PAGE SIX UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1951 Along the JAYHAWKER trail Us hillbillies were so far up in the Rockies during summer vacation they had to pipe air to us—so we're not opening our yaps about K.U.'s chances in the Big Seven—yet . . . All we know about our team is what we read in an occasional paper—Colorado papers. The papers didn't exactly sing the praises of Jayhawk gridders. Jack Carberry, a familiar scribe in Rocky Mountain sports circles—hung a "darkhorse" tag around Colorado's outfit. He wasn't refuting any comments seen in other papers and magazines placing K.U.—generally—fourth in the line of Big Seven powers. How nice can they be? What do they do, believe everything coaches tell 'em? But we'll go along with 'em, in our own way. Let's skip over to baseball lingo a minute. According to all the "wheels" in the sports racket, Oklahoma is at bat, Nebraska is on deck, and Colorado is in the hole. 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Despite the poor jokes about "salaries," there is a payment they receive for the sweat and blood they fertilize the field with each night. It is a non-negotiable instrument termed a cheer. We pay 'em off. Me and You. Once a week. Let's make our '51 team the highest paid in the school's history. What cha say? Allen Says K-State Can Use Ex-Cadets Five West Pointers who have enrolled at Kansas State college "should be allowed to participate fully in all sports," Dr. F. C. Allen, Jayhawk basketball coach, said recently. But other officials at K.U. had "no comment." One of the West Pointers, Gilbert M. Reich, Steelton, Pa., has enrolled at Kansas. Allen blamed certain alumni for some of the ills of intercollegiate athletics. He said a national commissioner of athletics "could do a lot to remove that part of the alumni influence that is evil." Major League Standings W. L. Pct. G.B. New York 88 53 .624 ... Cleveland 90 55 .621 ... Boston 85 55 .607 **24** Chicago 76 67 .531 13 Detroit 67 77 .465 22³ Philadelphia 64 81 .441 26 Washington 56 85 .397 32 St. Louis 44 97 .312 44 American League W. L. L. Pet. G.B. Brooklyn 90 50 .643 New York 88 57 .607 4⁄₄ St. Louis 75 67 .528 16 Boston 73 70 .510 18¹⁴ Philadelphia 68 75 .476 23¹⁴ Cincinnati 62 83 .428 30 Pittsburgh 59 86 .407 33 Chicago 58 85 .407 34 Midland's Football To Hold Surprises National League Kansas City, Mo.-(U.P.)-The real tests will come later, but until they arrive, close to two-dozen football games on this week's slate for teams in the Midlands promised to show some coaches any number of things about their 1951 prospects. Five Big Seven teams will start, beginning what should prove an exciting and possibly erratic season, what with freshmen again eligible for varsity play. There was wailing on the plains of Nebraska, whose Huskers won't open the season until Sept. 29. It originated with a shoulder separation for Bobby Reynolds, Husker halfback who is one of college football's real dazzlers. All seven of the Missouri Valley conference entries will play Saturday. Drake, already a 19 to 7 winner over Abelian Christian, will turn halfback Johnny Bright loose against Denver at Denver. Oklahoma A&M. is booked against Arkansas at Stillwater, Okla.; Bradley will be host to Tampa at Peoria, Ill.; Detroit will entertain Toledo; and Houston; new to valley play this year, will go against Baylor at Houston. Only Oklahoma A.&M, will play in daylight. The rest of the valley teams are booked for arc appearance. Other games: College of Emporia vs. Warrensburg, Missouri Valley vs. Kirksville, and Kansas Wesleyan vs. Southwestern, all Friday. Polish Your GERMAN! Brush up on your FRENCH! Ask for TUTORING! English speaking European Graduate Student will assist you with these languages. The separation promises to sepal- paration from competition for at least 5 months. Kansas University is match against Texas Christian at Fort Worth under he lights Saturday. Jayhawk who has Sikes said flatly: "We can't ready." Colorado's Buffaloes will play at home, also, meeting Colorado A. & M. at Boulder. Oklahoma will sit this one out, waiting for Sept. 29 and a meeting at Norman with William & Mary. Nebraska's opener will watch T.C.U. at Lincoln, one week from Saturday. For Missouri, the opening foe is Fordham at Columbia. Kansas State's Wildcats will be host to Cincinnati, and Iowa State will play at home against Wayne University of Detroit. Saturday — Maryville vs. Fort Hays; Rolla vs. Murray, Ky.; Northeastern Oklahoma of Tahlequah vs. Springfield, Mo.; Emporia vs. Gustavus Adolphus at St. Peter, Minn.; Olathe Naval Air station vs. Kansas State Teachers at Pittsburg, and Washburn vs. Colorado State at Greely. ZOLTAN DIOS Phone 1705 912 Ala. Welcome Jayhawkers... NEW AND OLD—WE ARE GLAD TO WELCOME YOU TO THE CAMPUS. 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