FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 1949 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE THREE Up and Coming Tonight 6. 30 to midnight Lambda Chi Alpha party at Lake View. 8 to midnight Miller hall hayrack ride. to midnight Delta Delta Delta formal at the Country club. Saturday 8:30 to 11:30 Phi Chi Theta informal dance in the Kansas room. 2 to 4 p.m. Alpha Tau Omega tea dance. 2 to 4 p.m. Delta Upsilon tea dance. 2 to 4 p.m. Phi Kappa Psi tea dance. 3:30 to 4 p.m. Kappa Beta coke party in Myers hall. 7:30 to 11 p.m. Templin hall inform- mal party. 8 p.m. to midnight Delta Gamma dance. 8 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. Foster hall informal party. 9 p.m. to midnight Sigma Chi party 9 p.m. to midnight Kappa Alpha Psi party 9 p.m. to midnight Alpha Omieron Pl. dance. 9 to midnight Watkins hall dance Socially Speaking Lambda Chi Alpha Elects The pledge class of Lambda Chi Alpha recently elected its officers. Those elected were Frank Hass, president; Ralph Dunn, vice-president; and Jack Moler, secretary-treasurer. *** Lambda Chi Alpha Banquet Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity held its annual Founder's Day banquet Tuesday at the chapter house. Twenty members of the Kansas City Alumni association were present as were 10 representatives from the Gamma Xi chapter at Kansas State college and six members from the Epsilon Nu chapter at William Jewell college. After a short joint meeting of the groups, an informal smoker was held. - * * Gamma Phi Beta entertained Phi Kappa Psia at a tea dance March 19. Alpha Chi Omega Reception Alpha Chi Omega held a reception honoring Miss Dorothy Thompson Wednesday at the chapter house. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Neibels, Dean and Mrs. Burton Marvin, Prof. Emer. and Mrs. L. N. Flint, Prof. and Mrs. Elmer Beth, Prof. and Mrs. W. E. Sandeluis, Prof. and Mrs. H. B. Chubb, Dean and Mrs. L. H. Axe, Prof. and Mrs. E. G. Nelson, Mrs. Natalie Calderwood, Prof. C. B. Realey, Prof. Otakar Odlozilik, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Abels, Mr. W. A. Simons, Judge and Mrs. Gray, Mrs. Justin Hill, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Murray, Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Landon, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Harris, Mr. H. J. Hoskell, Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Stauffer, and Dean and Mrs. Paul Lawson. RUBINOFF IS COMING Law Wives Learn Of Typical Days Seven typical days in the life of a law wife were explained by William Scott, assistant professor of law, at a meeting of the Law Wives club in the newly decorated law lounge Thursday. The seven typical days are A day—just another day. B day—brief day, when lawyer's make out their briefs. C day—court day, when they may try a case before a jury. D day—decision day, when he finds out whether he wins or loses a case. F day—fee day, when he may be paid a long or outstanding bill. M day—mistake day. S day—speech day. Do not be too aggressive in making friends. Look upon other lawyer's wives as individuals not as competitors. Do not say anything about anyone unless it's complimentary, Mr. Scott added. Lawyer's wives should like all types of people and keep expanding their interests, he said in giving helpful hints to the wives. Do not discuss husband's cases at a bridge party, Mr. Scott said. Weddings And Engagements Colbert-Smith Engagement Mr. and Mrs. D. W. Colbert of Kansas City, Mo., announce the engagement of their daughter Marjorie to James Smith, son of Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Smith of Kansas City, Kan. The wedding will be June 5 in Danforth chapel. Miss Colbert and Mr. Smith are both seniors in the College. ☆ ☆ Chenoweth-Tuchino Engagement Mr. and Mrs. H. F. Chenoweth of Omaha, Nebr., announce the engagement of their daughter Jeanne to Alvin E. Tuchino, son of Mrs. Amelia Tuchino, of Lake Norden, S. D. The wedding will be Saturday, April 16. "Johnny Jayhawk, writer of the Daily Kansan column, "Chalk Talk," was revealed Tuesday to be Sim Myers, journalism senior. Miss Chenoweth is a senior psychometrist at the guidance bureau and is a graduate of Omaha university. Mr. Tuchino is a graduate of Denver university and is an assistant professor of economics at the University. When asked about the future of the column, Myers said, "I hope that I can continue to turn out interesting copy without making any person or group angry. The column has been a big challenge and Johnnie Jayhawk Of 'Chalk Talk' Column Reveals True Identity To Kansan Readers Although many persons knew who wrote the column before the revelation was made, the writer's identity was kept so well that one of Myers' roommates, Orval Swander, College sophomore said, "I can hardly believe that Sim is Johnny Jayhawk. I sure will be ribbed by other students when they find out that I didn't even know what my own roommate was doing!" The editorial page column which is devoted to humorous comments about campus life and well-known University figures, was reyed at the beginning of this semester and has since become a popular feature in the Kansan In revealing that he writes the column, Myers stated: "At first, I felt that it would add a great deal of interest to keep the writer's identity secret. Too, the use of the pseudonym, Johnny Jayhawk, gave me a lot more freedom to comment as I wished. Now, however, I feel that the column could be improved if all the students are allowed to contribute humorous or unusual material." certainly requires a lot of time in addition to knowing a lot of people." Besides writing Chalk Talk, Myers, who entered the University at the age of 16 and without a high school diploma, is active in many other extra-curricular positions. He has served as a staff writer on the Kansas and Jayhawker, as a member of Student Union activities, as a Ku Ku club member, on the public relations committee, as president of the Whoooelfinch society, as a member of the Spanish club, and as a writer for the Jayhawk Business News (official publication of the School of Business). In Sigma Nu fraternity, Myers has been publicity director, editor of rush books, historian, chairman of the traditions committee, assistant rush chairman, and assistant yard manager. "I suppose," said Myers, "now that the students know that I am Johnny Jayhawk, they will start calling me Johnny so much that I'll feel like I should begin stepping out of some store window." Where there's life — THE AMERICAN LEGION IS SURE TO FIND IT . . . 214 W. 8th. If you haven't heard about our club facilities, you will soon—from one of your buddies. More and more fellows are making this their "off-duty" headquarters. But don't wait until they bring you—come on down, we're open every day and-evenings (Sunday too). Bring a date Saturday night. Always Lunch and Refreshment Services. But you fellow Legionnaires are going to miss some of it if you aren't joining in on your Lawrence Post Activities. American Legion Uses Hacksaw—No Key Gumshoe Fits Him Memphis, Teen—(U.P.)—The Easy-Way grocery hasn't been able to find either a key for a padlock or the key to the mystery of how it ended up on their front door. There it was when they tried to open one morning. No one knew anything about it how it got there. They used a hacksaw to get in. Pittsburgh—(U.P.)-Detective John Stack' admitted today that his associates have some basis for calling him the usually hated epithet, "gum-shoe." Complaining of what felt like a nail in his shoe, Mr. Stack searched the offending shoe and found a huge wad of bubblelegm, apparently stored there by one of his three sons. 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