1. 2. 3. C C C C A B D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Page 5 University Daily Kansan Joe College Picks School Over Job By JERRY RENNER I didn't spend the summer vacationing in Europe, visiting Canada, or buying silver trinkets in Mexico. I was scared to leave the house, even to go to work, for fear I'd fail to intercept the mail man with that ghostly letter to my family from the registrar. Receiving residence scholarships to Watkins hall are: Wilma Ludwig, Topeka; Ruth Porter, Mayetta; Mary Sandra Rhodes, Little River; Florence Thomas, Perry; Dorris Toland, Mount Ayr, Ia., and Barbara Tweet, Kansas City, Kan. What could I say? I was trapped. "Yes. Dad. I have." One day in August, Dad said, "Son, have you begun looking for a job?" The city had an opening for a man-in the street and alley department and he thought I should take it. The award of scholarships to three men and 14 women has been announced by Miss Martha Peterson, dean of women and chairman of the undergraduate aids and awards committee. The first day at work the boss pointed to me and said, "Help To Miller hall: Freida Easter, Abilene. Ten women were named to residence hall scholarships. Savings produced by the cooperative share the work and expenses operation of these halls make each scholarship worth about $300. The other four women and three men receive cash scholarships in varying amounts up to $160, the total of all first year fees for a new student. 17 Students Get Scholarships To Sellards hall: Virginia Biggart, Topeka; Darlene Rogge, Russell Springs; Sally Pat Miller; bethel. Recipients of Donnelly scholarships are Donald Johnston, Pittsburg; and Zora Belle Robertson, Trenton, Mo. Keith Carter of Jennings will receive a Josephine Fuller scholarship. A Girls' Honor award will be held by Norma Reimer, Albert, Kan. An award from the Dr. G. R. Duer fund will be given Edwin Pevton, Topeka. The Mortar Board scholarship for a prospective teacher goes to Wilma Morton, Ellinwood. An Elizabeth M. Watkins award will go to Lou Ann Smee, Kansas City, Kan. those men unloud 800 sacks of cement off that railcar." I couldn't make him realize my unlimited intellectual potentialities. I nowhere—except to pick up a sack of Portland cement weighing at least 2,000 pounds and carry it up to the truck and drop it. 1. sir? 12 But I'm a college man! It's such a waste of talent." "Gently now, don't break the sack." What indignities these arms, which only a few weeks before had held Kappas and Corbinites, were being subjected to! "Yes. sir." "Hey, Joe College, can't you stack those sacks neatly?" the boss would bellow as he sat on his—bench. (Notely! Isn't it enough to get the cursed things moved?) The next two weeks somebody told me to widen streets so I axed trees, bushes, hedges—and co-workers. Said the boss, "I want you to do a job that takes a lot of responsibility and has to be done right." Every morning I'd wake up and say, "Those NROTC men are in Paris today." I could see lovely Parisian girls tripping down the Champs Elysées. Then I'd cry out in agonized pain. "I can't dig a sewer ditch today. I can't, I can't!" One day a painter fell off a viaduct and I found myself dangling over the railroad tracks by a loose "safety" belt 100 feet in the air painting the outside railing. But the boss said he wanted to talk to me. I knew some intolerant crank had complained because I dropped my full paint bucket in his convertible. But it wasn't that. "What is it, boss? Do you want me to do a feature story a day on you, or write a novel on the night club life of a street and alley worker, or tell the word how we spray the city dump?" I told them, "This is not making full use of my talent either." One K-State "student" offered to cut the rope one day. I and a senior for York college, who also remained to be "discovered," began to put little white blocks down main street. For weeks! For months! For years! We laid white blocks down main street, then yellow ones for parking, then white lanes across the highway. We didn't work fast, but we did a quality job. Everybody in town said we'd never get through in time to go back to school. But we had no contract to finish the job. One day I found an autumn leaf in the street and I knew September had come. I heard the distant song of sirens, felt my muscles tighten to climb the hill, saw skirts and tight sweaters, and smelled the sweet provocative perfumes of college girls. I enrolled and am looking forward to a wonderful year. I'm taking biology, again; repeating speech; re-enrolling in Western Civ and tried for that new course called "How to Study and Like It." . . . Then, too, I thought I might drop over to North College in the evenings. The following program will be played on the carillon by Ronald M. Barnes instructor in music history, from 3 until 3:45 p.m. Sunday: "Fugue" for carillon ... G. Nees "The Kerry Dance" ... Moley from "Peer虫" from "Peer虫" Carillon Program "Boss, I quit." KU Entomologists Address Societies "Anitra's dance" from 'Peer Gynt Suite' E. Grieg Two University entomologists presented research findings to national professional societies this month. 