel Service). 11-3
KOREAN VETERANS: There will be meeting at 5 p.m. Nov. 4th, in Jayhawel room #1208. The team is to get officers and make plans for future parties, intramural teams, etc. Bring all ideas and the roof of eligibility for admission. BE THERE! **11**<sup>-a</sup>
FOR SALE
KAY STRING BASS for sale. Good bridge. Done Heflett, 111 West 11th, Bridge.
19247 BUICK SUPER convertible. Very
2311M or see at 1812 Vermont. 11-6
1950 2-DOOR Plymouth. 24,000 actual miles. Excellent condition; radio, heater, and other extras. Phone 2771M or see at 1812 Vermont. 11-6
A Nudist Blackmailer?
Blaworthy, England —(U,P)—Police warned members of a nudist colony today to beware of blackmailers. Intruders broke into the organization's clubhouse and stole a batch of pictures of the members in their birthday suits.
Strange, What?
Odd Poems Members of
Quill club members have some odd-ball stuff pass through their hands during the judging sessions on the student entries in the club's fall and spring literary contests. But one group of poems had them stumped last week.
By JERRY KNUDSON
They were reading and discussing the fall contest's output at the apartment of Walter J. Meserve, assistant professor of English and the club's adviser, when they happened upon these three poems:
DUELLO
Now in its fractured form
This partial proposition
(Verse or reverse of norm)
Makes of my supposition
No handful of the pain
Sense cannot stay or quit.
Have at you once again!
You whom my heart shall split.
Sense! What incense of rage,
Enough for Act of Passion
To some effect of age,
Tell me in loving fashion.
Oh, little girl, whose smile awakes
My penchant for a man's mistakes
God grant you keep all unassailed
PRAYER
What pleasure makes, Now that I've failed.
SORITES
Please, oh my love, for fear,
Don't dislocate our hearts;
Make of this sophist year
the syllogistic parts.
Mistake upon default
Of enthymene thought
Giving organic salt
This sentiment has bought.
A logical device. Prize! for it may suffice.
"I've read them and reread them and still don't know what they mean." Dr. Meserve said.
Screwy? Most members thought so, too.
"I think someone's pulling our leg." Well, I don't think 'Frayer' is so bad."
"But he does know how to use words . . ."
"...or a dictionary."
The poems were shortly discarded, and forgotten until the envelopes identifying the pen names were opened later. No identifying name appeared in the envelope for Edwin M. Frank, pseudonym for the author of the poems—just these six words:
Legal Gets Caught by Law
Since then club members have
Pittsburgh —(U,P)— Legal Smith discovered it was not legal to beat his wife. A magistrate gave him a stern lecture and placed him on probation after hearing his wife's complaint.
learned the "poems" were written by George Herman, instructor of English, who beamed when told they had received no serious consideration as prize-winners.
"just testing your judgment," he smiled.
United Nations - (U.P.)-The United Nations General Assembly's Steering committee cancelled presentation of its report today on United States charges that North Korean and Chinese Communists maltreated nearly 30,000 war prisoners by "beatings, cold-blooded murder, mutilation and torture."
Atrocity Report To UN Delayed
The committee voted 12-2 yesterday to recommend inclusion of U.S. charges on the Assembly's agenda. Russia and Poland cast the two dissenting votes.
The Steering committee's report, listed as the No. 1 item for the Assembly's morning session, was cancelled to give delegates time to prepare for discussion of the charges.
The United States charges that 6,113 Americans were victims of atrocities committed by the Communists against almost 30,000 United Nations soldiers.
The report will probably be taken up at a session next week.
Two KU professors will participate Thursday in the college department program of the Kansas State Teachers association meeting in Topeka.
Profs. to Participate In Teachers' Meeting
They are Marston McCluggage, chairman of the human relations department, and Kenneth Anderson, dean of the School of Education.
Tuesday, Nov. 3, 1953
Medical School Gets Alumnae Bequest
The mechanical engineering seniors holding offices of the chapter for the fall 1953 semester are: William Funkhouser, president; Robert Denny, treasurer; Barton Hoglund, recording secretary; and Kenneth May, corresponding secretary. The chapter advisor is A. W. Gibson, engineering instructor.
The purpose of the convention is to correlate the aims and objectives of the undergraduate chapters and to help them with their various problems. The resolutions committee of the convention will be headed by Kansas Psi's delegate, Robert Thomas.
PTS Unit PicksDelegate
At a recent meeting of Pi Tau Sigma, national honorary mechanical engineering fraternity, Robert Thomas, engineering senior, was elected delegate to attend the annual national convention at the University of Michigan on Nov. 5-7
A bequest of $9,140 has been lef the University by Miss Celia Pennington of Altamont, who died in September, 1952.
Miss Pennington, a KU graduate of 1898, taught in Lawrence after graduation and then taught for 34 years in the Labette County Community High school in Altamont.
Miss Pennington's will specified that the money be used for medical research at the KU Medical center in Kansas City.
The world's largest coal mine-U.S. Steel's Robena Mine in Greei County, Pa.-last year produced 3,332,872 tons of bituminous coal from the 8-foot thick Pittsburgh seam.
NOW! Ends Wednesday There Never Was A Girl Quite Like . . . VICKI!
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Upstream to Have Wallace Article
An article on "American Capital Abroad," by Henry Wallace, former vice president of the United States, is featured in the fall issue of Upstream, magazine of humanities and politics.
The magazine will go on sale Wednesday at the Information booth and the Hawk's Nest. Thursday and Friday it will be sold at the Hawk's Nest and Fraser theater.
Really. Not One of Those
Other articles include an essay on the poetry of e. e. cummings by Dr. L. R. Lind, professor of Latin and Greek; an article on movie censorship by Jerry Knudson, journalism senior, and a review by Franklin Nelick, assistant professor of English, of a book written by a former University instructor, Mrs. Dorothy Van Ghent.
Eastbourne, England-(UP)—A grammar school headmaster asked parents today to help him "discourage sartorial eccentricities" among schoolboys. He said he needed outside help in keeping the boys in proper costume and from trimming their hair in that coiffure known, I believe, to the trade as the crew cut."
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