THE KANSAN. The official paper of the University of Kansas. Published every Thursday morning and Saturday night of the school year, by the Kansas University Weekly Publishing Association. Office in Fraser Hall, room 16a. Down Town office, $93 Massachusetts St. Editor in Chief, J. W. Kayser. Business Manager Managing Editor Earl Campbell. R. L. Douglas. Asst' Business Manager C. L. Van Fleet. Members of the Board Frank H. Blackmar H. W. Davis Howard Farnsworth Herbert P. Green Wallace F. Hovey Frank L. Guy. Wess M. Arnold W. G. McCarty Alma Manley Subscription price, One Dollar per year, strictly in advance. All subscription money due at the end of the year and all advertising accounts not paid will be subject to sight draft. Advertising rates: 25 cents per inch per insertion; locals 5 cents per line. Address all business communications to Earl Campbell, 304 W. Adams. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress March 3, 1879. Every Kansas University student and professor, who can possibly do so, should be in Convention hall at Kansas City next Friday night. This will make the fifth time that we have run, jumped, and hurdled with the Missourians. In three of these contests we have been beaten so badly that we were simply outclassed, but last year we took a remarkable advance and were beaten by only five points. If we increase in like proportion this year, and those who are wise say we bid fair to, we will win our first Track meet with M. S. U. on next Friday night. "The idea is" to be on hand when the event takes place. At the last board meeting of the KANSAN it was unanimously voted that any member of the staff who absented himself from two consecutive board meetings without good excuse that such absents would count the same as a week of non-work. That is if a man tailed to attend two consecutive meetings and did not hand in any stuff for a week his name would be dropped from the staff. This was done because a creditable paper cannot be issued unless the workers can be seen at least once a week. The time of meeting has been so arranged that no one can have a good excuse for non-attendance. The resignition of U. S. G. Plank as manager of athletics is a blow to those interests in the University of Kansas. For two years he has held a most trying position. He has not pleased all but he has come as near to doing it as that power is given to the ordinary mortal. Any differences he may have had with the Athletic Board, have been differences only of opinion and judgment. No one but regards him as scrupulously honest and his bitterest enemy never dared assail his veracity and integrity. Who his successor will be or where he will come from, no one seems to know. But whoever he may be, athletic work cannot start off as nicely next year as i we had the old manager back. It will take a year, anyway, for the new man to become acquainted with the ins and outs and the tact and diplomacy necessary to fill a position which makes a man a buffet between a board on one hand and the general student body on the other. GLEANED. A Student To His Allowance. Ah Check, unkind reminder Of the sums I know I owe The times I might be having If you didn't have to go, To satisfy the clamor, Of a most unruly band! Each creditor, life saver, Holds out a greedy hand. I wonder as I feel you How much money I will get When I've met that hungry rabble, When I've settled every debt, I fear 't will be but little, Then let me write home fyr more, It's no wonder, is it, paper. That my governor gets sore? Chicago Maroon. A certain senior has shown unmistakable signs lately of becoming a part of the "permanent student body." The Baker students who be spattered the Ottawa basket ball player with eggs, were expelled last week on two counts; indignity offered and the extravagance of using eggs. "Shanty" will have Saturday evening dances during Leat at Pythian hall, beginning March 14 All kinds of paper cut to any size at Boyles' 639 Mass., St. Our Caramel nut and Naple nut Sundaes are leaders. Try them at Wiedemann's. Frank H. Monnett, of Cleveland, Ohio, will address the students in chapel next Friday morning, at least we are so advised at present. Monnet was the man who first clinched with the Standard Oil Company. It put him out of the ring for a while but he has come out West to help Kansas give the Octopus its body blow. Entire Store full to Overflowing with the Newest in Clothing. Hats, Furnishings and Shoes. Prices Will Sure Be Attractive to You. Ober's NEWS FROM OTHER UNIVERSITIES. YOU KNOW THE PLACE. The non-fraternity men at the University of Nebraska have an organization known as the "Associated Barbs." Cornell's co-operative store which was started with a capital of $800, is now worth $1,400, after paying its members the $2 membership fee and a dividend. W. H. Schutt, one of the Rhodes scholars from Cornell University, won the three-mile race over one of England's noted distance men, in a recent field meet at Oxford University. His time was 15 minutes, 4 1-5 seconds. His nearest competitor was but five feet behind at the finish. At the University of Michigan a head-shearing war between the sophomores and the freshmen was on last week. Fifty-eight wigs were clipped altogether, of which fifty were freshmen and eight were sophomores. A stabbing affray occurred as a result of one encounter, which caused Pres. Angell to threaten with expulsion anyone caught molesting the locks of another. President Harper of the University of Chicago, in his annual report, advocates the abolition of Thanksgiving football games He says: "The abolition of Thanksgiving football games on western colleges is recommended. It is with reluctance and regret that Thanksgiving as a day for home turning and family reunions is being destroyed, and especially the attitude taken toward the matter by the colleges in destroying these characteristics. It is recommended that the last football game be held on Saturday preceding Thanksgiving, as at eastern colleges." Jacob H. Schiff has presented to Columbia University $100,000 for a chair of social work. Dean Harry Pratt Judson probably will become acting president of the University of Chicago when Dr. Harper goes south. It is an interesting fact that out of the forty-six college football captains chosen since the last season closed, in the east and middle west, twenty-three are line men and twenty-three are backs. Only one center and four guards have been elected. The tackles number ten, the quarterbacks five and the halfbacks and fullbacks eight.—The Pacific Wave. "Shanty's" good old Saturday night dances. Pythian hall. Henry Kohman, '08, was sent to the Hospital Sunday with Typhoid fever. A Fairy Sandwich with an upper and lower crust of indescribable delicacy, separated with a layer of pure ice cream. Try them at Wiedemann's. On Monday morning in chapel there were thirty-two people in the gallery that did nor rise during the singing. Of these twenty-four by actual count are known to have been upper classmen so a Freshman says. WANTED:—10 men in each state to travel, tack signs and distribute sample and circulars of our goods. Salary $75.00 per month. $3.00 per day for expenses. KUHLMAN CO., Dept., S., Atlas Building, Chicago. 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