1. **Bok Songs of the British Isles:** ... Wales "The Ash Grove" 2. **Bok Songs of the British Isles:** ... England "When Them Art Nigh" ... Ireland "The Bluebells of Scotland" ... "Arabesque and Dialogue" for carillon Monetti Classical Symphonies; "The Bluebells of Scotland" Scotland "Arabeshe and Dialogue" for 1 "Symphony No. 94" J. Haydon 2 "Crimson and the Blue." W. A. Mozart 3 "Crimson and the Blue." carillon G. C. Meniotti Minuets from Classical Symphonies; Thursday, Sept. 18, 1952 Dr. Alexander C. Mitchell of the University Health service staff Tuesday was appointed officially as physician for Kansas athletic teams by Chancellor Franklin D. Murphy. Harold A. Dundee, a doctoral candidate in zoology, has received a $400 research grant from the national chapter of Sigma Xi, honorary scientific research society. Dr. Charles D. Michener, chairman of the department, was invited to address the annual Conference on Science, Philosophy and Religion meeting in New York Sept. 2-5. He spoke on "Problems in the Development of Social Behavior and Communication Among Insects." Mitchell graduated from KU with a B.S. in civil engineering in 1940. He served five years with an anti-aircraft detachment during World War II. He was graduated with honors from the KU Medical school in 1950 and completed his internship at St. Louis City hospital in 1951. Dr. Mitchell To Team Job Dr. Mitchell succeeds Dr. Maurice Gross who was forced to give up the job because of ill health. Mitchell has been serving the Jayhawk football squad since practice opened Aug. 30. Dundee Awarded Research Grant Dundee, also is an assistant instructor in zoology. "We regret losing Dr. Gross on this job." Murphy said, "but we feel fortunate in obtaining the services of Dr. Mitchell." The grant is to assist his study of the growth processes of the salamanders of the Ozark plateau. He did field work in Missouri and Arkansas this summer. Salamanders are harmless, lizard-like creatures whose insignificant appearance belies their scientific importance to zoologists. Unlike a lizard the salamander has a soft, moist skin and no scales. Robert R. Sokal, a research associate, was on the program of the Society for the Study of Evolution meeting at Cornell university, Ithaca, N.Y., Sept. 8-10. His paper was titled "Geographic Variation of Character Correlations of Aphids." KU to Honor Parents Oct.4 Dec. 26, Saturday, Christmas recess begins at noon. work break Fathers and mothers of new students, will be honored at a Parents day Saturday Oct. 4. Printed invitations, in folder form, containing a letter from Chancellor Franklin D. Murphy and a program for the day are being sent to the parents of freshmen and transfer students. The highlight of the program is the KU-Colorado game. Parents will be allowed to sit with their sons and daughters in the student section. Tickets will be reduced from the regular $3.50 to $2 for the occasion. animalizations then Spring Semester, 1953 (90 days) cess begins in Jan. 5, Monday, Classwork re- Parents day will begin at 9:30 a.m. with registration at various points on the campus and open house will be held in all departments. Parents may purchase tickets at registration desks in the Union building, at the information booth on Jayhawk boulevard, in the Museum of Art, at Strong hall, at North College and at the east side of the stadium. All schools, departments and divisions of the University will hold open house from 9:30 until noon. From 10 a.m. until noon an informal reception in the Museum of Art will be held. The chancellor, deans of men and women and members of the All Student Council will be in the reception line. Jan. 22, Thursday, Semester examinations begin. Jan. 29, Thursday, Semester examinations end. Revised Calendar Provides 2-Week Christmas Vacation Students living in organized houses will be luncheon hosts to their parents at their houses. Other students will entertain their parents at the new cafeteria in the Union building. During the halftime period at the game, Prof. Russell L. Wiley will direct the KU band in a special program honoring the parents. The revised school year calendar approved by the University Senate provides for a full two-week Christmas vacation this year. originally approved in April 1951. Reason for the revision was that a clerical error had set the opening date for fall classwork at Sept. 25. The revised copy schedules opening day for Sept. 18. It was drawn up by the calendar committee, of which James K. Hitt, registrar, is chairman. recess began dec 10, Monday, Classwork be- come dec 18 am. The revised and approved calendar; Fall Semester, 1952 (92 days) Today, Registration and enrollment department Nov 25, Tuesday, Thanksgiving trains begins at 6 p.m. Thursday, Classwork begins in all departments. har: Fall Semester, 1952 (92 days) . Wednesday Registration and enrolment end. Feb. 2, Monday, Orientation period begins; registration and enrollment begin. Feb. 4. Wednesday, Registration and enrollment end. April 13, Monday, Classwork re- courses at 8 a.m. Feb. 5, Thursday, Classwork begins in all departments. April 4, Saturday, Spring vacation begins at noon. May 28, Thursday, Semester examinations begin. June 4, Thursday, Semester examinations end. June 7, Sunday, Baccalaureate. June 8 Monday Commencement. 8-week Summer Session, 1953 June 11, Thursday, Orientation period begins. June 12, Friday, Registration and enrollment begin. June 13, Saturday, Registration and enrollment end. June 15, Monday, Classwork begins in all departments. gins in all departments, July 4, Saturday, Holiday. Aug. 8, Saturday, Summer session ends at 6 p.m.-final examinations will be held in the last regular class period of each course. WELCOME JAYHAWKERS You Can Make 1952-53 An All Victorious School Year For You If You Do Your Banking "Nearest The Hill" Where-EVERY BANKING SERVICE IS AVAILABLE INCLUDING THE FAMOUS "CHECK-MASTER" SYSTEM WHICH DOES AWAY WITH MONTHLY SERVICE CHARGE. Where—EVERY DEPOSITOR RECEIVES PERSONALIZED CHECKS. Where--YOU CAN BANK BY MAIL OR USE THE METHOD MOST CONVENIENT TO YOU. 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