PAGE EIGHT UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS ” THURSDAY, MARCH 2, 1950 Little Man On Campus By Bibler "Sometimes I don't know what he sees in me." St. Louis—(U.P.)—If you are feeling down in the dumps, listen to what 84-year-old Henry J. Kramer has to suggest. Sing When You Feel Blue 84 Year Old Choir Baritone Says "My advice is to join a church choir and sing at the Sunday services," said Mr. Kramer, who has been doing so since he was 10 years old. "A singing man is a happy man," the octogenarian observed. "I can't find a better prescription to chase away the blues and buoy the spirit than lifting up your voice in song." he added. Mr. Kramer noted that "some people dope themselves up with all kinds of nerve machines." "But the old hymns are far more soothing than any nerve tonic," he contended. Rain or shine, the "fit-as-a-fidid" Mr. Kramer can be found at the St. Engelbert's church here. Susie Suh is a singer with his rich basso-basso voice. Mr. Kramer first learned of his choral potentiality when he was in school and graduated of the SS. Peter and Paul school in a German-speaking parish here. He reports that he was practicing with his classmates on a German harvest song, whose last few words ended on a very high note that had to be held for several beats. "I must have really hit a high one," he recalled with a grin, "because the teacher suddenly stopped and demanded to know whose voice was "way above the rest of the class." Mr. Kramer added that he thought something awful, so he kept quiet. But someone identified Mr. Kramer as the "culprit," and he quickly was scolded one grade higher in school, singing with the older choir boys. Besides getting salute and joy out of choir singing, Mr. Kramer found love in the choir. In his choral group was a girl whom he became a bride. She was married after married. She died just last year, after 59 years of marriage. Spokane—(U.P.)—Clare L. Hamilton testified in his suit for divorce from his wife Dorothea that she had threatened him with a hunting knife, struck him over the head with a wedge slipper and beat him with a three-foot rod until "I even cried." Wife Shows Who's Boss going like hotcakes . . . . better reserve a table quick 9-12 p.m. for SATURDAY, MARCH 4 THE EXECUTIVES' BALL All Students Invited Reservations in Frank Strong Basement or at dance MUSIC BY SELLARDS AND ORTON $1.25 a couple Berkelium Is The Latest From California Cyclotrons Element 97, also known as berkelium, produced from recent experiments with atomic energy in California's cyclotrons, is the latest to appear on the physicist's chart of nature's basic materials. This chart is known as the "periodic table." It lists the elements by graduated atomic numbers and relative atomic weights—a system of measurement that has grown out of the scientific theory of the atom as the smallest common unit of all substances. Sincee rising numbers indicate heavier atomic weights, berkelium is at the heavy end of the table. The list of elements has grown slowly. Arsenic was found in the 13th century and in the 15th antimony and bismuth were added. Phosphorous, the first chemically discovered element, was identified in 1669. Elements added in the 1700's were hydrogen, fluorine, nitrogen, oxygen, and chlorine. In the early 1800's John Dalton, an Englishman who pioneered in atomic theory, evolved a scientific yardstick for accurate measurement of the elements. Dalton's idea that atoms of one element all have the same weight, while those of different elements have different weights, opened the way to analysis and classification. In 1869 a systematic arrangement of the elements and the relation of their chemical properties to their atomic weights was introduced by $q_{\mathrm{r}}$ the Russian chemist, Mendeleev. This arrangement is the basis for today's periodic table. Spaces were left blank in the original chart for the then unknown elements that would answer the requirements of the "periodic law." These requirements were filled by the appearance of the metallic elements, gallium, scandium, and germanium. Since the splitting of the uranium atom in the 1930's, all the remaining spaces on the periodic chart have been filled. The latest, promethium 61, was found in 1945. Five other elements have been man-made out of uranium. They are: neptun- ium 93, plutonium 94, americum 95, curium 96, and now berkelium. Plutonium is the atom-bomb element. A Clever Scheme But Obvious Theme Jackson, Miss. — (U.P) — William Clancy Barbett devised what he thought was a sure-fire scheme for getting his hands on narcotics. He picked up the telephone, daled a local physician and said, "This is Narcotics Inspector So-and-so. I'm sending a messenger to your office for a narcotics prescription. I have a copy of his prescription for a narcotics hospital. He needs this prescription to tide him over until he gets there." Then Clancy hurried to the doctor's office to pick up the prescription. He next headed for a local drug store, where he got in line to have the order filled. While he was standing there, one of the clerks called out to the man behind him, "Hello, inspector." Clancy dashed for the nearest exit, but the inspector collared him. His next stop was the city jail. 'Show Me The Gun,' She Said, And The Bandits Fled Philadelphia. —(L.P)—The "Missouri mind" of Lillian King, 21, foiled two young bandits who tried to hold up her mother's grocery store last night. The men purchased a package of chewing gum and then demanded the contents of the cash Register, indicating "gums" in their coat pockets. "Show me the guns," Lillian demanded. The bandits looked at each other turned and fled. 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