Page 5 Thursday, March 13, 1952 University Daily Kausan 'Why I Am A Bachelor' Wins Applause On Opening Night "Why I Am A Bachelor," a comedy by Conrad Seiler, stole the spotlight in the lab theater's presentation of three plays Wednesday. The plays will be given again today. Seiler's play sparkles with mirth. It is in the form of a lecture by a man telling the audience why he is a bachelor. The other two characters in the play, Henrietta and Algernon, illustrate what he is talking about. Robert Ziesenis, college senior, plays the lecturer whose under- standing of marriage's afflictions placed the first nighters in a humo- mous mood. Shirley Strain, college junior, plays Henrietta and Mark Gilman, college sophomore, plays Algernon. They effectively portray the contrast in a couple before and after marriage. The receptive audience gave the cast three curtain calls. Frank LaBan, college junior, initiated the audience's humorous mood with his playing of Mr. Redding in "Half an Hour," the lab theater's moving presentation. though he played a minor character, LaBan's comical expressions tended to take the first nighters' minds off the play's plot. Marjorie Englund, college freshman, plays the wife, Lady Lillian. Her expressions and voice quality are good, but she failed to clearly portray Lady Lillian's character. "Half an Hour" is the story of a woman's unsuccessful efforts to leave her husband for another man and of her return with the husband none the wiser. James Wallace, fine arts freshman, plays the husband, Richard Garson. He handles the role of the confident, wealthy Garson well. Especially outstanding in this production was Maree Ball, education junior, who plays Susie, a housekeeper for Lady Lillian's lover, Hugh Paton, played by Bill Dickinson. Other members of the cast are Robert Londerholm, college junior; Patricia Blanks, education junior, and Monte Gass, college sophomore. Londerholm as the doctor who knows of Lady Lillian's relation to Paton was impressive. "If You Can't Eat Fish Without Tenderloin," is the story of a man's revenge on the person who stole his wife. The avenger never appears in the play. The setting is in a cheap highway restaurant and involves a conversation between a gabby restaurant owner and a graff truck driver. The avenger—the unseen third character—is the motivating element of the play. Comments about him and to him make up the brunt of the dramatic sketch. Jack Hastings, college junior, plays the owner and Van Gillespie, business senior, the truck driver. Both did a commendable job. "Half an Hour," by Jay M. Barrie, is directed by Kay Peters, fine arts senior; "If You Can't Eat Fish Without Tenderloin," by E. P. Conkle, is directed by Freida Sahm, education senior, and "Why I Am a Bachelor" is directed by LaBan. Eugene Walling, college junior, is in charge of the lighting, and Joan Ketterman, education junior, is in Kcharge of makeup and prompting. Toll For Skunks—Scent Jamestown, R.I.—(U.P.)—T h is island community of 1,700 is being invaded by a small army of skunks that come across the toll bridge from Saundersetton, paying only a scent Toll collectors say the smelly additions to the town's population sneak over at night when they can't be seen. YOUR EYES should be examined today. Call for appointment. Any lens or prescription duplicated. Lawrence Optical Co. Phone 425 1025 Mass. KOOLMOTOR THE "HEART-CUT" OIL Is More Than Just a Lubricant! It Cleans Your Engine Too! Drive In Today For A AND A "TROJANIZE" LUBRICATION! By Men With "Know How". Koolmotor Oil Change CITIES FRITZ CO. SERVICE 8th and N.H. Phone 4 Downtown—Near Everything Public Relations Directors To Meet Students are urged to attend the industrial management institute for public relations directors which will be held Friday and Saturday at the University. George Hammond, executive vicepresident of the Carl Byoir and Associates, a nationally known firm of public relations counselors, will be The meeting is being sponsored by the University Extension and the William Allen White School of Journalism and Public Information. About 60 representatives are expected to attend the institute. New Job For Police the principal speaker Friday afternoon. Friday evening a panel will discuss "Public Relations in Operation," with Dean Frank T. Stockton of University Extension, presiding Participating in the technique sessions will be: Publications: Harry Blair, General Motors corporation; Jack Mitchell, Boeing Airplane company; Miss Mary Turkington, Kansas Motor Carriers association; Merritt Whitmer, Swift and company, E. A. 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