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FOR RENT
*ACANCY for two men students, refrigerators, cooking and laundry privileges no extra cost. 1080 Ohio, Phone 3110-R
DOOMS FOR rent—Single or double
320. Kv
OM for 1 or 2 boys in private home,
aged. Conveniently located as to
school and church. 128 W. 13th or
1,0941.
MODERN apartment-furnished. Very large living-bedroom, dinette, kitchen, bath. Three blocks from Union. One bathroom. All bus shelter for appraisal. Available. Feb. 1.
DOOMS for rent close to the campus and two
vibious rooms. 1012 Alabama.
ROOM AND BOARD—for one man stud-
double room, $45.00 per month. Call
(312) 689-7111.
WO double sleeping rooms —1 fixed for
living, 3 single rooms 1 double and
large apt. for 3 at 1140 La. Call after 4
am.
ICE room for two boys. Also have a
orage for rent. Call 1763-8. 30
ONE single room and two other vaca-
tion rooms. Any time 109 Inclu-
sion, Phone. 150 W.
400M for boy at 1041 Vermont Call before 12 a.m. Tele. 2926R.
MOMFORTABLE, well furnished rooms
graduate student preferred. Phone 1234.
SINGLE ROOM for senior or graduate at 1220 for Lau. Inquire at 1248 1784M.
LARGE ROOM for man. $20 month or
$35 month, each. 1½ blocks
per room. 1116 Mess.
WARM CLEAN room for men. No other roomers. Twin beds can be rented single or double. Bedding furnished. Breakfast if desired. 2108 Ohio. Phone (314) 657-4980.
NICE, clean, large double rooms for boys
Gas furnace heat. Change of linen
weekly. Call morning or evening 2377M
or see at 827 Nd. Also garage for rent.
QUET Double Room for 2 men, close to campus, $12.50 each per month, Mrs. Van Manczyk for $16.95 per month, VAN MANCZYK N quiet studious home for Nice rooms, single beds, close to campus. Two double rooms and one room to share with one. 1244 La. Ph.
TWO SINGLE rooms and one double room for men. 180 Tenn. 18
MEN: Thinking of changing rooms next semester? Large double room close to Campus. Twin beds (bedding furnished).
1731 Alabama. Call after 2 p.m. 18
STUDENTS: Have space for regular boarders. Ten home-cooked meals per week 50 cpe per meal. Dining room opens to f. 3:30 p.m. 1213 Ohio. Ph. 3609.
Nice large sleeping room next to bath.
Two boys. Bunk beds, convenient local-
warerdrobe and plenty of storage space.
1235 Tennessee, phone 16754. 17
WILL have some vacancies for male students next semester. 1416 Tenn.
VACANCY for girls. 1225 Oread; half block from campus; probably get part time work at Union building if desired.
Phone 581. 18
ROOM FOR BOY with Law Student
PrIVATE home. Quiet. Close to bath
Shower bed. Gas heat. 1601 Kentucky
town. 1651.
MISCELLANEOUS
HOW TO STUDY. How To Solve by Da-
shapan are in now. These give you the ids and pointers necessary to the study authenctic. Only 230 students in Instant Union Book Study 18.
LET YOUR laundry washed before final week. Nine pound Bendix load takes only 9 minutes, costs 25c. Bring it to Laumerade. 813 Vermont. 17
Of lunches and dinners packed in containers to go out, specializing in spaghetti ready to serve. Also sandwiches of all kinds, chili and meatloaf. Call 3385. Sorry, no delivery. Atomic Grill, 739 N. Secd St.
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AN bilfold for the Granada theater.
Please leave the bilfold at the Jayhawk-
office or send it to the address inside
bilfold. 30
IN OPAL RING left in women's lounges
the Union Thursday afternoon. Has
nimental value. Reward. Please call
return to Helen Marvin, Corbin hat.
