PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1949 Official Bulletin May 3, 1949 A. S.C. meeting, 7:15 tonight, Pino room, Union. El Alacero se remuia a las 4:30 el mierevolo en 113 Frank强壮 hall. El programa es una sorpresa. Vengan todos. Quill club, initiation, 7:30 p.m. tomorrow, East room, Union. Camp Counselor's course, 4 p.m. today. Myers hall. Stories and rainy day programs. N. S.A. meeting, 7:30 p.m. Thursday, 19 Frank Strong hall. Fencing club, 7:30 tonight, 101 Robinson gymnasium. Pre-Nursing club, 4 p.m. tomorrow, textile laboratory basement of Fraser. Alpha Kappa Psi business meeting, 4 p.m. today, 290 Frank strong hall. S. A.M., 7:30 onight, recreation room. Union. Election of officers. A.W.S. counselors. 8 tonight, Union ballroom. ___ Y.M.C.A. cabinet, 4 p.m. today, check in Union for place. Phi Chi Theta, 7:30 p.m. Thursday. Pine room, Union. All members urged to attend. Bacteriology club picnic. 5:30 p.m. Thursday, Potter lake. All students 10 20 30 Expert Watch REPAIR Electronically Timed Guaranteed Satisfaction I week or less service. WOLFSON'S 743 Moss. WANT TO EARN $9000 A YEAR? Then here's your chance to enter a business offering an opportunity for unlimited earnings . . . plus the satisfaction of rendering a worthwhile community service. Many of our representatives earn $4,000 to $9,000 a year, and more! To find out more about the opportunities offered to you in a life insurance selling career, send for our free booklet, "The Career For Me?" which includes a preliminary test to help determine your aptitude. If your score is favorable, our Manager in or near your community will explain our excellent on-the-job training course and the famous Mutual Lifetime Compensation Plan, which provides liberal commissions, service fees and a substantial retirement income at 65. THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, at NEW YORK INSURANCE COMPANY of NEW YORK 34 hassau Street New York 5, N. Y. FIRST IN AMERICA FOR FINE BOOKLET...'THE CAREER FOR MUST' '...ADDRESS DEPT. 7 ___AOE___ 4. DDRESS___ --enrolled in five or more hours in department are eligible to attend. Charges for members and guests 65 cents per person. Sign list fifth floor Snow hall today. University Women's club. 3 p.m. Thursday, Myers hall. Vote on officers and revise constitution. Phi Delta Kappa ballots due tomorrow. Next meeting Tuesday, May 10. University Dally Kansan Mall subscription: $3 a semester, $4.50 year, (in Lawrence add $1.00 a semester postage). Published in Lawrence, Kans., every afternoon during weekends and Sundays, University holidays and examination periods. Entered as second class matter Sept. 17, 1910, at the Post Office at Lawrence, Kans., under act of March 3, 1879. Swiss Life And Customs Described To French Club Swiss life and customs were discussed by Ernest Baenninger at the meeting of Le Cercle Francais, French club, at a recent meeting. Mr. Baenninger, assistant instructor in German, is from Zurich, Switzerland. He told of Swiss streetcars, which are crowded, and have somewhat unusual system of stops. The passengers just tell the conductor where he wants to get off, and the conductor obliges him. Mr. Baenninger also did imitations of a society woman, an absent-minded professor, and a streetcar conductor. Card-playing, especially bridge, poker and pinchole, is popular in Switzerland, he added. The next meeting of Le Cercle Francais will be held at the home of Miss Mattie Crumrine, assistant instructor in romance language. Members will meet at 4:30 p.m. for a picnic supper. Read the Want Ads Daily. First on Your Shopping List. Drake's Bakery 907 Mass. Read the University Daily Kansan—Patronize Its Advertisers. JOHNNY HELPS CECILE ACHIEVE ALACRITY AND OBVIATE OBLOQUY Here's the Moral to Complete Our Tale — Established PROOF of that difference is too extensive to be detailed here—but pre-medical and chemistry students, who will be especially interested can get it in published form FREE, by writing our Research Dept., Philip Morris Co. 119 Fifth Ave., N.Y. Behind our playful plot, our intentions are serious: we want you to discover for yourself the welcome DIFFERENCE in cigarettes that PHILIP MORRIS can bring you. Use These Words With Tongue-in-Cheek! (Plan to use ONE every week!) CERBERUS (sit-bur-us)—The three-headed watch- don of Hades. CIGARETTE HANGOVER (Never pro-nounce it! De-nounce it!)—That stale smoked-out taste, that tight dry feeling in your throat due to smoking. ECDYSIASTIC (ek-dil-ase-us-tik) — a complete stripping-off of outer covering. ERATO (err-attio) — Muse of Joyous Poetry. OBLOQUY (obb-lo-kwee) — Heaped-up scorn or abuse. abuse. OBVIATE (obb-ree-ato)—to go around or avoid. PEREGRATING (pair-ig-rin-ay-ting) — Roving about PERTERDACTLYT (tear-ohs-dak-sill)-A prehistoric winned lizard. WINGER TERMAGANT (ter-ma-gant)—A nasty nagger. TYCOONESS (tye-koon-ess)—A rich Tired-Busi- sse-Woman. VIRAGO (voeer-aw-go) = A shrow or cranky female