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The University World
Fall '69
REVERSIBLE CLASSIC — Mister Guy's classic Gentry coat in a fantastic selection of tweeds, plaids and herringbones reversing to a British Tan Raincoat. Two coats for the price of one.
SUEDE WITH SHAPE — A Mister Guy import. Rugged suede cloth in the season's newest shaped double-breasted styling. A great style buy at a bargain price.
THE TRAFALGAR — A contemporary Trench Coat with shaped double breasted styling. A bright look for any rainy day in a great new British Tan that goes with everything.
MAKING THE ROUNDS
If you have trouble going to sleep at night and can't get any sheep to count, stray dogs work just as well.
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You never realize how much a person's voice can change until your wife stops yelling at you and answers the phone.
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Judge: "Did you sell your vote?"
Farmer: "No sir, I voted for that fella 'cause I like him."
 Judge: "I have evidence that he gave you $5 for your vote."
 Farmer: "Well, it plain common sense that when a fella gives you five dollars, you like him."
"So Johnny's in college. What's he going to be?"
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"Only the Lord knows, but we're hoping he'll be a sophomore."
60-year old widow: "Why won't you marry me?"
you marry me?"
70-year old widower: "Mother and father are against it—Mother Nature and Father Time."
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--of the turn-about is the fact that when Mister Guy introduced the English model here several years ago, he imported just four patterns. This year they are showing 15 models.
"Does your husband have ulcers?"
"No, but he's a carrier."
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An old timer from Kentucky drank two quarts of high-proof bourbon every day of his adult life and lived to be 90. At his cremation it took three days to put out the fire.
If there's one thing that upsets a woman it is having people drop in when the house looks the way it always does.
--of the turn-about is the fact that when Mister Guy introduced the English model here several years ago, he imported just four patterns. This year they are showing 15 models.
Show girl: "Shakespeare says that all the world loves a lover."
Bunny: "I don't care what Shakespeare said, my husband hates mine."
There's a new margarine on the market named "Rumor" because it sures both so quickly and easily.
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--of the turn-about is the fact that when Mister Guy introduced the English model here several years ago, he imported just four patterns. This year they are showing 15 models.
The bulls and the bears aren't nearly as responsible for stock market disasters as the bum steers.
--of the turn-about is the fact that when Mister Guy introduced the English model here several years ago, he imported just four patterns. This year they are showing 15 models.
A truck full of cotton collided with a truck loaded with chickens and it took two hours for the cotton-picking chicken pluckers and the chicken-picking cotton pluckers to clean up the mess.
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"I just got back from vacation. I guess I gained a little in the interim."
"You're not kidding. You gained
the outer in the outer, too."
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Reversibles A Man's Coat For All Seasons
The thing about toreadors that infuriates bulls more than anything else is their stretch pants.
Mister Guy has the coats that the college man can adapt to the changeable seasons and occasions. Not only a reasonable buy, but these versatile coats meet the college man's demand for comfort and practicality. And not a minor consideration, the closet isn't cluttered with a rain coat, a topper and an overcoat. Proof of the acceptance
Mister Guy features three basic styles: two are slightly shorter models, one with an English shawl collar. The other with a classic bal collar that can be worn either up or down. The third is a tailored classic coat. Worn with the wool side out, campus correct for casual or semi-dress occasions.
All three styles are stocked at Mister Guy in a variety of fabrics including suede cloth, window pane plaids, herringbones, tattersalls and solids.
The Bold, Rugged Look
In addition to the reversibles, the bold, rugged look is really evident in the great variety of styles and fabrics being shown at Mister Guy this fall. Bush Coats, Norfolk Jackets, Trench Coats, Suede and Leather, Plaids, Herringbones, Tweeds and many others make this the most exciting outwear collection in memory.
BELTED BUSH COAT — Rainproofed poplin completely Borg lined for warmth and comfort. A rugged looking, easy-to-care-for coat that will make those long campus walks a real pleasure.
ENGLISH IMPORT - Shawl collar heeksuede reversing to wool plaid. A great look made even more exciting with the addition of a matching wool plaid slack. Wear it as a contrast or a country suit look.
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