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ING Christmas holidays. Blonde
cocker named Phamidi. Reward
paid for any information leading
to return. Call University extension
401.
CORDUROY jacket with red in red case in pocket. Reward. Suzanne Armentrout, 3248W. 30
TYPING: Call Haze Stanley, 2865M for prompt experienced service. $20% Mass.
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TYPING. Term papers, notebooks, letters, theses, legal papers. Accurate work. Regular rate. Prompt attention. Mrs. Shields, 1209 Ohio, Phone 1601
TYPING DONE: Prompt attention, accurate work and reasonable rates. Tel. 418 or bring to 1218 Conn. St. Ask for Miss Helen. tt
THOROUGH on the auto check, easy on the G.I. check at Hadl Bros. Motor Co. Complete overhaul, engine tune-up, body repair. Call 717-269-3500, cars 317 E.17th, Phone 785 or 1821R. tf JAYHAWKERS: Give yourself a pleasant surprise and visit your 'Jayhawk' pet shop. We have everything in the pet field. Their needs are our business. Our one-of-a-kind staff includes breeders and feathers. Grant's Fet and Gift Shop, 1218 Conn. St. Fet. 418. tf
HELP WANTED
WELL ESTABLISHED Lawrence firm has permanent stenographic and secretarial position for lady who can meet public needs. Call us to Bo No. 4, University Daily Kansas.
MULTILITHO OPERATOR wanted. Model 1250. Part-time student satisfactory; must be experienced. See Thos. C. Ryther, University Press.
88 MODEL A, New upholstering motor. 928 overhailed Shown after 3 p.m. Motor 897
FOR SALE
ATTENTION VETERANS: Buy your wife an Electrolux Vacuum Cleaner and Air Purifier. Price $89.76, complete with all cleaning attachments. Also new air powered rotating waxer and polisher. Fits any Electrolux. Phone 454. F. V. Cox
OR YOUR spring formals—a different haded green taffeta. Worn only once. size 16. Call or see Helen Leslie, after p.m. 920. Mo. 1322M. 18
FOR YOUR spring formals-a different
Call or see Helen Leslie, 920 Mo. 1322M.
CALL or see Helen Leslie, 920 Mo. 1322M.
KIT OF DRAWING supplies, board, T-square, triangles, etc., everything you need. Also set of Dietzen instruments. Richard Bradley. Phone 3691. 18
ACHHCTECTS! All patterns of Zip-A-
Tone now available at 35c a sheet. Lim-
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TIME MAGAZINE subscription specials
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LEAVING TOWN and want to sell our
Tiny Tot highchair, Taylor Tot stroller,
Handyhot stainless steel apartment
washer. Call 1436J. 17
NEW HOME, three rooms, bath, and basement. Gas furnace, automatic hot water, etc. Partly furnished, three lots, $2,500 full price. Call 2284 J. 17
TRANSPORTATION
RIDERS WANTED: Commuting daily via
Charlie Day, HU807, KC, Mo. or
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NEED A RIDE - To Lawrence from Topoka and return. No 8 a.m. classes. Call Norris at 2901 in Lawrence. Leave name and phone number. 30
WANT ride daily with person who commutes from Topeka to Lawrence. Call Paul Miner, 2099. Leave message. 30 FLY and take advantage of reduced fares, dovetail connections, good accommodations. Call Miss Glesman at First National Bank for reservations and information. Call HUDDS WANTED - K.C. to Lawrence daily via 40.8 to approximately 5. Call Noland Davis FA. 2945. 18
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TUTOR wanted for Dade's Elem. Stat.
Tom 1800 J anytime after 6 p.m. CALIF.
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Turnbaugh was waiting at a street intersection when the truck rounded the corner. A rope trailing from it whipped around his legs and dragged him off.
One block later a red light halted the truck and Turnbaugh, with police assistance, untangled himself.
West Chester, Pa.,-(U.P).-William Turnbaugh tangled with a truck on his way to work.
