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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1950
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The Editors Report — WHY NOT ELIMINATE
Russia From The U.N.? by Lew Sciortino
Herbert Hoover's suggestion that the United Nations be reorganized and that Russia be excluded is perhaps one of the best suggestions toward world peace yet to be given. It follows along the same pattern advanced by Clarence Strait in Union Now.
True enough, there might be a strong argument against Hoover's proposal. But in the long run it looks like a workable plan. It is a plan which could be put into operation at a time when feasible plans are sorely needed.
One thing is certain, the U.N. as it now stands is not performing the function for which it was intended. The machinery is there—but something is fouling it up. It is Russia.
Why shouldn't the U.N. be reorganized and Russia eliminated? Why should one country be permitted to block virtually all others? Why should Russia be allowed to bog down world proceedings simply because she doesn't like them?
Russian diplomats are acting no differently than those of prewar Italy, Germany, and Japan. When things go their way, the Russian "diplomats" stay and vote. When things go contrary to the Kremlin's whims, the Russians simply stomp out of the meeting. The whole show stops.
Even if the change does not alter Russia's antagnostic attitude there will be at least a new U.N. that can work together. And a new U.N. working together will tend to cement friendships of the countries of the world.
Perhaps to some this suggestion by Hoover sounds drastic. It is. Yet now is the time to make a few drastic moves—moves that might curb Russia's aggressive motives to more peaceful actions.
LOGICAL FOLLOW-UP
Student Swapping
by Billie Stover
Since the University was one of the first Middlewestern schools to have foreign students on the campus, the $500 grant by the All student council for a University student to study abroad seems a logical follow-up.
Certainly the appropriation will be as well invested as one of $500 for a class dance. Especially since the student receiving the scholarship will spend his junior year in the foreign country and his senior year back on the Hill.
We hope that the new council will see fit to pass a bill setting aside money for a permanent program of this kind rather than to rely on a year-to-year appropriation.
SAM TAKES JOE AND JOHN
by Janice Auer.
Out To Lunch
Joe, Sam and John sat down in their usual places at the cafe. The waiter came for their orders.
John said, "I'm still on my diet, you know. So I just think I'll have the fish timbale and filet mignon, with caviar, and of course, my tea."
"Sam, what will you have?" the waiter asked.
"How about the businessman's special?" suggested the waiter.
"Fine," replied Sam. Joe what will you have?"
"What do you have that's quick, inexpensive and easy to digest? I've got ulcers, you know."
"I'll have two porterhouse steaks mit ever'ting." Joe looked apologetically at John and Sam. "Is hard vork being policeman!" The waiter left.
Why did Joe always order so much, John thought while they waited for their orders. Someday he would push Sam too far. Then who would take them out to lunch? And that awful habit Joe had of taking home leftovers. ... embarrassing! John's face was distorted as he thought of Joe's atrocious manners.
Sam was looking at John and saw his face all screwed up, "What's wrong, John?" he asked gently. "Have a pain?"
"Oh, no, dear friend," said John. "I was just thinking of what a nice place they have here. By the way, Sam old boy, how are your ulcers?"
Sam tried to answer John but their orders had come. He gave up trying to shout above the noise of Joe drinking his vodka. They ate in silence. When they had finished, Joe picked up the leftover rolls and wrapped them in his napkin. John cringed visibly.
Time went by and Joe twiddled with his big brother medal. John polished his nails on his well-tailored tweeds. Sam nervously wrote H-bomb formulae on the table cloth—until as usual he could wait no longer and guiltily picked up the check.
by Keith Leslie
'Small Things'
If you would be lovelier and look like a fashion model appearing in current style ads,you might:
1. Cut your own hair with a pair of dull sheep shears
Tote a 50 lb. weight to round your shoulders,
4. Starve and go without sleep for about a week before your picture is taken.
3. Sharpen your hipbones,
You might also check with a good undertaker to strive for that "natural" look.
The German department has received an anonymous donation of $1,000 for use as a scholarship fund for students in their junior year who are majoring in German, Dr. J. A. Burzle, chairman of the department, announced Thursday.
Department Gets Donation
The scholarship will be given during the next scholastic year, he said.
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