PAGE SIX UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 194 As The Kansan Sees It . . . "OK, Rodney, now what's the answer to number six?" We're Cheating Only Ourselves Paul B. Lawson, dean of the College, spoke at the Student-Faculty conference section which was discussing the honor system. He remarked that he believes that student cheating on tests and otherwise is but part of a larger pattern. He says there is a correlation between "cribbing," and stealing, or the "boyish prank" of disfiguring automobiles. Such a comparison probably never occurs to college students who cheat. Dean Lawson did not mean to infer that because you happened to see Chalk Talk that your neighbor thought question seven was false and you were inclined to agree with him, that one day you will abscond with the company's money. But it doesn't take a very great mind to see that cheating is stealing. The victim is yourself. If students could only realize this, there would be no need for a conference to discuss the merits of an honor system. It seems that for the first party given in the new Sigma Phi Epsilon house, the boys hired a chauffeur car and two liveryman to escort the chaperons to the dance. One coed who attended the affair said, "They sure crashed society in style!" Robert D. Poolman Rumor has it that the Sigma Nus are planning to make part of their famous "Back Forty" into a golf course. When one inquiring freshman asked, "Do they have enough land to build a golf course?" a senior on the campus replied. "That part of West Hills that the Sigma Nu's don't own isn't big enough to build a tennis court on." The millenium has come. Four students were sitting in a booth in the Union fountain. Of them placed his hand on the back of the booth for resting purposes only. Before they could say "chocolate shake," a waiter appeared, wanting to take their order. The group was so amazed they were speechless. In one place in Spain the drought is so severe that water hauled from distant wells is being traded for an equal amount of wine. A good many Kansans will be willing to bet that won't happen in the Sunflower state. Six students were chosen Tuesday night to participate in the second Lorraine Buchler oratorical contest. They are Keith Wilson, first year law; Richard Bugler, business senior; Howard T. Payne and Ernest Friesen, College juniors; James Gurley, and Orval Swander, College freshmen. Six To Compete In Speech Contest The final contest will be at 8 p.m. Tuesday, March 15 in Frank Strong auditorium. The winner of the contest will be the University representative at the Missouri Valley Forensic league oratorical contest. Member of the Kansas Press Assm, National Editorial Assm., Inland Daily Press Assm, and the Associated Collegiate Press. Represented by the National Ad- vertising Service,420 Madison Ave., New York City. Student Newspaper of the UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Those Wonderful Activity Books University Daily Hansan Dear Editor Editor-In-Chief ... Anne Murphy Managing Editor ... Bill P. Mayer Asst. Man. Editor ... Max Emanuel Asst. Man. Editor ... Richard D. Barton City Editor ... Nora Temple Asst. City Editor .. Harold Reddoch Asst. City Editor .. Gregory Giddins Asst. City Editor .. James Morris Sports Editor .. Marvin Rowlands Asst. Sport Editor .. Denny Rowe Sports Editor .. Bud Wright Tel. Editor .. Larry Funk Asst. Tel. Editor .. Russell Oleson Asst. Tel. Editor .. Robby Reed Society Editor .. Naomi Reddoch Asst. Soc. Ed .. Virginia Frost Dear Editor: Business Manager Don Welch Manager Charles Brown Nav1 Adv. Mgr Bob Bolioth Circulation Mgr Dean Knuth William Mira Willian Promotion Mgr Ira Gissen A thought after the performance of "The Barber of Seville." Let's start a super-selling campaign and let more people buy one of those wonderful activity books. Of course, after they hear that the best seats are sold and reserved (oh yes, a student can get a reserve ticket—at extra cost—and that activity tickets admit only to the remaining seats, if you get there early enough, people might get discouraged. But the students will continue to buy them—because they have to buy them. Can't something be done to alleviate this situation? B. E. White College junior Editor's note: You are right. It is a dirty shame the way the students are being rooked. The complaints are becoming more frequent and louder. If something is not done before long, the administration is going to have a small rebellion on its hands. Wonder if Congress will interrupt its filibuster long enough to give a medal to those flyers who made the non-stop round-the-world flight? Now it's revealed that Japanese husbands set their houses afire when they are losing an argument. That way the wife has to stop and put out the fire. They lost 23,000 homes through fires last year in Japan. 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