Man Gets Free Ride At End Of Rope
Detroit—(U.P.)—A bystander called police when he saw Hugh Burgens, 36, smash a car window and walk off with a toconat and suit.
Cut Hand Traps Thief At Receiving Hospital
Officials reasoned correctly that the thief would seek medical aid for his cut hand at a hospital.
A while later Burgens walked into Receiving Hospital and told attendants he had cut his hand on a broken bottle.
Police concluded otherwise, and Burgens was sentenced to a three to five-year term for bujgery.
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Musician Turns Inventor And Look Where It Got Him
Washington——(U.P.)—Fifteen years ago Bert Bernath was a fiddle player of some repute around the Washington night clubs.
Back in the 30's he played at the once-famed Club Chanticleer with Meyer Davis. At that time, Bert was such a fine all-around musician that he even used to double on the trumpet.
Later he formed a band of his own, which he modestly booked as "Bert Bernath and his orchestra." For some seven years he played at the Raleigh Hotel here, where he kept the dancers on their feet.
One day our Bert got to fuming about the sorry lot of the poor cornet player. The instrument was built originally to be perfectly balanced so that a player could get through a seven hour evening without having to complain to Petrillo about sore arms.
Bert was no newcomer at inventions. Once he had invented a double-window pane, which solved the problem of saving fuel and insulating a house. Somebody else beat him to it and made a fortune
Then along came the mutes and derby hats and other gadgets that helped make Harry James and Louse go after them. They perfect balance and worried Bert.
The idea he had in mind now couldn't fail. He would invent something to save the wear and tear on a trumpet player's arm. He did invent it. It is a gimmick designed to strike a balance when the player had to add weight on the bell end of a trumpet—like with a mute or an iron hat. The gadget was on the principle of a scale. Pull the weight back or forward according to the "ouncege" of the mute.
Bert got himself a lawyer, one A.A. Lawyer, and an amoubli
blair family of patent lawyers.
Alex said that, for sure, Bert had
ideas, idea, and $200 in advance,
please.
Bert got the money up.
Alexander Blair turned out to be a prolific worker. He went through the complicated performance of getting the patent through and then extended himself well beyond the call of duty. He tried hard to get the thing on the market.
He went to manufacturer after manufacturer. They looked the thing over (all Pert and Alex had in hand) and moaned to the manufacturers shook their heads.
Alex reported his lack of progress and went ahead, while the expenses mounted. Bert, rather desperate for
funds thought of hocking his fiddle;
his house, even. It wasn't necessary.
After a long time—it takes two years for a patent to go through. Alex got from the pat. pendant in his "ess" and was able to handle Bert, a full-grown patent.
More time marched, and Bert, who no longer needed a patent lawyer, didn't get to see much of Alex.
About 15 years later, Bert met Alex at the corner of 14th and F in Washington.
Said Bert:
"Durn your skin, Alex. You sure fixed me, for sure. I've never been able to market that thing you had patented for me. I ought to bust you a good one."
Alex, who is not much taller than the now-gray former orchestra leader, backed off a respectable distance and said:
"Sorry, old man. But what are you doing now?"
"I'm a lawyer," replied Bert.
"Dealing in—among other things—patents."
Thirty-three years usually constitute a generation.
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Vancouver, B. Cn. - (U.P.) - A smooth-talking 10-year-old has been held by juvenile authorities after moaching a plane ride, limousine and taxicab service, meals, and a show.
Authorities said fair-haired David Norman started his spree in Nanaimo, B. C., his home town. He talked his way aboard a plane saying his father would pay his fare when he arrived in Vancouver.
David was waiting today for his father to take him home.
When the plane landed, he took the airplane limousine downtown, "to look for my daddy." Then he got the driver to search vainly for his father in hotel lobbies while he slipped away. Next, he talked his way into a theater, saying his father had gone in ahead with the tickets.
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