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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1987
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Treat The Ladies Rough Hollywood Expert Advises
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Hollywood—(U.R.)—The "cave-man lover" is back in style, fellas. But any Romeo who袜s, slugs, scratches, or kicks the little woman is old-fashioned. For 1949 you rough 'em up refined-like-with mental torture.
Works every time, says Kirk Douglas. That's how he got to be the hottest movie tough guy in town.
1. Wine and dine her. Be attentive. Then, when she's ready to make love—don't. Just keep walking —away.
4. If you know she's working up to hawl you out for something, get the drop on her. Accuse her of the same thing.
"Women love it," he shouts happily. "What's more—it doesn't leave any bruises."
Douglas says he has been giving the matter a lot of thought, had to, says he. Ever since "champion" came out he's been the town's number 1 lady-mauler. And a guy has to think of his technique.
This "mental torture" gimmick has solved all Mr. Douglas' problems. And, in case you are a timid soul when it comes to pitchin' woo--here's his recipe, step by step:
2. Tell her she's your life, you can't live without her. Then don't telephone or see her for a couple of weeks
3. Break dates at the last minute.
And don't make any excuse.
5. If she hints it's time to break up the romance, agree with her. Also mention the expensive gift you just bought her and shrug "too bad, but if this is the end. . ."
6. ignore all anniversaries, birth-
days, Christmas, etc. "Just foolish
sentimentality" as far as you're
concerned.
7. When she wears a new outfit she thinks is sensational, look her over carefully, scowl, and say, "I must talk to you about your clothes sometime."
9. When you're in a restaurant together, pay no attention to her, but compliment every other beauty in the room and ask, "Do you, tell us, go bogy?"
10. If she invites you to her home for dinner, eat it. But make it clear some old flame of yours used to cook better. It's always good to bring up girls in your past. Keeps her wondering.
11. When things start to get serious, mention casually, "of course I'll always be a bachelor. Don't believe in marriage."
12. When you know she won't be home, telephone and leave a message. Do this often. When she complains you can say, "but you knew I was going to call. Don't you ever stay home?"
"Keep this up," Douglas says gleefully, "and you'll have 'em begging for more."
There's just one other thing; Douglas' wife, Diane, walked out on him seven weeks ago. He's beer living at the club ever since.
There are about 40,000,000 acres of forest land in the Northeastern states.
AIME Elects New Officers
Jerome A. Andruske, engineering junior, was elected president of the American Institute of Mining and Metallurgical Engineers Tuesday. Ellis L. Anders, assistant professor of petroleum engineering, was appointed faculty adviser.
Other officers elected were: John G. Schlagel, vice-president, Kenneth M. Rath, secretary, both engineering juniors; and John Skwarbo, engineering sophomore, treasurer.
O. W. Billhartz, mine operator was elected industrial adviser for the mining-metalurgy section. P. T. Amstutz Jr., consulting petroleum engineer, was chosen industrial adviser for the petroleum section. Mr. Amstutz received his master's degree from the University in 1943.
C. W. Hagenbuch, vice-president of the Sheffield Steel company in Kansas City, Mo., will be the speaker at the next meeting. He will present a 45-minute movie.
Myers Will Give Senior Recital
Martha Myers, pianist, will present her senior recital at 8 p.m. Monday, April 4 in Frank Strong auditorium.
Miss Myers won highest voice and piano honors in the district music festival in high school. She is a member of the A Cappella choir, the Methodist church choir, Mu Phi Epsilon, honorary music sorority, and Kappa Phi, Methodist sorority. She appeared in "The Mikado" the past year.
The recital will include numbers from Bach, Haydn, Beethoven, Sme-tana, and Rachmaninoff. Miss Myers is a student of D. M. Swarthout, dean of the School of Fine Arts.
Jan Chiapusso Selected To Judge Music Contest
Jan Chiapusso, professor of piano, will be one of the judges for the biennial national music contest to be held in Dallas Tuesday, April 5.
The contest is sponsored by the National Federation of Music clubs. Winners in voice and violin will receive a prize of $1,000 each and bookings for concert appearances over the country.
Everett, Mass.—(U.P.)—Mrs. Rose Weiner is fast losing faith in the watchdog value of her 6-year-old Boston terrier, Jiggs. During the past year, 11 dog blankets and two harnesses he was wearing have been stolen from his back.
Watchdog Loses Blankets
Father Of University Student Dies After Hearing Last Chapter Of Book
Mr. Freiburg was a patient in a Chicago hospital. He knew that death was near. He found comfort in having read to him each day the installments of Fulton Oursler's story as it appeared in the Chicago Daily News.
The father of a University student died March 27 within a day after the final chapter of "The Greatest Story Ever Told" was read to him by his wife.
He was O. W. Freiburg, World War I veteran and father of Richard Freiburg, College senior. $\textcircled{4}$
She read the final chapter to her
Mr. Freiburg was an executive of the Standard Oil company branch in Joliet, Ill. In addition to his wife and son, he is survived by a daughter, Mrs. Gordon Sabine, wife of a former assistant professor of journalism at KU.
Mr. Freiburg told his wife he doubted that he would be alive when the last installment of the story would be printed. She wrote the Daily News requesting the remaining chapters. A few hours later, the paper's circulation manager placed the complete story in Mrs. Freiburg's hands.
husband March 27. He died the following day.
Four social fraternities with chapters at the University of Kansas had national scholarship averages above the national all-men's average for 1947-48, according to a report made public by the National Interfraternity conference, New York City.
NIFC Gives Top Averages
The dramatic account of the circumstances of Mr. Freiburg's death is told in a recent issue of the Chicago Daily News. Burton W. Marvin, dean of the William Allen White School of Journalism and Public Information was formerly a staff member of the Daily News.
Topping the list of 59 national fraternities was Alpha KappaLambda, with a rating of 22 per cent above the all men's average. Other fraternities were Alpha Epsilon Pi, 12th; Beta Theta Pi, 13th; and Sigma Chi, 14th.
All other fraternities with chapters at K.U. had national averages below the all men's average. Only 18 groups rated above this average.
Other Big Seven schools included in the report were Iowa State, 43rd, and Colorado, 83rd. Only 23 schools had all-fraternity averages above the all men's average.
In a second report issued by the National Interfraternity conference, 97 schools were compared on the basis of their fraternity scholastic standings. Kansas ranked 87th, 6.62 per cent below the national allmen's average.
Prepared by Col. Ralph Wilson, scholarship chairman for the N.I. F.C., copies of the report have been sent to all fraternities at the University by the dean of men's office. Standings were based on frades for 1947-48.
Practical Joke Fails To Amuse
Tucson—(U.P.)—Frank Buckley admits fun is fun but thinks sometimes a practical joke can go too far.
Mr. Buckley told police he discovered his cellar flooded to the ceiling with about 50,000 gallons of water and found someone had just pushed his garden hose through the basement window and turned on the snigot.
Grapevine, Texas —(U.P.)— An escaped convict, arrested near here, told officers he locked a stolen truck when he abandoned it because he "didn't want anybody to swipe it."
No Honor Among Thieves
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Topeka, April 1—(U.R.)—Fifty-seven city attorneys, meeting here were in unanimous accord today that Kansasa retail package liquor stores should close at 11 p.m.
The group also announced support Thursday of a $300 city liquor occupation license. It is the maximum charge allowed under the new liquor control law.
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Mrs. Ramage Has Operation
Mrs. H. P. Ramage, Tau Kapp Epsilon housemother, underwent a appendectomy in Watkins, hospitals Tuesday.
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