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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1951
Life Czn Be Embzrrzssing For US Mzrines
With The Marines, Korea. (U.P.)—Our hero today is S/Sgt. Mike$^6$
E. Shutkof, of Evonap, Pa., a nine-smoking marine corps regular.
The marines have nine correspon- $ \textcircled{4} $
Shutak, or Lyonon, Pall, a pipe-shooting marine corps regiment. Shutak is a marine combat correspondent. He stays with a regiment in the field and writes stories about the men therein. But he works under a handicap. His typewriter has a part missing.
It has no "A" key, but that doesn't bother him. He plumps ahead, using the "Z" key, which is right next to the "A." The effect is enthralling. His most recent masterpiece was this:
With the 1st Marine Division in Korea (Delzeyed)—Even in combat life its its embrittressing moments, women's women were the cause of blasts by the enemy.
Choosing z location for his mzchine g gun position, Corporzl Joseph Z., Zivilo, of Lwrence, Mizz. sighted down the gun bzzrel right
The marines have nine correspondents in the field and no typewriters for them. They borrow or serounce from the outfits they are with. Shutak apparently has borrowed a typewriter.
into the face of z pretty Korezn girl wezring z uniform.
'Hey Bzby, come on up here and
how to operate z
miring up.
Turning to his gun-mzte, Cpl. Robert R. Hutchison, of Zshlznd, Ohio, he exclzimed!
Then he gleefully shouted down to the two uniformed girls who he zssumed were zble to understznd English.
"Hey, Hutch, look — Korezn WZC's."
Open-mouthed, the two leather-necks wtched the giggling girls climb up the steep embankment to the gun emplenement. Ezech of them wzz zirmed with z rifle, one even one
czerried zn zditionzl 45-czilier
 zumtizom in z shoulder holster.
"Guess they understood my motioning to them." Zlvino grunted to his compulsion zs the two mrzines lent z helping hznd znd zided the girls in getting over the finzl rise to the top.
The girls giggled znd moved to inspect the gun zs Zlivino beginn his tzlk in z lzinguge he thought they understood.
"This is mzchine gun, you know,
rzt tzt-tzt-tzt-tzt," he dhzbtered.
The girls continued their giggling while he pointed to vzorious pxrts of the gun.
"Pulllee-pulllee bolt bzck, puttie-puttie belt in," he zded in his Brooklyn-like voice, vziny trying to hide his smile.
The two Lezthernecks winked zt zech other and Zlvino continued his lecture with, "lookie here, cookie."
But their smiles quickly fzdeed znd their fzces took on z look o embbrzzmment znd embbrzzmment
when one of the girls interrupted in perfect English, "When you're done, I'll show you how to field strip this 30-czliber mzchine gun."
Zs the embrrzzssed lzthernecks looked on, two girls took the gun zprt and rezzsemble it, zll within z few minutes. Then, wzkling off, the girls dded insult to injury when they bozsted. "If you need zny more lessons on weezpons, just visit our commnd post znd some of our girls will tecz you."
Music And Art Clinic To Meet At Garden City
A professional progress clinic for music and art teachers in southwestern Kansas will be presented Friday and Saturday in Garden City by the Garden City public schools and the University Schools of Education and Fine Arts.
The clinic for the most part will be a repeat of the clinic held last month in Hutchinson for teachers in that area. With an attendance of about 250 teachers, about twice the expected attendance, the program was considered suitable for presentation in other areas of the state.
Dr. E. Thayer Gaston, chairman of the department of music education, and Robert Darnes, supervisor of music in Garden City, are the co-ordinators of the clinic.
Tweety-two University faculty members and eight from the Garden City staff will be the leaders for the clinic. Instrumental and vocal units and art classes from the Garden City elementary, junior and senior high schools will be the demonstration groups.
graduate training, which is similar to the circuit courses so successfully offered by the School of Medicine," Dean George B. Smith of the School of Education said.
"The comment produced by the Hutchinson clinic has convinced us that the music and art teachers of the state welcome this sort of post-
"The clinic is an attempt by the University to take the newest in methods and techniques as near to the practicing teacher's classroom as possible," he added. "We hope to reach all sections of the state in a three-year cycle."
The clinic faculty includes both methods of teaching leaders from the music and art education departments and techniques leaders from the fine arts schools. Facilities of seven public schools will be utilized for clinic sessions.
Members of the fine arts faculty will supply the assembly program for the Garden City high school Friday morning.
Engineer Offers His Plans For A Rocket To The Moon
Point Mugu, Calif., (U.P.)—An engineer offered his plans today for a rocket 27 stories high which he said could carry two men to the moon and back.
"We are closer to that event today than most people realize," Arthur V. St. Germain, senior test engineer for the Fairchild guided missiles division at the navy's test center here, said.
St. Germain's 180-ton missile, to be built in five stages, would make the trip to the moon at a speed of 25,000 miles an hour. Once free of earth's gravity, it would coast the rest of the way.
Only five pounds of uranium would provide enough fuel for the round trip, he said.
The rocket would land on the moon stern first so the rocket blast could slow down the pull of the moon's gravity and permit it to land gently.
St. Germain's rocket would be built in five sections. Four of them are for propulsion, each jettisoned as its fuel is exhausted and each launched from the preceding stage to contribute more speed.
He said it wouldn't take much power to launch the rocket back toward the earth and make the trip at a speed of seven miles a second.
power to launch the rocket back toward the earth and make the trip at a speed of seven miles a second. In order to slow down enough to land, the ship would have to turn around so that its own power would be pushing it back from the earth or else the cabin would have to be equipped to parachute down, he said.
The fifth section is a complete 100-foot 15-inch finned rocket ship housing the cabin and instruments. The batteries together would be 325 feet long.
one mutuistage configuration would eliminate the enormous dead weight associated with huge, almost impy fuel tanks," St. Germain
said. "It seems to offer the most economical method of obtaining extremely long range."
Prizes totalling $1,000 will be awarded for original papers on the non-fusion welding process in a contest sponsored by the Eutectic Welding Alloys corporation of New York.
Contest Offers $1,000 In Prizes
The competition is open to both students and instructors. First prize is $500, second prize $300, and third prize $200. Deadline for entrance is May 31. Details are available at the office of the School of Engineering and Architecture.
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Long Arm Of Coincidence
Memphis, Tenn. (U.P.)—Mrs. Harry J. Glenn, Jr. decided to name her expected child after her grandfather if it was a boy. Her son arrived 100 years to the day after her grandfather's birth.
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