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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 1850
Little Man On Campus
WED
By Bibler
"I see it's about the end of the period—and say, I'd appreciate it if you'd try and cut down on the noise when you leave."
Hunt And Peck
The Editorial Page-
A man stole a kiss of a girl in Vienna. The girl's mother charged that the girl's personal liberty had been infringed because the man pinioned her arms while kissing.
During the trial it developed that the kiss had rendered the girl unconscious and left teeth marks on her cheek.
The Austrian supreme court ruled that a six-week suspended sentence was sufficient punishment of the man, because, as his attorney said, "We were all young once ourselves."
True. But how many of us were that vigorous?
The St. Louis Star-Times.
We nominate Dr. Robert A. Millikan for the Order of the Turning Worm. If there isn't any such order, one ought to be invented. If the award isn't as famous as the Nobel Prize he already holds, there are many who would like to make it so.
The Dinner Speaker
We nominate him on behalf of legions of suffering banqueters who have sat through report after report, remarks upon remarks, introductions as lengthy as lectures, only to be confronted at long last by the speaker of the evening who grimly pronounces every last word he came prepared to say.
We nominate him on behalf of all those speakers who rise to face an audience numbed by hours of preliminaries and, miserably wondering what is expected of them, finally deliver as per contract and hope their hearers will forgive them.
"At this hour, I fear the mind is too weary to listen to the speech I have prepared. I had intended to discuss one of the chapters in my new book, The Road to Peace. Any of you who are interested may read the book."
Dr. Millikan, faced by such a situation, faced up to it and conquered it like a champion. Said he:
Then he sat down.
Just right! Exactly what thousands have longed to hear;
exactly what other thousands have longed to do. But how many of us Average Worms will have the nerve to turn—next time?
The Christian Science Monitor
—The Christian Science Monitor.
The latest count of letters to the Kansan on the jazz situation shows that 61 are for and 0 against having jazz concerts. All of which started Rodney Nipnap on a Vaughan Monroe record breaking binge.
'Small Things'
Ten Kansas State students presented the case for the Wildcat basketball team on television the other night, and most of the kiddies were delighted with the new cowboy and Indian serial.
The K-State's attack on Kansas City, the parading and singing of school songs, and the free lunch at the Kansas City Star's request all add up to a heck of a good way to spend the day. There will probably be more such excursions in the future, and this time the problem will be to get someone else to foot the food bill.
Dear Editor-
One Of Many
Dear Editor:
I agree fully with your editorial in the Wednesday Kansan and would like to add my support to any plans to bring real jazz to K. U.
Coming from San Francisco where there is a good deal of interest in jazz (they've even had a course in jazz at U. C.), it seems to me that Kansas people have a great, big void in their hearts where there should be something sparkling.
I'd especially like to hear George Shearing and Charley Parker.
—Dick Hetschel
Women Use Jail For Club
Homerville, Ga. — (U.P.) — There aren't many towns where club women are in jail as regularly as here.
The women use the old prison for their club house and it's a far cry from the barren old building of past days.
Attractively spaced ivy grows up the outside walls, curtains are strung across the grim window bars and the cells have been painted and refurnished.
A crab's teeth are in its stomach
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Four-No Bridge Club To Offer Lessons
Bridge lessons, sponsored by the Four-no Bridge club and Student Union activities, will begin at 7 p.m. Tuesday, March 21, in the Union.
Lessons will be given every Tuesday for six weeks. The course will begin with the most elementary information about bridge, said Terry Francis, president of the Four-no club. By the end of the first or second lesson, he added, the beginner will be able to play the game.
In 1883, Prof. Edgar H. S. Bailey was elected as head of the chemistry department.
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The giant tortoise has been known to live as long as 300 years.
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