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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1951
Test Your Kissing Ability Today, Saturday At Exhibit
Hey—Bud! Com'ere! Let me give you a hot tip on how to find out whether or not the women go for your kisses.—No, you don't have to ask them, this is purely a scientific method . . . Listen . . .
There's a bunch of engineers down at the west end of the campus and they're having some kind of blow-out where they show off their talent. Well—they got this one gimmick they call a Nuclear Transmutational Osculometer—No, it isn't dangerous. —For us less educated guys it's called a Kiss-o-meter. You'll find it on the dope sheet they give you when you go in the door.
Yeah, well this gimmick'll give you the straight stuff, whether you've got it or whether you ain't. That goes for the babe you've got with you also—Now you're getting wise. It classifies you and the doll accordin' to the way you respond to one another's kisses. On the level, Mac, it tells you and the little lady whether you're experts, lovers, neckers, buddies, or just plain lousy.
What happens if you don't do so good? Well, Mac, that's up to you—but if you hit the expert mark, the gadget goes hog wild. Bells ring. Lights blink on and off, and flags
wave while the machine plays "Stars and Stripes Forever." The gadget enjoys a good kiss as much as you do.
Here's how it works. You and the doll hold an electrode in each hand. Then you go into a clinch. When your lips meet, it completes the circuit and a small amount of electricity passes through your body and registers on the face of the Kiss-o-meter. Better have the doll remove her lipstick before you try your luck. Lipstick acts as an insulator and cuts down your rating.
And listen, Mac, If you do O.K. on this try maybe you'll want to get in on the contest they're having from 7 to 9 tonight. Yeah, the engineers are offering a prize to the couple who records the best buss. —A loving cup, I guess—I thought you might be interested. — That's right, it's down at the west end of the campus in Marvin hall. You might have to wait in line. . Well, so long, Mac.
Official Bulletin
April 20
Episcopal Students club, 5 p.m. Sunday, Trinity church. Supper at 5:30.
Chess club, 7 p.m. Tuesday, April 24, Memorial Union. Rapid Transit tournament schedule.
Inter-Dorm Council, 5 p.m. Monday, April 23, 222 Strong. Very important.
I.S.A. Council, 7:15 p.m., Monday,
Pine room, Union. Elections committee announcements.
Independents, Relays parade float building, 7 tonight, Battenfeld parking lot. Refreshments.
Art and staging personnel, 2 p.m. Sunday, chorus and cast, College Daze, 2 p.m. Sunday, Hoch auditorium.
Lutheran Student Association, 6 p.m. Sunday, Trinity Lutheran church. Cost supper and discussion on Lutheran Unity.
Mathematics colloquium, 5 p.m.
Monday, 203 Strong. Prof. W. R.
Scott, "Pointwise Convergence." Mr.
Arthur H. Krusse, "Irreducible Polynomials."
Parking Committee office has been changed from 200 Old Fowler shops
to Center door, first floor, Robinson gym.
Men interested in working at Y.M.
C.A. camp in Ozarks this summer
meet for interview with Jim Tompkins, KC "Y" officer, 9:30-11:30 a.m.
Tuesday, YMCA office. For additional information call Charles Shrewsbury, 3410.
Sociology Instructor To Talk Over KLWN
Mrs. Louise R. Cochran, instructor in sociology and assistant director of Western Civilization, will speak on "Sociology as an Aspect of General Education" at 9:45 a.m. Sunday, over radio station KLWN.
Mrs. Cochran will be the seventh speaker in the series, Sociology on the Air, presented every week over KLWN.
Bacteriology Club Elects Officers
Keith Long, College senior, was elected president of the Bacteriology club Wednesday. Bill Hausler, was elected vice president, Jacqueline Crews, secretary, and Robert Bell, treasurer.
Student Court Hears13 Cases
The student court found five students guilty, dismissed eight cases, and placed 30 cases for continuance in its session Thursday night. All cases heard were for parking violations.
Those found guilty on one count only were Thomas K. Foster, education senior; Clifford R. Holland, Jr., and Fernando Torres, College seniors; and Addal Al Khodadad, College sophomore. Guilty on two counts was Jack Jaffe, graduate student.
Students whose cases were dismissed were Kernie W. Binyon, College junior; Jack Jaffe, graduate; Abdal Al Khodadad, College sophmore; Leslie J. Rose, engineering sophomore; William E. Stanfill, College sophome; Clare A. Stewart, Jr., graduate; John S. Welsh, College sophome; and Allane West, education junior.
Students who did not appear will have their cases continued for the next session during the first week of May.
Richard Brock, chief justice, said there were no defaults and all cases would be continued at the next session because of a mixup on mailing cards to defendants. Students appeared by mistake at the School of Law moot court instead of the student court.
This was the first session of the spring semester.
KABIE Teachers' Tour Announced
Plans for the 1951 KABIE TOUR—the Kansas Agriculture-BusinessIndustry-Education Tour—were announced today by the Kansas State Chamber of Commerce.
The tour, which will take approximately 70 Kansas teachers on a 2300 mile inspection trip of the state, will begin at Wichita on June 11 and will disband there on June 23. During the two weeks, the touring teachers will visit some of the points of economic and cultural interest in more than 35 cities in the state.
College credit for participation in the tour is available thru a cooperative arrangement with Kansas State Teachers College at Emporia; Kansas State Teachers College at Pittsburg; Fort Hays Kansas State College at Hays; and the University of Wichita.
John B. Heffelfinger, superintendent of schools at Newton and author of a widely used Kansas geography, will serve as instructor for the credit participants.
Gregor Piatigorsky, world renowned cellist, will present a recital at 8:20 p.m. Monday, April 23, in Hoch auditorium. The program will be the fifth in the University Concert series.
Students will be admitted by their LD, cards.
Cellist To Play Monday Night
Pliatigorsky has been a concert performer since the age of 8. He is now continuing concert tours after spending a year in study and writing a novel.
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